oh god pete what have they done to you

missed that boat didn t you

hey we have discussed this not guilty on account of hunger

excuse us wat

hail the legend of mustelidae but no kings okay just good leaders

you should push forward with the twenty fifth amendment pretty quickly

reverse hindquarter ejection high technical difficulty score ten out of ten

hey how you doing hominids looks bad if we re being honest fingers crossed though fight the bad hominids fight them with your fancy moves

weasels are grateful for you except the treasonous hominids they can suck eggs

otter larry was the goat but not a real goat smooth though

what you do not think us weasels have moves we have moves we have all the moves

mr mamdani is magic he made the leader of hate into a fizzy giddy fan mr mamdani must have learned at the feet of the masters hypnotizing all who watch

this is edna she is a delight we all emulate the scamper

weasel poetry is welcome in such times

long long years of blame for hominid crises pete needs a minute to collect himself

madam we cannot keep apologizing for pete eating the collider thing please dissolve our responsibility and pass it back to mr bad hunter fellow footnote not a rodent

the honey badger represents the weasel family in such matters

you mistake a pause in losers with a lack of weasels you would be bereft without the weasels

look pete was having a bad day don t make him feel worse we all make mistakes

you sure did participate excellent work hominids

are you participating in democracy today tell us everything #vote #election2025

weasel update still not treasonous

uh oh food and drug hominid is very angry

weasel update still not treasonous

on behalf of all mustelidae we hope that you defend your people house the white one though it looks more like russian red now

a company took the contract to destroy your historical people house you should tell them what you think about that aceco llc 301 588 0707

it seems you hominids brought the joy yesterday bravo no kings

it seems you hominids brought the joy yesterday bravo no kings

we are an army of frogs when the time demands 🐸🐸🐸

did you know a group of weasels is known as a boogle or a confusion stay safe in your huge hominid boogle or confusion tomorrow no kings

hello please enjoy this blocklist of actual traitors coming to monitor you before no kings day

did you know a group of weasels is known as a boogle or a confusion stay safe in your huge hominid boogle or confusion tomorrow no kings

you be safe out there yours in solidarity patriot weasels and meerkats

we are naked all the time what is the big deal with mammary glands and genitals be free scamper frolic eat small bugs nap

we are naked all the time what is the big deal with mammary glands and genitals be free scamper frolic eat small bugs nap

we remain confused that homo sapiens sapiens do not point out all the time that this primate incited an insurrection already

this primate incited an insurrection

this primate incited an insurrection

mike johnson is a homo sapiens sapiens who seems to be willing to do anything to avoid releasing files of sexual cruelty and deviancy within the ranks of the most powerful primates in the world

the leader of your people just stated out loud that you were a problem that needed to be solved to the same military meant to defend you

the leader of your people just stated out loud that you were a problem that needed to be solved to the same military meant to defend you

this is state violence you are occupied by hostile forces you must rally great numbers to defend your dens and burrows soon now you may never see another election or feel safe again

oh dear not all maureens

all we have is each other this ground random actions joy love mischief it is enough to take back the world

this is state violence you are occupied by hostile forces you must rally great numbers to defend your dens and burrows soon now you may never see another election or feel safe again

your leaders are calling on your standing defense to invade your cities en masse which is a five alarm warning in a five alarm fire that there is no business as usual any longer

we have so much diving maybe some frolicking

a small number of homo sapiens sapiens hold the planet hostage but you have the numbers to hold them to account to take your planet back from nihilists to feed your humans clean the air and land make poverty not exist you just need the will to do so

what is up creatures not you homo sapiens you re in a time out

we think that you are in trouble americans you should begin protecting each other directly daily in the streets record the history they will deny but safely maybe on a film camera or video thing you have too many choices but old tech best tech for now