Maybe this is edgy, but I don't get sad

Gross, no

Idk who that is

Words my 4 year old invented: Conkted Prontically

Respectfully, this is bad advice. nothing irl is remotely cool and nothing online is remotely cool. Everything sucks ass in the world and I'm not afraid to say it

I called myself a faggot

Nope and if I did I would keep that shit to myself

Cui boner? Or as it is translated from the Latin, who boner?

No, we still need to guess actually

10 mg Lexapro has replaced all other needs for drugs in me Thank you Lexapro, for this beautiful day I love you Lexapro I was to stick my dick in you Lexapro, but you are a tiny little white pill and you broke my dick anyway

"don his gay apparel round yon virgin" some bluesky shit that would go viral on a lib account "sex worker and the USSR actually won WW2, what do you mean "Pacific theater" what's that" Some bluesky shit that would go viral on a commie account "diarrhea penis Chinese accent" - me

A piece of advice about online vs IRL Online: once you have called a nemesis the worst thing, there's no rung on the escalation ladder left IRL: there's lots of rungs above being called the worst thing

Sometimes is music you all feel to need better - Eric alper

Old News from last week 🥱

Here's a thought, what if we all don't care so much about the lying fake news and instead focus on what's really real: lactation porn might be the next big thing after incest

Fuck you I will do what you tell me Fuck you I'll do everything you tell me

Another antifa shooter shooting our beautiful boys. We have to demand that George Soros and his mutant army stand down. STAND DOWN SOYBOY OR WE'RE COMING IN AFTER YOU

“It’s important to have hobbies when fascism is taking over your country.”

What do you mean what are my interests? Normal things. Sitting. Going. Things of that nature.

Oh gawd, FINE. I'm a 𝘯𝘰𝘯𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘭𝘦𝘯𝘵 nihilistic extremist, are you satisfied? Fuck all of existence, but peacefully.

I think we have a chance at having the most depressing autumn on record if things go poorly! exciting 😈

Then why did they all just sit there grooving on it lmao. If a dipshit with no credibility berates you publicly the last thing you have to do is endure it on camera, help us out here

Rewatched Children of Men I thought it sucked the first time, and guess what, it still fucking sucks Catholic ass miracle movie

The thing about school is that it sucks ass and fuck you. If you can't understand that as a parent I cannot relate to you

There's no real reason children of men has to have British people in it

it's the Big Dinner Boy

in germany they call it dick und ball

Wrong, there are infinite worlds

There is NO SHAME in getting molested Wait a minute yes there is

The Pope is American and no one talks about him on here, probably cause this the Social Media Of The Eternally Molested

I wish I didn't have so much goddamn racism in the vicinity

Pisspoor customer service at the lube store

My ass hurts from the national guard invasion

Snack crapple poop

I used to go out with a bitch that made videos of herself pissing in da woods... That was crazy also she was fucking like 8 people at the same time... SHAME!!!!?

They should invent a sports for liberals where they get to just talk about new rules they want in game

Sports is not for liberals

Cum poop... Swag... Donner kebab ... Eating human flesh... Psicho

Help I'm trapped in a fascist country and they are making babies and one of the babies looked at me

I ... Want to be pissed on by the same gang that made Donny pres

O how I hope America gets sucked down and soaked in cum

Voting is dumb it's for nerds you'll never catch me voting that's lame

Bro Bruh Bra

I have a small dick and my dick is small and I'm gay

It's too bad I can't see what Jamelle buoy posts bc he blocked me for saying top gun was shitty