* @baphnedia.bsky.social wanders away on some 'business' trip elsewhere* *Squeak sneaks into their office to do some cleaning. Finds all sorts of facy toys and gadgets*

this is literally never not accurate

*gets ready for bed* *some random neuron activates as shi tries to return to LiveLeak* ... *kinda misses seeing furries on LiveLeak*

Beware there is someone in discord faking to be me This is not me. They have been trying to scam people please block and report

Oh hybrid furssssss Your time has officially come 💜

Squeak has officially rolled a nat 20! It wasn't really necessary nor helpful at the time of rolling. But it wasn't another 1, so it is a significant result!

I just have no words to describe how bad is everything going. So latest auction ended up again with fake bids. Trying to contact to previous bidder.. Still waiting. I STILL have not resolved "Refund crisis" Please, i pray for help. I can't offer new coms slots anymore. I really need support 😞

Never repost this stuff because I don't want this account to interact with drama but... What They Said. Your comfort level does not equal morality. The ideas of "I don't like this" and "That's not a bad thing" can coexist, and they need to more often. I don't like ABDL. ABDL is not bad. It's easy

*is slowly beginning to understand why there are so many jokes and memes about it raining all the time in Oregon and Washington* 🌧🌧🌧

Twas instructed to put a poor mousie down... for now. He'll be back for fun later though

*grabs a pinch of salt* *notices shi left a paw print* 🤔

*gasps* Dario's back in the living room! There is a tiger being all mean and threatening to him, too >.>;

Note to self: Do not pile all of the plushies on my inflatable bed. Bed can not handle that much bed-gravity...

🤔 Where did the trees go? I live in the middle of the woods. The trees are gone, the town is gone. There is just neighbor building and like, three treetops. ... Am I in a simulation right now? Have they reduced the draw distance to preserve the framerate and performance?

New bedroom buddy tonight... Feels way flimsier than i thought it'd be. Gosh, i bet they more than make up for it if they're modded tho.. >.>;

... I know it is wrong, but now I am incapable of hearing "charging handle" without picturing a charging port and wire. This is a warning to anyone who intends to talk about guns around me.

How people think authoritarian governments work: they're hacking your phones, watching your every move with facial recognition cameras, men in black come and grab you at night. How they actually work: someone like Laura Loomer tweets about you, men in black come and grab you in the night.

See someone pocket some food? No you didn't.

🤔

*needs to clean up the basement for company* *discovers ungodly dusty horrors, disturbing masses of hair, and terrible unmentionables*

That awkward moment where, as a newbie housewife, you begin to discover all the gross lil corners and nooks where debris goes to hide. Then you barely nick the spot and your white cloth turns completely black out of nowhere. The floor wasn't black, why did the cloth turn black? Wtf!?

*looks all around* Yote roomie is gone for the day. Dragon roommate is gone for the day.. ??? Hmm...

Some time ago, somebody told me that (a youtuber) was actually a furry. In the years since, they've done three videos on furries and any online searches ONLY link to their videos and not any links to the fandom... Whomever claimed 'the internet never forgets' lied the biggest of lies 😮‍💨

...that was so weird... I woke up to pee, and just as i was getting back into bed... I could have sworn i heard "Squeak!" from the other room. Everyone else in the house is asleep. My auditory hallucinations use my real name. So this feels very different..

Baph: "It's so weird to have energy after work.." *minutes pass* *Baph is snoozing peacefully between a mountain of plushies and an enormous squeaky birb*

... 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

Why she gotta look at me like that, tho?

🤔

HAPPY INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY SORRY FOR OUR DELAY WE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THIS WAS A REAL DAY.

youtube.com/shorts/g_9GJ... *friend shows me a youtube short* I ask him if he's ever heard of "the enigma at amigara fault". *friend is now reading it, so he'll get the reference*

And just a casual reminder: because payment processors find nipples terrifying, the base avatar does not contain any. But there is a link on the product page to where you can download a free NSFW add-on.

"Work or Die Is Not Free Choice" Sticker seen in Vancouver, Canada

Everyone on social media is cheering about how they are "fighting facism"... Typically, fighting facists results in their numbers decreasing or their power shrinking. We are ruled by fascists and holding sing-song marches in the streets has not reduced their number yet. We aren't fighting...

Hmm... I think "Trump Goblin" ought to be used more often.. Also, i love that, amongst all of anti-liberal insults, they have four. "Of all the liberal-ass..", "look at this liberal shit", "you liberal fuck", and the dominant "Libtard" I wonder where people are seeing "lib/stick" combos tho.. 🤔

Random thought: Bottle that says "Rise n Shine". Drinking it turns you into a rubbercritter full of helium.

... Incels posting self-burns while showing off the stuff they eat... Why am I so entertained by this reddit page?

...no it isn't... In an actual democracy, you would not have to have the entire country protest against a would-be king. In a democracy, the king would not hold power enough to be protested against.. The fuck do you mean "this is what democracy looks like" You're as delusional as Trump is..

Times Square

Look, raids are cool and all, but it'd be cool if some gyms were left open to for those of us that don't spend tons of money to max out all of our pokemon's stats...

What are good sites for slow cooker recipes? Anybody have any favorite places they go to get recipes?

A friend has informed me that he "has to give a Cybertruck a Hypershift makeover". If I'm not terribly mistaken, "Hypershift" is that paintjob where the color changed based on what angle you're looking at it.. They should make it so it only looks good when it is leaving. 🤣

e621.net/posts/4210419 Rediscovered this video... Would submit SO quickly to such a device >.<;

What are the odds of a female combee in Pokemon GO? I have caught over a hundred combee, all male. But only females evolve... So wtf..?