This shit makes me SO ANGRY. I'm sick of this asshole just lying about the place where I live, where I choose to live because it's nice and quiet and peaceful. These are just lies and somehow no amount of people (who actually live here) telling the truth about Portland is getting through.

Now I'm sitting here trying to decide if I want to spend car money on a Bob Ross... when we do kind of need a new car. 😬 Also, I think this auction house may be underestimating how much those paintings could go for. They're saying $25,000 to $50,000 each. I'd think more, but what do I know.

Hey, @hankgreen.bsky.social, I think I know where you can find a nice gift for your brother this holiday season... share.google/FBJ4MKAHfdne...

In case you didn't already know this #Portland

Can confirm. Irvington smells strongly of burning rubber and plastic. Air purifiers on high tonight. 🤢 Also, for the MAGAts, I just want to point out that it's Vancouver, WA on fire, not Portland. #pdx #portland #literaltrashfire

Kristi Noem is cosplaying as a public official. In reality, she's been sent by Trump to incite violence. Don't tar and feather her as Speaker Johnson suggested for Governor Newsom. The best response to her playacting as cop? Ignore her and keep supporting our community.

And now: some levity.

Abolish ICE

DHS is a menace to Portland. Nothing they're doing is to keep people safe. They just want to play with their war toys and pretend to be big scary men. It's pathetic. #FuckICE #PDX #resist #PortlandStrong

I would rather live next to a hundred undocumented immigrants than one ICE officer.

The president is a mentally unstable fool and shouldn't command anything. The only people terrorizing Portland are ICE and federal officers who are assaulting peaceful protestors. You're god damned right Portland Police are refusing to help them. #PDX #PortlandStrong #FuckICE

BREAKING: Our client Mario Guevara, an Emmy-winning journalist detained by ICE in retaliation for livestreaming law enforcement activity, will be deported tomorrow to El Salvador. Mario and his family are being punished for his reporting. This cruelty is meant to stifle our free press.

God I love you, Portland. #pdx #portland

Then why are you providing a $20 billion bailout to Argentina and helping them cut deals with China that crush American soybean farmers?

I am coming to terms with the fact that there is a very real possibility that I will be "unalived" by members of the United States Military for exercising my constitutionally guaranteed rights. I am an American citizen afraid of my own government.

Our cities are not your warzone. Americans in uniform swore an oath to the Constitution. They are not sworn to a fox news host who dresses like a man trying to convince us to invest in his ponzi scheme nor a pedo/Pol Pot wannabe. #25thamendment #departmentofwar #nokings #trump #hegseth #resist

This current American presidential administration is run by people who are quite obviously mentally ill, and we need to start talking about that.

👏👏👏tru dat!!!

He wants to dictate what the press can say. What a university can teach. Whom a company can employ. And to whom the law shall apply. He who wants all this is not a president, But strives to be a dictator. And all who succumb are not citizens, But subjects.

Considering unblocking Derpface McCouchfucker to ask him to invoke the 25th amendment. If "war ravaged Portland" gate doesn't prove that Trump is mentally incapable of executing the office of the President I don't know what does.

Portland braces for the same violence seen in Chicago and LA. Watch as one protester in Chicago removes his shirt to reveal all places he was shot by projectiles. The US government firing indiscriminately upon protesters and press alike. No one, regardless of political party, should support this

Can we just for a second all recognize that Trump probably has dementia? He's so surrounded by sycophants that refuse to acknowledge it that he's not getting any treatment for it. He can't differentiate fact from fiction. He doesn't make sense when he speaks. He flies off the handle with rage...

War is hell. #WarRavagedPortland #pdx #icecream #saltandstraw #warishell

Taken just a few minutes ago outside the ICE facility in Portland that Trump claims is under siege. My message to Donald Trump is this: we don’t need you here. Stay the hell out of our city.

LIVE🔴 from #WarRavagedPortland! Dozens of families are fleeing their homes today. When questioned, one anonymous father of two said "It's a beautiful day to walk to the Farmers market!" Did antifa force them to purchase fresh seasonal produce? Or are these "families" terrorists themselves? #pdx

UPDATE🔴: Upon further investigation by this journalist, the chestnut tree was not --I repeat, WAS NOT-- an American Chestnut, but a HORSE Chestnut. Was this Husky committing a clandestine anti-horse hate crime? Is this a new wave of canine anti-horse sentiment? The dog was unavailable for comment.

