Jameson Simmons
@jameson.onebee.com
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(he/him) Hated Twitter before it was cool.
Dream cast, clever story, excellent look, and fun music—I don’t want to say my “favorite movie of 2026” is already locked up, but Disclosure Day is going to have to be pretty frickin amazing.
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19 days ago
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Arin Arcady
19 days ago
I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what
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Jackie Kashian
29 days ago
EVERY actor in Wonder Man is having the time of their life. We watched two eps bc we will savor.
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Hey! Everybody!
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about 1 month ago
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Love it!!! 🎶🥰🎸
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about 1 month ago
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They Might Be Giants
about 2 months ago
You read that right. WE DID. Sincerely--They Might Be Giant Eyeballs
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@andycheatwood.com
Happy birthday, BĂĽbbie!!! xoxoxo đź«¶
2 months ago
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What a wonderful day of
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! First-time listener, long-time wisher-I-had-heard-about-this-sooner. Thanks for sharing so much TMBG, so much love, and a not-insignificant amount of “dot”!
#TMBPTMBG
3 months ago
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Man, this is an exciting week to be someone who’s been on the Rhea Seehorn train since 2003. Welcome aboard!!!
4 months ago
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Defector
4 months ago
What can't the president do?
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What Can't The President Do? | Defector
Donald Trump bulldozed the East Wing of the White House this week, so that he can build a ballroom with a footprint nearly twice the size of the existing White House, financed by blatant graft. The…
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RIP, special lady. You made the world a better place, and you’ll be missed.
5 months ago
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@clashroyale.bsky.social
The 🛥️ is pointed ⬇️ but all the islands we’re trying to reach are ⬆️.
5 months ago
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1013%
6 months ago
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“Feeling pressure” is such a mendacious way to describe what working class families are experiencing. “Being intentionally starved by runaway corporate greed while funding for social programs is gleefully slashed” would be closer.
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6 months ago
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@letsgameitout.tv
This looks exactly like something you’d do. (Well, 10% of the height, but other than that…)
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6 months ago
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I really don’t mean to be morbid about it, but we can’t wait forever for John Carroll Lynch to play J.K. Simmons’s younger brother in a film. And we’re going to regret it if we let the opportunity slip by.
7 months ago
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Evidence continues to accrue regarding the health risks of eating bats.
7 months ago
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Sure am glad I read this post. I discovered a magnificent new thing, with something like 180 episodes to catch up on.
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7 months ago
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Writers Guild of America West
7 months ago
WGA statement on Paramount’s decision to cancel the Late Show with Stephen Colbert.
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Huh. How about that. 🤔
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9 months ago
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They Might Be Giants
9 months ago
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Randall Munroe
10 months ago
PhD Timeline
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Not since little Bobby Tables has a complex topic been illustrated so succinctly.
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11 months ago
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Whole new ballgame for Sunday’s “In Memoriam” applause-o-meter. Damn.
12 months ago
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I’m on board! Anything that gets us closer to the geopolitical thriller spoof “Risk” in the madcap style of Jonathan Lynn’s “Clue” that I’ve been dreaming of for 30 years.
almost 2 years ago
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@bsky.app
Any thoughts of moving the alt text indicator just below image attachments, instead of overlaying their bottom corner? People post a lot of screenshots of text (tweets, article excerpts, etc.) and it ends up covering a word or two.
almost 2 years ago
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The book looks interesting and all, but I question any publisher who accepts a book from this lady and doesn’t title it “Dun-Dunn.”
almost 2 years ago
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I have to admit I stared at that Post Office for a good minute, trying to figure out which pop song it related to.
almost 2 years ago
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My god, they’ll spend money on anything except cleaning the screens or policing the talkers and texters.
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almost 2 years ago
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So now we can have Coyote v. Acme, right? And maybe Batgirl, too? Since it didn’t make any difference anwyay, just go ahead and let people pay money to watch the movies?
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almost 2 years ago
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Possibly the worst thing about the Twitter/X name change is that I’m constantly clicking their logo on news articles. Years of pop-up ads have trained me to click on the X as fast as I can; it’s like an automatic reflex now.
almost 2 years ago
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Aftermath
about 2 years ago
It is somebody's moral imperative to leak Coyote vs Acme to the world.
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