I adopted a new puppy this weekend. She's so insanely cute she looks like an AI generated photo. This was not retouched at all. She's just that cute. Say hi to Bam Bam! Her sister Pebbles is thrilled to have her. #dogsky

@schumer.senate.gov you are toast. You fucking traitor.

kris.and.dave (IG) delivered the tastiest #CupOfJoe to the hobgoblin who would be Speaker. BTW: Release the Epstein files and swear in Adelita Grijalva!

Please respect my process

@lyledallas.bsky.social enjoy...

She is just insanely cute. #dogsky

This is one of the toys that BarkBox is selling during shark week. I. I.. I am having trouble wording. #dogsky

I laughed much harder at this than I should have.

Shocking, I know.

That's right.

This gave me goosies. He's magical.

It's hot as balls out, so... #dogaky

Hey @adamdubbin.bsky.social

Thank you @jch24.bsky.social for helping me get a TV from my porch out to my car so I can take it to an e-waste drop off event tomorrow. It was nice to finally meet you in person my dude.

Awww, his widdle fee fees are hurt

Notice how the BIRDSONG is louder than the crowd.

“I did not text parade plans,” a defiant Hegseth said.

renew, reuse, recycle #dogsky

DAYUM

Why Pebbles, WHY? She tore both of her dew claws AT THE SAME TIME. #dogsky

Where's the lie? @thehill.com

Shut it Taco Belle

JD is being really quiet huh

Trump and Elon broke up

The past few weeks I was feeling a little depressed. Thank you Goddess. Today has me cured.

Bwahahaha!!

From @stonekettle.bsky.social I'm DYING. Need more popcorn.

BREAKING: John Morales just went on air in South Florida and told the truth: hurricane forecasting models are underfunded and outdated. Translation: The U.S. government cut the budget so deep, even seasoned meteorologists can’t track deadly storms. You’re not safe. And they do. Not. Care.

I know AI image generation gets a bad rap, and rightfully so most of the time, but this is not one of those times. 😉

3 minutes into "Pee Wee as Himself" and I'm already teary eyed.

Ain't that the truth

Slackers #dogsky