the leader of your people just stated out loud that you were a problem that needed to be solved to the same military meant to defend you

this is state violence you are occupied by hostile forces you must rally great numbers to defend your dens and burrows soon now you may never see another election or feel safe again

oh dear not all maureens

all we have is each other this ground random actions joy love mischief it is enough to take back the world

this is state violence you are occupied by hostile forces you must rally great numbers to defend your dens and burrows soon now you may never see another election or feel safe again

your leaders are calling on your standing defense to invade your cities en masse which is a five alarm warning in a five alarm fire that there is no business as usual any longer

we have so much diving maybe some frolicking

a small number of homo sapiens sapiens hold the planet hostage but you have the numbers to hold them to account to take your planet back from nihilists to feed your humans clean the air and land make poverty not exist you just need the will to do so

what is up creatures not you homo sapiens you re in a time out

we think that you are in trouble americans you should begin protecting each other directly daily in the streets record the history they will deny but safely maybe on a film camera or video thing you have too many choices but old tech best tech for now

all we have is each other this ground random actions joy love mischief it is enough to take back the world

every human who does not agree with the state is now an enemy of the state which is strength in numbers is all we are saying

today in news human beings put a fake human in a real human arena to solve real human problems what are you doing humans

what is up creatures not you homo sapiens you re in a time out

we have heard rumors on the forest floor that your head primate is telling all others what they can or cannot say dangerous times for any creature except maureen who watches 🦊

we are ready for the homo sapiens to get their face game on game face facial games on something which eludes our understanding but implies that you will fight the nihilists

you did not take our advice no you did not

events in the homo sapiens sapiens habitat are pretty scary why don t you primates take some time to relax in some good mossy forest for a bit

okay that sounds very nice let s do that

goodnight friends unless it is morning where you are one round ball with all of us on it can t have borders because it has no edges unless drawn by homo sapiens sapiens

if the work is catching smaller things to eat we are okay with that

we are smol fierce friends who like science science protects us smol fierce friends bring back science

the weasels concur

pro union weasels are the natural order of things

friend

time is irrelevant live now die later fight for quality over quantity be the highest weasel of good you can be this is all we are weasels

we protest using the name weasel as a slur we are simply weasels we are not traitors well except maureen but she watches 🦊 news