Pat McAfee must hit hard if you're a fucking moron

Seems bad that a bunch of vc's are open racists now

30 Rock Pilot Tracy: I'll take an apple juice Waiter: We don't have apple juice Tracy: Vodka tonic

Since neither party actually does anything to improve the material conditions of most people when in power every election is now just "throw the bums out"

Maxey making the leap

I love living in a country where "newspaper that publishes almost exclusively fake stories" is basically every single paper and seeing this take.

VJ Edgecombe is like if Jimmy Butler was an elite shooter

Forgot how good Twix are, s tier candy

Conservatives are always worried about "sharia law" bc they know if they had total control they would turn the country in to a white christian theocracy (like they're trying to now).

"Let's keep trying the strategy that lost control of the entire government to the gop and has made the party historically unpopular"

Bet if you led him just a little you could get Trump to honestly wonder out loud why they don't make the entire plane out of the black box material

If you make it off the grounds of the Louvre with something you should be allowed to keep it

Bet John Fetterman makes so much sense to a dumb guy

I know nothing matters, but if Obama was taking a wrecking ball to the White House the story would lead every Fox News show for a decade

billionaires should not be allowed to exist because the downside of "one of them loses their mind" is simply too dangerous for a functional society also, having a billion dollars tends to make you lose your mind

Anyone who talks about iq is a creep

Dudes whose entire personality is hating women: "Why can't I get laid?"

Looking at the entire Trump movement as a continuation of Gamergate explains basically everything that happened in the last decade

I got a scholarship to go to an expensive private school in the early 2000's filled with these guys and they have always been racists

You're not a "Swiftie", you're 37

Starting the first posting site not founded by libertarian weirdos

Always wanted to have a conversation with my mom about travis kelce's dick

PUP & Jeff Rosenstock @ The Sound in Del Mar, CA - these guys rock go and see them

They just tear-gassed us. They tried to run us over in a van holding a peaceful protester. They shot us with pepper balls. They dragged another protester into the facility.

"I just want to say, go birds, fuck ICE and free Palestine," "Hacks" star Hannah Einbinder at the #Emmys

Nice to see the libs just out here openly admitting that virulent anti-black racism is acceptable political discourse

First they came for John Bolton, and I did not speak out - Because fuck that old racist

As someone who grew up like 200 yards from a cornfield let me say that a lot the people there are backwards racists and I'm much happier in California

"Bob Dylan sucks" is a boring loser take

Every guy really into wrestling is at least a little gay

Not immediately going on cable and directly attacking Trump for the Epstein situation is why Dems are so unpopular

Stephen A Smith's popularity is an indicator of a society in decline

Mainstream media is going to keep attacking Zohran no matter what he says, not bc they actually believe he's being antisemitic, but bc they hate progressives more than lying sex pests who toe the corporate line

Bluesky is great because it's home to maybe my ten favorite posters ever who left twitter, plus hundreds of thousands of the most annoying pendants online

People are like, "Wow, so the Supreme Court can just decide what medical care you get instead of you and your doctor?" Yeah man. That was Dobbs. They don't give a fuck about us, about precedent, the actual text of the law, the intent of the law, or anything else. The law is fake.

Poor attendance at Trump's lame military parade is a good reminder that the far-right movement here is super astroturfed and his actual governing style/policies are not popular

Online Ceramics fundraiser with all profits going to grassroots orgs in LA shorturl.at/d2kqS

Everything that’s happened over the past six months has been a response to an imaginary crisis. There is no immigrant invasion. No trade crisis. No scientific or governance crisis. Just people completely high off their own supply trying to fundamentally reorder society. None of this had to happen.

How I feel about buying overdrive pedals

Getting thrown out of the 40 year old white dude club for only kind of liking MJ Lenderman

Tough day for dudes recording angry front facing videos in their cars outside of family court

(me making fun of your crop rotation idea and thereby holding our people back another 5000 years) jeff thinks the beans have to take turns lmao

Poker Face is as good as Natasha Lyonne's takes are bad

Picking up smoking like ten minutes in to the apocalypse