Mike Billips
@mbillips.bsky.social
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Actor, handyman, retired Navy officer and former newspaper reporter. Atlanta, Georgia, USA.
My kitty died and I am sad.
about 16 hours ago
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Question about King Trumpās AI poop plane: is it carrying tanks full of liquid poop or is that just Trump himself pooping on America?
1 day ago
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Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
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1 day ago
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Georgia Tech is doing Georgia Tech 1990 team things. Not the most talented team in college football, but a great o line, running backs and qb, some studs on defense, and utterly confident theyāre going to win no matter who they play.
2 days ago
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First tattoo at age 63! I went to the London Academy of Music and Dramatic Art for a one-semester program in classical (mostly Shakespearean) acting in January this year. Broke my wrist really badly trying to hop the curb on my bike in late March. Thatās the surgery scar under the school logo.
4 days ago
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The only Kristopher I celebrate is Kringle.
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7 days ago
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Whoo boy, anti-infant-circumcision cranks REALLY CARE about that shit. More woo obsession than anti-vaxxers.
11 days ago
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A benefit of being a bit of a narcissist with a healthy dose of Dunning-Kruger is that it makes me too optimistic to be a doomer for long. Iām constantly running over in my head possible, probably dumb fixes to all the shit thatās happening rather than fretting.
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The Carter Family - Keep on the sunny side
YouTube video by bigjaw1
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24 days ago
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This sucks! What the fuck?
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25 days ago
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Fun
26 days ago
writing a porno version called only fans in the building
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Holy crap, a SNIPER shot those ICE detainees in Dallas. Wonder if itās an anti-immigrant nut job or something personal. Canāt see a cartel hit man killing himself to evade capture, so the most popular fictional scenario seems out.
26 days ago
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Genie Lauren
26 days ago
GO BIRDS!! š
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The doofus sits on his ass watching cable news all day and tries to stir up shit when itās boring.
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27 days ago
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Iām the decline of the family unit.
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27 days ago
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I am once again reminding everyone that predicting the date of the day of judgment is DEEPLY blasphemous and dangerously close to the mortal sin of fortune-telling. You have been warned. Repeatedly. Matthew 24:36, bitches.
28 days ago
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Dave Lee
about 1 month ago
Dutch late night TV has its take
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Haha, Trumpās lawyers suck and so far there has been no deviation from this rule.
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about 1 month ago
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Zohran Kwame Mamdani
about 1 month ago
Congratulations to
@teamsters.bsky.social
Local 210 workers at Perrigo in the Bronx on your strong new contract. Workers shouldn't have to strike to win dignity and respect on the job ā but sometimes that's what it takes.
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Democrats should add ābreak up the monopolistic media companiesā to their list of campaign promises. No one should have the power that Sinclair has, which was the reason we had laws limiting broadcast station ownership in the first place.
about 1 month ago
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Dave Itzkoff
about 1 month ago
Robert Redford playing a gentle incarnation of death, coming for a frightened old woman in The Twilight Zone episode "Nothing in the Dark" (1962). An extraordinary performance then, terribly bittersweet today
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Since when do they have two Monday Night Football games? I guess it makes sense with two west-coast teams like San Diego and Oakland. But what happens when the local broadcast channel in the Eastern time zone signs off at midnight?
about 1 month ago
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As a cis-het, approaching elderly Southern white dude of English Protestant descent, one of my favorite things EVAR is if a millennial or Gen Z friend addresses me as āGurl.ā Itās like a password that Iām considered to be a decent human being.
about 1 month ago
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Well this is fucking disgusting. Some asshole is trying to auction off the gun Gary Gilmore used to murder two people in Utah in 1976 before Norman Mailer made him famous. They want $2 million for a gun that would otherwise be worth maybe $400. Gilmore was executed by firing squad in 1977.
about 1 month ago
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BEEEEEEEESSSSSS!!!!!!!
