STOP TELLING ME TO USE AI CHAT ASSISTANT AS I TYPE MY MESSAGE, TELEGRAM EVERY SINGLE MESSAGE I START TYPING THE PROMPT SHOWS UP SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

O.o; How tall can crows get? Feels like i just saw the Andre the giant of crows... (Do people even remember Andre the Giant anymore? Or is that reference long forgotten now?)

Fred: You should talk to Tom. He's pretty smart like you. Squeak: Like, a jaded smart ass like me, or like, properly intelligent? Fred: ...Kinda both? Squeak: Uh oh... *spends 10 minutes talking to Tom* Squeak, to Fred: Why have you subjected me to this!?

youtu.be/YDFqoReof6A?... Written and performed in the 60s, and strangely relevant these days...

Still open on these!

YUS! It has finally happened! Now furries can have body pillows shaped they way they should be!

So... Samsung's native SMS messaging system is going away in two months. It says to switch to Google Messages... which is not yet fully integrated. I have to open a separate app to find contacts to message, i can't organize messages into folders, and most of my past messages aren't visible..

Posting this as a reminder to people that think that the Epstein files were a surprise or that the GOP haven't always been fond of rape and monstrous things...

>_>; I've discovered a movie... With this discovery came a revelations that two "fever dreams" that i can recall were, in fact, instances of me seeing different parts of this one movie... "Allegro Non Troppo" is its name.

Watching that Super Mario Bros. movie everyone's been yapping about

make incompetence shameful again

I have a question for plural systems out there... Do ya'll ever have intra-system arguments? Are there any mutual disagreements about how to handle certain situations? ... Can one personality have the opinion that all the other ones are wrong but that they are right..?

Friend: Nothing beats curling up in blankets fresh from the dryer Squeak: Right? I like to put my blanket in the dryer for 10 minutes on cold days after i'm done with chores. *awkwardly long pause* Friend: I'm 55 years old and I've NEVER thought to run the dryer without washing something first...

Oh no is the last day to bid on it!!!!! www.thedealersden.com/listing/plus...

Squeak learned an important lesson today... Not all bathroom crimes go without consequences. Squeak did business and the toilet spontaneously learned how to spit. Now to clean... But may the world be warned this day! Toilets can spit.

Just finished this spare three foot Lovander. She's $450 if anybody wants to snap her up before I pop her on Etsy.

Today is the last day to order the 2.5 meter standing inflatable in 4 amazing colors! ❤️🔥

*youtube autoplay brings up a bunch of folks playing a GTA race map or whatever* *can't help but notice one of tags after somebody's name says "E621"* Surely that tiny, unmentioned part of the video had nothing to do with it showing up via autoplay...right?

134 years ago this cartoon was drawn, and in 134 years the problem has only gotten worse.

BREAKING: After ProPublica published letters written by children at the Dilley concentration camp, ICE officers raided the dormitories and confiscated the children's letters. I'm suing ICE to get them back. I'll explain it all in 45 minutes on @meidastouch.com here: www.youtube.com/live/H-D8SzR...

I just got through the intro section of RE9, and escaped the guy chasing you. Go through a cool cutscene. Got all the tension built up, and the game cuts out saying the game data isn't fully downloaded and goes to the main menu. If the game isn't fully downloaded, don't let me fuckin play it.

tfw you realize Idiocracy (2006) is actually better than the world we face now because their president still had moral character

I miss the days when consoles were like $200-$250.

i can't believe a representative of the Vatican openly pondering whether someone should be burnt at the stake in 2026 and my answer is, "Yes absolutely, do it slow." legrandcontinent.eu/fr/2026/03/1...

The 9/11 Security Fee collects $4.49 billion annually from passengers sold as TSA funding. Congress can legally redirect it anytime and has since 2013. Either make it a protected trust fund Congress cannot touch or abolish it. You cannot charge passengers for security and spend it on the deficit.

(I should make a point that trying to interact with the barrier as a means to get "through the barrier" doesn't work... but making the barrier the subject and point of the interaction, breaks the illusion for me)

Youtubers need to bring back Full Lets Plays. I don't want stream highlights and one off friendslop videos. I want 20 part lets plays of obscure or older games where you and your friend make inside jokes about the characters and things that happen.

youtube.com/shorts/YLuRF... I can't be trusted with this kind of knowledge... I'd make the pepperminty interior, put it into an empty toothpaste tube, and go to a con snacking on the go...

it's kind of existentially fucked up that live service games are allowed to completely ship of theseus themselves into shittier versions of themselves. like the game still exists, and you can still download it, but the game as we enjoyed it has functionally been completely deleted.

My old person trait is that I believe single player games should still be able to be played without requiring an internet connection. My old person trait is that websites should always work in a web browser instead of forcing me to download an app to access it. And the app should be optional.

Squeak has successfully identified, disabled, and imprisoned the invisible demon that has been relentlessly installing countless apps on hir phone for years! I pray whomever whomever programmed Mobile Services Manager dies slowly, painfully, and alone.

*sees several furries across twitter and bluesky doing callouts of folks for everything from furry art to pup hoods to kink gear as being a "threat to children"* ...i don't even know how to respond to ya'lls BS anymore. Being an adult, with adults, around adults, is not threatening to children.

What is this "DLSS 5" stuff i keep seeing here and there? Is it another AI image generator or what?

Hey game devs, I am begging you. If your game starts with a cutscene, that's totally fine. You've got a story to tell, I get you. But PLEASE let me get to the settings so I can change, among other things, the volume. PLEASE.

#TADC Episode 8 ...

My tism is acting up.. If calories measure how much energy something takes to be metabolized, then how is anything digestible "zero-calorie"?

youtu.be/XTl_f0W1a68?... "...Imagine a room without you in it..." *imagines standing in a different room and looking through a doorway* "...You can't do that because your perspective is in the room..." ...?

What makes someone a "genius": Being right more often? Or Being right about bigger and more important things?

www.instagram.com/reel/DWCIxOK... Wisdom that isn't said enough...

Obviously AI generated, but also super cute and want in pink >_>;

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