Coming to you live from #WarRavagedPortland I will post as long as I am able, with updates on the action and on the scenes accounts of the ravagery. It is oddly silent at present…as if there actually is no war at all. #UnfuckingBelievable #UnPresidented #UnAmerican #Oregon #Politics #MAGAnonsense

Mornin, @thehill.com

We will fight them on the beaches. We will fight them in the streets. We will brunch at Pine State Biscuits and Jam on Hawthorne and then fight them in the afternoon before the Timbers game. #WarRavagedPortland

Reporting to you 🔴LIVE! from "War Ravaged" Portland... where this reporter just witnessed a Husky poop on the green strip. Was it democratic terrorism? When the dog was asked, he declined to comment and peed on a nearby chestnut tree. Stay tuned for more from the warzone. #warravagedportland #pdx

Remember when if the President of the United States did illegal things it would get them impeached? I miss that.

As a rule of thumb, one ought never take medical advice from a person who once seriously suggested that people could to drink bleach to cure a virus.

Kimmel is coming back tomorrow... I'm still salty at Disney. But I really, really enjoy the content on Disney+ and the parks as my personal escapist happy place. So now I'm at a moral conundrum. Hmmm.

Jimmy Kimmel returns tomorrow. This is an important victory for free speech. Remember that it was YOU all using your power TOGETHER that got a gigantic corporation to reverse itself. Bless everyone who participated in telling Mickey Mouse to fuck off.

Not just Unpopular! He's also the Most Unworthy-Unqualified-Unethical-Uneducated-Unprepared-Undemocratic-Unfortunate-Unhinged-Unjust-Unread-Unappealing-Unconscionable-Untrustworthy-Unscrupulous-Unstable-Unbearable-Unlikable-Unreliable-Unsound & Unctuous President in Modern American History. 🇺🇸 🙄

Fun fact: Mooning (so long as it does not expose the genitals) for political or artistic purposes, is constitutionally protected speech in the United States. Id Est: I think we should bring back mooning. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mooning

Donald Trump is way less popular than he wants you to believe. And you are significantly more powerful than he wants you to think.

Aaannnddd now I've written and stamped a letter to Bob Iger. Will he read it? Probably not. Will it make a difference? I doubt it. Did I do it anyway? Yes. Why? Because it was the next best thing I could do today.

Hey Donald! I can make shit up too! Breaking News! We found out that Donald Trump and Charlie Kirk were lovers. Trump is grieving so much that he is in tears. He can't speak. They met through Melania several years back and it's been love at first sight. It's been rumored there are videos...

A video for how I'm feeling. Simple steps for everyday folks to fight fascism right now. #nokings #antifa youtu.be/CFIL5xrIjHg?...

Where the separate divisions of ANTIFA landed on the beaches of Normandy on June 6, 1944:

My god I just wrote a physical letter with a stamp to an entertainment executive in the year of our lord 2025. This truly is the worst timeline. I sent mine to Attn: Dana Walden, who is the co-chairman of Disney Entertainment. I encourage you to do the same. #FreeSpeech #IStandWithJimmyKimmel

I didn't march in June... mostly because I'm not built for protesting and I hate leaving my house. This time I feel like I have no choice. Everyone's Civil Rights are at stake. Democracy is at stake. I'm not going to stay home again. We march on 10/18. #NoKingsKickoff

When calling out politicians gets you silenced, democracy itself is the punchline. Sign the petition to demand ABC and Disney reinstate Jimmy Kimmel and stop caving to authoritarian censorship:

Hanging out in the #NoKingsKickoff call tonight because attacks on free speech are my line in the sand. It's time to stand tall and fight harder than we ever have.

I love Disney Parks and a lot of their shows, but I cannot support a company that will so easily bow to a fascist regime. I cancelled my Hulu and Disney+ today, and though it pains me greatly, I will not be returning to a Disney owned park until they figure this shit out. I stand with Jimmy Kimmel.