Which comms officer made the decision to do this shop

Chad Jetten vs Soyboy Wilders

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Following the announcement by the Lib Dems returning officer on quotas in our federal elections I would like to make it clear I spent many hours and more emails trying to point out that this decision went against the expressed will of conference barely a month ago.

We’re so back. We never even left.

Like all good Labour ideas, you can guess where they got it from…

This is now the official party position

We do have one minor correction

This is the Sacred Bar Chart our Barchartistas have dreamed of for generations

Tied with the Tories and three points behind Labour…

Lib Dems normally vs Lib Dems when someone mentions ID Cards

THATS RIGHT IF THE POLICE ASK ME FOR PAPERS I *WILL* CRY AND I *WILL* DO KARATE

No, I'm Harry Willcock en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_W...

I AM A LIBERAL AND I AM AGAINST THIS KIND OF THING

I see people are upset that I won an award for women because I'm the wrong type of woman. I was moved and honoured to have been awarded this by the party's women's group, and that the Lib Dems at all levels have my back and I will continue to fight for liberalism and my community.

1:1 scale model of Ed Davey's big drum (h/t @garryn.bsky.social)

Ed Davey’s speech in meme format for anyone who missed it:

Lib Dems: let them work Labour: make them work

They did the whole thing in 27 minutes flat

This has got to be a world speed record for Labour stealing our good ideas

*Ghostbusters theme* If there's some Reform in your neighbourhood Who you gonna call? (Ed Davey!) If there's Tory wards, and they don't look good Who you gonna call? (Ed Davey!)

Final reminder, anyone going to this has an obligation to shout “Free Hong Kong” on the dance floor

ITS OUR PARTY, AND WE’LL CRY IF WE WANT TO

welcome :))

It's Your Party, & you’ll cry if you want to Cry if you want to, cry if you want to You would cry too if it happened to you Nobody knows where my Jeremy’s gone Galloway left the same time Why was he holding his hand When he's supposed to be mine?

imagine getting qt dunked by ed davey. unrecoverable. you’re furious and he is serenely going down a log flume in bognor regis.

We don’t need to give @libdems.org.uk this handle back There is no longer any difference between Milkman posting and official party posting

The year is 2083. Peter Mandelson's head in a jar has just been fired from the government for his improper financial connections to disgraced former King of America, Baron Trump.

A Phillipson/Powell Deputy Leadership Election

I really wonder how ALDC can justify having an event sponsored by a company closely linked to the CCP to our many voters, activists, & now Cllrs from Hong Kong

Me and the boys walking up to a Liberal disco sponsored by the world’s most powerful tyrant

My buddies and me are getting real well known Yeah, the bad guys know us and they leave us alone I get around (get around round round I get around)

What's the oddest thing to see in UK politics this morning? My contribution would be the new Leader of the Green Party, leading a choral rendition of "Lib Dem fightback", at Lib Dem conference 10 years ago.

Zach Polanski has beautiful and well-rounded opportunities just in front of him. A real chance to bust open British politics and rack up political wins. A full-breasted advocacy on environmental issues and a twin-pronged approach to growth. Let the door-knockers spring forth.

Every masterpiece has its cheap copy

Celebrate liberalism (sponsored by noted police state the People’s Republic of China) Do we get a discount if our social credit rating is high enough?

Keir Starmer explaining diplomacy in the Oval Office tomorrow

The right wing press this week:

Does anyone know if the Lib Dems have a policy on Electoral Reform

A public vote on a name? How soon we forget our history. Party McPartface

One point behind the Tories