I have so much shit to do today so be on alert for Blondie to do something because, much like MC's naps, if I have too much going on she always does something.

Anyone else stuck on revolution how-to tok? Set to jaunty ai Irish music? I’ve learned how to steal an f-16, pilot an Apache helicopter, and use dragon’s teeth to stop tanks WHAT IS THIS TIMELINE??

It’s giving smooth talking hucksters out glad-handing each other

THE AMC APP WORKED. Thanks to whoever commented that (I can't find it)

If I didn't hate meta I'd pick up some meta glasses to film for all my moots who don't want to go.

NON US fans it looks like tickets will go on sale for y'all September 23

THREE TIMES I'VE TRIED, AMC. I get all the way through and then the page is just BLANK. Tried phone and laptop. Ughhh

I’m so fucking tired of this timeline. Now I have to seriously consider pulling my kid from school entirely and homeschool. I bet they’re banking on the left doing this and then they’ll just radicalize the rest to turn against all of us. Get me out of here pleaseeeeeeeeee

I can’t stand the Swiftologist (I have his main blocked) but an alt just came across my FYP and I’m laughing SO HARD because they’re all crashing out at how quiet she’s been for the rollout of the album. I was going to comment “I think it’s time to teach some lessons” but I’m protecting my peace ☮️

Oh babe, you did not have a chance 😂 www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8SD8kgH/

No matter how many fucking times this woman can say she hates this shit, they still immediately say she’s pregnant every fucking chance they get

RIP my TikTok comments #gaylor #tross4ever

“All the pieces of me shattered as the crowd was chanting "More" I was grinning like I'm winning, I was hitting my marks” INDEED

So are we all waiting for 8:50pm central time because of the Austin, TX bit?

Crawling through years of tweets, just found this. Peep the rainbow lips turning into the lesbian flag lips 🤭

So we still clowning for something at 8:50pm? I’m tired.

I hate her

PLEASE JUST LET WHATEVER IT IS BE BIG ENOUGH TO DISTRACT FROM THIS DYSTOPIAN HELLSCAPE FOR A FEW DAYS. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

TikTok really is becoming the next bad place. I fear Bluesky might be the only place not touched by censorship and littered with bots.

The source code for the progress bar has been stuck at 51.55% - @kpinreallife.bsky.social what's significant about those numbers??

It feels like this fucking loading bar is going backwards now, or is it just me??

✨ Fascism ✨ is thriving. You should’ve seen the way the Today show portrayed Kirk this morning. My jaw hit the floor. It felt like I was watching Fox News.

The right attacking the left after CK's death gives me the same ick as swifties attacking gaylors after the engagement.

I’m going to start a rumor

I know statistically it’s not likely to be a woman, but I REALLY HOPE IT WAS because talk about poetic justice.

Anyway… what has Taylor been up to today? I’ve been busy.

Yeah I guess spending two years watching babies being blown up and kids getting sniped trying to find food has desensitized me to this level of gore. Thoughts and prayers, I guess 🤷‍♀️

Watch this be us calling wolf so many times but she actually ghosts finally 😂

Mr Beast creeps me TF out

And more fuckass sunglass poses WHAT IS WRONG WITH THEM?? 😎

Currently deep diving this but this has freaked me TF out. I’m worried this is an active plot to derail the New Romantics, maybe industry officials.

Who the fuck is this because if they’re here they’re getting blocked INSTANTLY. Otherwise I’m hoping this is some bullshit hetlor trying to make us look bad because what do you mean you wish she’d get hurt to prove your fucking point??

Never thought I’d ever utter these words in my LIFE but I’m actually really excited for football season to start.

I’ve seen Jade Rewilding videos for a long time but only Taylor ones. I’ve just stumbled on her Fletcher videos and she thinks Fletcher is trans and once she’s free of her label will come out. I can’t find anyone else talking about it but she’s always had solid Gaylor takes. Anyone else heard this??

Is Brandi a NR because this was exactly how I pictured the aesthetic to The Albatross mv would look.

💅

Has anyone compiled screenshots of hets/travwives saying really gross sexual things about Taylor? I’d love to use some for my next TT video.

Looked so cute for brunch today, won’t delete later.

Now I really wish I’d saved that TT of a doctor saying she was keeping champagne on ice for this weekend

Wait who is the big TikTok gaylor who apparently switched sides and threw us under the bus?? I just saw Tess’ story but she didn’t name them?

So if you turn the watch photo over to the direction Taylor would look at it (the way you wear a watch) then it’s 10:25 Guess what’s three years to the day?

I definitely was a member of the gaylorswift sub but can't access it at all now. Is there a way to get approved to get back in??? I'm trying to do a bunch of research and half the links lead back to the sub and I can't access itttttt.

People more versed in gay male culture, this true?

Chat I am doing a DEEP dive on Ross and just found this photo he was tagged in right before TNT launched in 2023 and HELLO??? Spade Riddles, too???

And that point was ‘reputation’ which is why the parallels between ‘TLOAS’ and ‘Rep’ are so important. Taylor Swift™️ killed Taylor Alison Swift when ‘reputation’ was released and has been running the show ever since. Taylor Swift™️ (The Showgirl) is about to take her final bow and light it all on 🔥

Oh I’m scared

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This is the wildest timeline for sure. (Thanks for the crowdsourcing help, y’all!) www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8BCtNWF/

Once again I am begging the general public to read the lyrics to Mastermind

They're SO CLOSE