The Patron Saint of Saves. #austinFC

Yes indeed. What a goal! #austinfc

Visiting the fam ‘down the shore.’ Went out for a 5th of Powers. But this caught my eye.

Why did Wolff get a yellow? #austinfc

In retrospect, the clear answer to this question is, “Nah.” Except for Owen and Burkari, in moments. #austinfc

Before the election, my focus group of Trump voters said their top priorities were lowering prices and releasing the Epstein files. Now the same respondents say their top priorities are building a gold ballroom for the White House and putting tariffs on Ford and GM.

Currently re-wiring brain to not support the team wearing Verde & Black.

World Cup group stage tickets starting at $1,450 each?!?!?!?!?!?

STUUUUUUUUUU! #austinfc

Some things pickled, some things cured, some things cheese. That’s today sorted, more or less.

Homemade Vin d’Orange, sausages, charcoal and thou…

This. I see no lies…

It’s every parent’s nightmare, isn’t it? you check your child’s bulletproof backpack and find a picture book about gay penguins

So, @davidwondrich.bsky.social or @mbrowley.bsky.social any idea what this might have been for? Promotional item labeled “Complements of Edgewood Whiskey,” which was apparently a pre-prohibition brand from Ohio that blended sour mash of some kind and Rye, but this tool stymies me.

This. I don’t. I mean anyone who makes Ted Cruz reveal just how big a dumbass he is. But. It’s Tucker. And. Well. Fine. I’m just going to enjoy this?

Good to see #AustinFC take three points against the Red Bulls and the officials tonight.

So this week we’ve had a man impersonating an ICE agent tie up a woman and steal $1000; a man impersonating a police officer assassinate a top Democratic politician & her husband (and shoot another Democrat & his wife); and a man impersonating a king hold a military parade for his birthday

We’re now in the phase of Donald Trump’s America where Democratic legislators are the victims of targeted assassination.

San Antonio. God love it. www.texasmonthly.com/news-politic...

I thought Musk and Thiel would wait until September or so before they started banging the drum for their sofa loving puppet to replace Trump. Appears the timeline has accelerated…

Shot.

Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should…. #mixology

Subs Nico. Subs. #austinfc

Attn. RFK Jr.:

Spotted in Austin. The real ones know

The Austin Rain Dome is only rivaled by the Austin FC Net Dome that keeps Austin shots from hitting the back of the net. Still waiting for that elusive open play goal.

Yup.

So, you’re telling us #AustinFC fans there’s hope?

Shut down the internet. It’s over.

Sure whatever. 25% tariff on eating ice cream on a hot day next. 50% tariff on petting a dog. 35% tariff on the sound of children laughing. 10% tariff on the smell of flowers. 15% tariff on the cold side of the pillow. And another 25% on China, why not.

Lots of urban coyotes come here looking for wifi.

Austin FC is undefeated in Sunday Night Soccer matches that occur in the middle of the afternoon and complete two hours before sunset.

Owen Wolff played his ass off today. Should have had three assists. #austinfc

Play Lone Wolff in the 10 and let him cook.

My advice to disaffected young men is to get a squire p bass and join a band and your whole women only date rich guys reactionary politics vibe will seem pretty silly when a lady breaks up with her real estate boyfriend to date your broke ass

Had to be a Pierre Ferrand 1840 Sazerac to go with this spin.

I love myself too much to watch that man speak live.

I keep telling y’all Owen ‘Lone Wolff’ is the 10…

Came across some Seville oranges, so finally made a batch of Vin D’Orange after first noting the recipe 20 some odd years ago.

Certainly The Lone Wolff looked kind of 10ish (and dangerous at it) for Austin FC tonight.

Is this AustinFC team actually fun to watch?!?!?!?

The root that tears apart your foundation begins as a seed of distrust, hate, and blame. The seed that grew into a dictatorship in Europe didn’t arrive overnight. It started with everyday Germans mad about inflation and looking for someone to blame.

Seems problematic…

Just back from grocery shopping. I thought we were trading-in democracy for cheap eggs?

Sounds about right…

Going to have to revisit more seriously, but is Jameson Triple Triple actually a line extension that works?

Worried about a fascist takeover? This sheet-pan paella will make you feel like you’re in 1930s Spain.

Worried about our nation’s descent into fascism? This one pot cacio e pepe will make you feel like you’re in 1920s Italy.

I was led to believe by R.E.M. that I would feel a lot better about this.

This from @davidwondrich.bsky.social is very much a clear distillation of a lot of what I’ve been thinking lately.