american op eds every day writing headlines like "why did this candidate win?" and it's just a candidate who has been saying "the rent is too damn high, I think we should change that" for 6 months straight

it's actually pretty hardcore to get decaf. It means you like coffee flavor so much you're going to enjoy drinking it without the buff. cup of cold brew decaf, please. splash of milk, you're in 'eaven

No, I am not "single"...I was the winner of a March Madness-style polycule that started out with 64 members, each eliminated from the group over subsequent rounds until in the end I was the only one left. I'm not a bachelor, I'm a champion.

the bullshit begins

Bullet with Butterfly Wings probably hitting harder than ever in this day and age

how does YT music always know that the thing I want to listen to IMMEDIATELY following the 1981 5x Platinum record "Moving Pictures" by Rush is bandcamp EDM music?

All week my brain has instructed me to play the song Santeria by Sublime on repeat, until today when it decided to switch to Tom Sawyer by Rush

Finally made the switch to Linux last night on my laptop. How long does it take for my fedora to grow in?

almost every day I log into this app, type out a rage bait take, take a deep breath, delete the whole thing, close the app and weep

I'm legitimately thinking about trying some kind of peanut-butter and chocolate coffee combo because of this.

It's wild to me how many business professionals don't have their voicemail inbox set up with anything other than the default robo voice reading out their phone number.

Had a ton of fun at #saltcon this year. So much fun in fact, I literally almost never had the time to even skeet about it. @marcelineleiman.bsky.social I really liked Dino Racer in particular!! Really want to get to play that one again with my kids sometime

I'm on the road to Salt Lake City for some SALTCON let's GOOOOO If you're in that part of the country this weekend and wanna meet up -- let's!! I'm thinking to do a pizza place meetup on Pi Day. #saltcon #utah #slc #boardgames

Thanks for being on! It was a pleasure! Adding Mr B's to my world travelling bucket list, and Claire Dederer's Monsters is on hold as we speak 😎

so is someone already printing stickers of Trump saying "I did that" to point at all the gas prices?

I've been saying this for so long and nobody seems to listen, I'm crying rn 😭

I thought Kenny was a figment of my imagination up until this point. Nice to know he's a human bean!

guy who's top 4 on letterboxd are Zootopia, Wolf Children, Robin Hood, and Schindler's List

Turning on "noise cancelling mode" while listening to merzbow

I'm the Burden in the Hero's Journey

these events feel pretty precedented, actually

I need pretty litter for my own urine

by far the most foreboding sentence I've ever read:

Today's library haul: @danjolin.bsky.social #iykyk

anyone else ever experience that late night urge to just go nuts drinking from the sink faucet?

Today's library heist:

I forgot about my plan to post a pic of every stack of books I pick up at the library...hold up

photo from a friend at a lego convention right now, amazing 🌭

I think I'm gonna make the album viagr aboys by Viagra Boys my entire personality for the next week

What I returned + what I checked out 2day

to the person who donated only the DVDs of their Blu-ray DVD combo packs to the goodwill: fuck you

Today's library check out

How is it that we aren't calling the anti-ICE groups Ice-breakers?

This is way too real: youtube.com/shorts/Auaon...

I think I'm just going to use bluesky to post my library "hauls" every time I pick up books. That'll guaranteed get me followers, right?

Playing more in the last week than I think I have in the last 2 months combined:

Metroid Prime 4 now on hold for me at the library... Only a 2~ month delay to play vidya game for free? Anyone else feel like it's almost too good to be true?

underrated YouTuber right here

Thanks for the assist @eizebasa.baby !

Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown, And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command, Tell that its sculptor well those passions read Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things, The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed.

shout-out Kenan Thompson for being genuinely pretty funny and also managing to exclusively appear in movies with less than a 3.0 on letterboxd

I'm facing a serious dilemma where I only have 2 volumes of JJK left to read, but I *hate* reading it on digital...but the English translations won't be out for almost another year...but I'm also so fed up with the story... It's driving me nuts

oh my god

Ha ha, I wrote an entire article about how Small World is a classic board game! This would have been a goof on my part if Small World weren't old enough to drive a car.

@dogwithagun.bsky.social I will absolutely give Ark Nova another shot (can't speak for Taylor, though, hahaha) I also think she's wild for liking Seti and hating Nova 🤣

HE MADE IT!!!!

if we're just allowing sports betting in everything now, can we legalize online poker again at least?