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about 1 month ago
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Too bad thereās no longer really a White House press corps to grill Trump on what heās gonna do about one of Nick Fuentesās flying monkeys killing āCharlie.ā
about 1 month ago
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Charlie Kirk in hell rn asking how the FUCK he got murdered for being too liberal.
about 1 month ago
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Too much speculation about the Kirk shooterās politics and not enough outrage that he was a fucking camper.
about 1 month ago
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Whatever happened to Stephen Hunter, the sniper novelist? Youād think heād be on speed dial for shit like this.
about 1 month ago
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Well, this week has provided a rich blocking environment for newly prominent conspiracy theorists. Especially ones who have never fired a gun but have strong opinions about how sniping works.
about 1 month ago
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Eh, he left the gun at the scene. Theyāre gonna find him in a couple of days when some Dennyās assistant manager drops a dime, just watch.
about 1 month ago
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Whoo, lord, you want to see some ACTUAL hilarity over Charlie Kirkās death, pop over to Threads. Makes this place look like a Methodist funeral.
about 1 month ago
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Calling it: shooter will turn out to be a sexually obsessed Charlie Kirk stan.
about 1 month ago
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You know who Republicans would NOT have flown the flag at half staff for? MLK.
about 1 month ago
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Yeah, OK, humanoid robots, flying cars, whatever. When is science going to stop the cheese slices from sticking together? (foh with that plastic-wrapped cheese food product shit).
about 1 month ago
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Ugh, Peter Thiel is gonna be the next vice president, isnāt he?
about 2 months ago
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Hear me out: he DOESNāT but is so incapacitated that JD Article 25s him. Then he watches JD do a face turn and dump the tariffs and fire Navarro, Stephen Miller and RFK. Then the Dems win the House and an enraged MAGA gun nut manages to assassinate JD and his VP (Mike Johnson) 1/2
about 2 months ago
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Once it happens, SNL better start doing a āThis just in: Donald Trump is still deadā bit or weāll know for sure that Lorne is a fascist sellout.
about 2 months ago
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Iām a dystopian mini-skirt carpool
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about 2 months ago
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Vance is a gigantic asshole but also has zero principles. Hopefully heāll realize that Stephen Miller, Navarro, and RFK are major liabilities and need to look at the flowers. Most of the Project 2025 stuff heāll keep up just to own the libs but he might stop with the anti-science crusade & tariffs.
about 2 months ago
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Is this bad? A extremely tanned but fit for our age woman was flirting with me but when she told a story about losing a rich guy she was dating by saying something progressive, I switched off and left. Because ādating a rich guyā is a red flag for me, I guess?
about 2 months ago
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So I started reading the intro to āAbundanceā and the premise is that we have all the resources for universal ease and prosperity if we simply unleash human ingenuity and all it takes is curtailing the power and privilege of entrenched interests who are preventing it. Ugh, no shit, guys.
about 2 months ago
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I never attended Catholic school but I went to a Presbyterian boysā school for a year when I was 17 and the only thing we filed into weekly chapel services with was surly boredom and resentment.
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about 2 months ago
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Troops and plainclothes feds are intimidating locals and scaring away tourists, the White House is being turned into a tacky dump like Mar-a-lago, and museums are being forced to parrot white-supremacist lies.
www.axios.com/2025/08/25/t...
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Trump transforms D.C. into theme park for presidential power
Call it MAGA's Epcot.
https://www.axios.com/2025/08/25/trump-dc-crime-federal-takeover
about 2 months ago
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How tf is Trump gonna āgo on patrolā with the cops in DC? Ride around in an armored golf cart? That feeble old bastard canāt walk 100 feet without somebody holding his hand.
about 2 months ago
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Just thinking about Norfolk, Va., and blue-collar port cities in general and why I like them so much. A big part of it is cocktail waitresses and bartenders with big ādivorced from a chief petty officerā energy.
2 months ago
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Will Bunch
2 months ago
You won't be shocked that
@jamellebouie.net
is the one columnist who gets it about the DC occupation (gift link)
www.nytimes.com/2025/08/20/o...
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Opinion | What Trump Is Really Up to in Washington
https://www.nytimes.com/2025/08/20/opinion/trump-washington-national-guard.html?unlocked_article_code=1.fk8.H_R-.lAYebK0CIVmI&smid=url-share
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Male cheerleader discourse is driving me nuts when people donāt recognize that pro-football ācheerleadersā are dance squads inspired by strippers by Cowboys GM Tex Schramm in 1970. College cheerleading is a gymnastic sport. The few men allowed on college dance squads caught the same homophobic flak.
2 months ago
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Did this and it worked!
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2 months ago
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The sub slinger should definitely make them try him in front of a DC jury. Hero hucker. Hoagie hurler. Grinder groover.
2 months ago
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Is it tactical-baby gear or tactical baby-gear? Because tactical babies seem like kind of a niche market.
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2 months ago
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