Straight man at a watch store: THATS IT, that’s the one. What a blinged out masculine watch for me to buy Mind you this watch is over a million dollars. It’s not pocket change. You gotta love this watch to go out of ur way to buy it

“WOW, she came out. i said ‘you’re living my dream’” 🤝 “we tell the world to leave us the fuck alone, and they do. WOW”

made this to explain to my peripheral gaylor bestie what’s going on today

LMAOOOOOOOO STOP IT RIGHT NOW

so to summarize, 123 days after tk posted the 11:24 lock screen, 11/24 falls on lesbian visibility day on the tn timeline, and ts drops the lesbian flag vinyl collection 321 days before national coming out day? am i getting this right?

🤣

taylor this morning

personally, if i wanted The Rumors About Me to stop swirling, i would not release lesbian flag colored vinyl on a date lining up with a bizarre timeline i have concocted specifically to do things like this

so she definitely died in the bathtub

Charli XCX posted a piece to her substack entitled: The realities of being a pop star. 🍿⭐️ “Being a pop star has always been partially about being a fantasy and obviously the fantasy is decided mostly by the consumer.”

Q: “Are you affirming you think Trump is a fascist?” TRUMP: “That’s ok, you can just say yes.” ZOHRAN: “Ok. Yes.”

INNNNTERESTING

I’m not saying it’s not happening I’m just saying I think everyone is always waiting around for that big relief moment and if you let yourself be disappointed again you might miss a lot of other parts of the story or just be continuously disappointed

Hate everyone focusing on "Haha Trump blew Bill Clinton" and not the fact that we have countless evidence that the entire US government is AT BEST complicit in decades of abuse if not actively doing it. Again.

"Mysterious forces at play" BTW has had me like this 👀🤯😵‍💫 all day.

She can’t keep getting away with this 😂

Minors do not “have sex” with grown men. Minors cannot consent to sex with grown men. Grown men coerce and assault minors.

this is so......

Its really been about Disney and the NFL, dude this trailer is so loud its crazy

Sabrina Carpenter is set to star in and produce an ‘Alice In Wonderland’ movie musical. (hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-n…)

what the fuck do you mean the tour was in the works since 2021??? like the year we’ve all been saying is when she started planning the current performance art story arc??? like what the fuck taylor??? (also there’s so much travis in this trailer holy shit)

now give us the breakdown of how you planned 'it's nice to have a friend x dorothea' you coward

Talk Valentina! Ally!

Kim Davis who tried to get the #SupremeCourt to overturn same sex marriage now owes a gay couple $360k — Fabulous 🏳️‍🌈

gay marriage. that’s all thank you

On this day in 2017, Taylor Swift released her 6th studio album, ‘reputation.’ 🖤🐍 It was co-produced by Jack Antonoff, Max Martin, and Shellback at 55:38 minutes long with 15 tracks. At the time it was only available to purchase in full through vinyl purchases or digital downloads, not streaming.

What happened, @nytimes.com? Why not stand by your original headline? Because it’s absolutely an accurate representation of this trash conversation. To publish this at all should be a fireable offense - but to publish it as women’s rights are being decimated is deeply immoral, bordering on evil

I JUST

i think i’ve seen this film before and i didn’t like the ending

“A Muslim man as the mayor of NYC? Over my dead body”- Dick Cheney probably

OH MY GOD 😭😭😭💖💖💖🫂🫂🫂

MAMDANI WINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MY MAN MY MAN MY MAN MAMDANI!!!!! YESSIRRRRRRRRR

In a way, I find the authoritarian takeover of our media system even more disturbing than the authoritarian takeover of our political system. Our political system has been failing basically my entire adult life. But, the media system provided accountability and sort of worked. Now it’s collapsing.

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for my us bloomfs: bringing back my fav taylor pic to tell yall TO GET OUT AND VOTE 🗳️ may mamdani win and push us towards a better future 🤍

أنا اسمي زهران ممدان وعم رشّح حالي لأكون العمدة الجديد في مدينة نيويورك

I’m crying

Frog put the cookies in a box. “There,” he said. “Now we will not eat any more cookies.” “But we can open the box,” said Toad. “That is true,” said Frog.

I have the suspicion that trump and the republicans are about to release the usda contingency funds at the last minute to look like heroes when they caused the crisis

for the first time in my life i am looking forward to the time change sunday bc if i have to wake up to a dark ass room at 7am for much longer i think i’m gonna snap

i just want to live on a little gay commune with all my friends where we just hangout and kiss and aren't concerned with bills and insurance and 401ks is that too much to ask for

this is too funny using a gaylor theory then crying about gaylors talking about it wait till they find about its nice to have a Dorothea

Our presidents should serve all the states, not just the ones that voted for them.

Women wanting men to pay for everything is them cherry-picking benevolently sexist ideas and men wanting to split everything 50/50 is them cherry-picking feminist ideals. In this essay, I will...

happy 1989/1989tv day to the gaylors who remember that oct 27 2023 was national tight end day❤️‍🔥😵‍💫

This just spawned in my head mere minutes after waking up