Me in the kitchen, gushing blood froma glass splinter in my foot: *making a strange squeaking noise The rest of the house, in the next room: be quiet, we just got through the internet service! Me: okay, fair... Them: do you know the password? Me: blood?

Dude, Minneapolis got 50k people out in the streets on -23F temperatures. You folks are terrifying... keep it up, be safe, stay warm.

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Stephen Miller sounds like the guy ranting and raving on the street corner downtown, you cross the street to avoid.

Can we talk about this crowd? Not a brown person in sight. And they found what 3 white blond women to stand up front? This is not the face of Toledo.

An electrical issue severe enough to return early, not so severe that the plane needed to be grounded? There is a load of total bullshit...

Yes, because actors are known for arriving on set in bathrobes.

The "fuck your feelings" crowd sure are touchy...

Laura Jedeed on applying for a job with ICE: "I expected them to Google me, and they didn't ... they sent me a final job offer ... what's disturbing is we don't know who is wearing these masks with guns in our city. We don't know if they have domestic violence convictions."

Concern doesn't feel strong enough, but I'm at a loss for the proper word.

Are you sure there is a bag? Because the poop seems to be flying everywhere.

WTF?

If we could figure out how to get Miller back into his crypt, we'd all be a lot better off.

So since the end of WWII the world population as more than doubled -- this largely do to antibiotics and vaccinations. All these Boomers against vaccinations is highly ironic

Looks ominous

The lack of self awareness. I don't know why after all this time this still astounds me.

🤣😍 OMG

I need Target to wake up and get its shit together... I am just not a Costco shopper, sorry, single person who like her specific brands. I have super sensitive skin, numerous cleaning products give me migraines, and I can't stand artificially scented products. #fucktrump

Is it me or does copyright infringement seem to be a recurring theme with Republicans?

Moron from landlocked state says what?

People keep asking, "Is he dead yet?" But I'm beginning to wonder, "Is this some form of zombie?" A puppet maybe? Is that Miller's hand up his ass? Some kind of robot, and this is the best the Ai can do?

Anyone who has ever had an MRI is WTFing this. You can not know what is being scanned... Unless you are under anesthetic, maybe?

It appears to be preloaded with the best thing in the store. Black cats are the sweetest creatures to ever walk the earth.

The idea that your opposition does not have the right to voice their objections and concerns is fundamentally un-American. The idea that the crimes of people in government can't be called out is basic dictatorship. There is no healing wounds with basic dictatorship.

I seem to annoying new account with no history and default aviators...

Anarchists "We don't need a government, everyone will get along follow all the rules and no will every turn you to be serial killer." Also, Anarchists "If you don't agree with me, I'll call you old and throw gender based insults."

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look pete was having a bad day don t make him feel worse we all make mistakes

NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen. Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.

I used to wonder where the red line was, but I don't think there is one anymore...

How did all those experienced politicians and seasoned generals end up losing to a kid who was only 19 years old when he first showed up on the scene? Because they were all like this. Maybe with a big dose of lead poisoning to boot, which we're also still working out of our system.

Whether it's Hillary Clinton sharing risotto tips on a private server or Donald Trump murdering Jeffrey Epstein to cover up his sex crimes, both candidates went to great lengths to hide their most dangerous secrets.

A man came to Broadview searching for his wife of five years after she was taken by ICE at her court hearing. He wasn’t told anything, tracked her by her phone, and was left weeping in the parking lot. *Out of respect we deleted original post in request from man in photos showing his face*

If I believed in the supernatural, I might think Trump just drained that guy's life force to keep living another day.

That is a lovely sign. Spacing and spelling.

As I understand it, the opposite of a fascist/Nazi is a Communist. Trump just said he's a damn Commie!

If that is the only or even the main reason, then we are lost as a nation. He has the Navy murdering people by the boatload.

Republican math, if we don't give food assistance, then people aren't struggling... Also, please explain how they're selling their benefits?

Well, he doesn't understand what he's up against...

👀Is he saying @petebuttigieg.bsky.social personally wired up the entire ATC system? Because mad respect for taking that massive DIY. Sure you can contract that stuff out but sometimes you want to get in there and get your hands dirty.

Based on the protesters I've seen it's whoever makes those blowup suits and poster board... maybe some one who wants bring back the roller disco.

Don't engage. Just block. They want to push their rage bait on here. Don't give them the satisfaction. bsky.app/profile/did:...

What a dipshit...

People who have never been to a large city: Cities are noisy. Me listening to lawn mowers, leaf blowers, and a chainsaw for the last 2 hours on a Saturday morning: you're idiots! Cities aren't noisy; people and their machines are noisy.

cry havoc and let slip the frogs of war