Agriculture is just domesticated flora. I mean, like do wild tomatoes still exist? Are they out pacing their domesticated cousins? No. Domesticated tomatoes have tied themselves to the humans for their survival. They are everywhere around the world. As humans go, so shall the tomato.

Trump gives $12B to farmers to cover losses from his tariff war. He’s going to pay for it by tariffing fertilizer that the farmers will have to pay. What a genius.

Only approved insurance companies (they gave the president money). Then take away and limit Health Credits because people are cheating the system or are lazy. Think SNAP but with healthcare.

America. Land of the imaginary free, home of cowards.

What’s the point of a retirement age if it doesn’t apply to politicians?

Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!

Why hasn’t anybody called these ICE agents ICE Troopers yet? I mean it fits 🤷🏻‍♂️ #icetrooper

My dog had a better chance of winning the Nobel Peace Prize, than Trump.

If this became a weekly series, it would run longer than The Simpsons.

Maybe he’s going to die on 9-12, turning it to a day of joy. 9-11 National day of remembrance, 9-12 national freedom from fascism day.

CLUE: Sofa King, in the Oval Office, with a Sharp Tweet. And now we find out who the victim is.

Here we go again. Religion setting back the human race. Hopefully it won’t be for more than 20 years this time.

The yellow belly of Texas is showing.

Someone’s blocking traffic.

Stormy did stand-up? Thought she did mostly lie-down.

Happy caturday. Just chillin on the deck after a hard day of chillin inside. #caturday

So if Trumps tariffs are illegal, because only congress can impose tariffs, then why aren’t there class action lawsuits against the president by affected people and businesses? A judge could impose an injunction against all tariffs not passed by the house.

I hope someone is keeping a list of all the collaborators and the crimes they are committing. It will make it easier for the treason trials.

I liked America better when you didn’t get kidnapped for exercising your 1st amendment rights.

You’ve heard of the Teflon Don, nothing stuck to him. Well now we have the Taco Don. That orange grease stains everything.

You’ve heard of the Teflon Don, nothing stuck to him. Well now we have the Taco Don. That orange grease stains everything.

That look you get when you’ve outgrown your jeans but still get them buttoned up.

Just thought I’d put this out there. The constitution is not a document the government uses to control the people. It’s a document the people use to control the government. If the government stops following the constitution, it’s time for a new government.

Can we start calling him Old Yeller?

I wonder if ICE is in Puerto Rico trying to deport all the Spanish speakers?

Carney is running for Prime Minister of Canada. Poilievre is running for governor of the 51st state. Vote accordingly. #Carney4PM #cdnpoli #NeverPoilievre #uspoli

BOOM!!

They will also not let you do your skincare routine in a concentration camp.

BREAKING: America.

@rachelgilmore.bsky.social so does this anti PP ad quote you or the Medical Facilities Corporation?

Hey America, you are in an abusive relationship. You need help. I suggest the 2nd amendment.

If the US congress can only impose tariffs, unless there is a stated emergency, then the president can impose them, and the emergency is that 19kg of a drugs came across a border, can congress override this obvious bull shit excuse?

Gonna out a hypothetical out here. The Russians have taken over the government and are shutting down government departments and siphoning all the money away. What would you do?

I wonder at what rate Teslas need to be vandalized for insurance companies to not cover them anymore. No one would buy a car they can’t insure.

Trump needs to change the name of his country to The United States of Satellite Russia. #USSR.

Putting this up here for now. Thinking that the people behind Project 2025 are pushing the blame for everything onto Trump, then 6 months to a year from now Donald is going to fall out of a window on a trip to Moscow, and JD Vance ( not his real name) will roll some back and be the saviour from Don.

I guess it’s time to elect a new “Leader of the Free World” since the USA is no longer free or a leader. Who will champion democracy now?

When your lack of previous sheepdog experience is cruelly exposed on your first day at work.

I think it’s time for every swing state that went red to do a comprehensive audit of the last election, especially the number of single vote ballots that voted for Trump. Compare that number to previous elections and see if it holds up.

Just curious, how many republican representatives and senators are there from states with a democrat governor? You know, for a friend.

Omg! Is anyone else getting Jim from Taxi vibes from RFK Jr? SNL has to get Christopher Lloyd on to do an RFK Jr. impersonation. #SNL

Maybe once 47 is done shredding the constitution, and the people are done shredding 47, they can rebuild the former, properly. With proper checks and balances, term limits, and contribution limits. Not just guidelines that request politicians to do the right thing, but laws making them.

This morning I was going to post “ Hello to the American Empire. Goodby to the American Republic. Welcome to the 4th Reich.” But I thought it would be too early. Didn’t think it was only 4 hours early.

@jagmeetsingh.ca with the announcement this morning of the government wanting to send CUPW workers back to work, I hope you can say a few words for them. If they are essential to the economy they should be compensated as so. Since CPC tactic of stalling is looking like it will pay off for them… 1/?

Happy #caturday.

Happy caturday.