Y'all should listen to this one!!

I can tell the vivanse is working when I see one (1) sock on the ground and think to myself "what if we just scrubbed down every inch of this house until it sparkles?"

Thanks to everyone who joined for some StS 2 action!

Going to be streaming live on twitch in about 5 minutes! Join me! twitch.tv/cyberdack

Constantly fighting the urge to put people wearing these shirts to the test

The new ride at Lagoon is called The Nutcracker and I'm kinda sad they aren't selling t shirts that say "I got my nuts cracked at lagoon"

Everyone shut up I finally got a video of Jyn doing her cartoon snoring thing

Y'all should hit that subscribe!

What the hell is a pwomp?

I am in pain

The part that has me most pissed off is how they open a hallway into a random The Shining reference (two pigs dressed like the twin ghosts). But instead of saying the line, the pigs simply say "red rum". FUCK OFF

I'm watching the angry birds movie because it's one of the weekly summer movies our local dollar theater is putting on for the kids And by god is it bad

If you play Magic, make sure you've had a chance to voice your support for the workers of WotC in their efforts to unionize: unitedwizardsofthecoast.com/support-us

To the tune of Have You Ever Seen the Rain: I wanna know Have you ever rizzed in vain?

"sunder" gotta be in the top 10 words of all time

I'm really jealous of the library patron whose last name gets written as "BONK" on their hold receipts

Apparently Sympathy is a Knife is the cure to Chilli's Baby Back Ribs

I can't get the fucking "Chili's baby back ribs" song out of my head and I only heard it once 2 days ago

The doctor, an hour after your scheduled arrival time: I dunno, have you tried drinking more water?

It must be so weird to be a garden plant. Imagine waiting 3 years before deciding it's safe to grow your sex appendage only for a human to waltz in and lop it off...

Hey #pepsi, I got my hair colored like your logo on a whim, but I just got laid off today. Any chance you'll sponsor my podcast?

american op eds every day writing headlines like "why did this candidate win?" and it's just a candidate who has been saying "the rent is too damn high, I think we should change that" for 6 months straight

it's actually pretty hardcore to get decaf. It means you like coffee flavor so much you're going to enjoy drinking it without the buff. cup of cold brew decaf, please. splash of milk, you're in 'eaven

No, I am not "single"...I was the winner of a March Madness-style polycule that started out with 64 members, each eliminated from the group over subsequent rounds until in the end I was the only one left. I'm not a bachelor, I'm a champion.

the bullshit begins

Bullet with Butterfly Wings probably hitting harder than ever in this day and age

how does YT music always know that the thing I want to listen to IMMEDIATELY following the 1981 5x Platinum record "Moving Pictures" by Rush is bandcamp EDM music?

All week my brain has instructed me to play the song Santeria by Sublime on repeat, until today when it decided to switch to Tom Sawyer by Rush

Finally made the switch to Linux last night on my laptop. How long does it take for my fedora to grow in?

almost every day I log into this app, type out a rage bait take, take a deep breath, delete the whole thing, close the app and weep

I'm legitimately thinking about trying some kind of peanut-butter and chocolate coffee combo because of this.

It's wild to me how many business professionals don't have their voicemail inbox set up with anything other than the default robo voice reading out their phone number.

Had a ton of fun at #saltcon this year. So much fun in fact, I literally almost never had the time to even skeet about it. @marcelineleiman.bsky.social I really liked Dino Racer in particular!! Really want to get to play that one again with my kids sometime

I'm on the road to Salt Lake City for some SALTCON let's GOOOOO If you're in that part of the country this weekend and wanna meet up -- let's!! I'm thinking to do a pizza place meetup on Pi Day. #saltcon #utah #slc #boardgames

Thanks for being on! It was a pleasure! Adding Mr B's to my world travelling bucket list, and Claire Dederer's Monsters is on hold as we speak 😎

so is someone already printing stickers of Trump saying "I did that" to point at all the gas prices?

I've been saying this for so long and nobody seems to listen, I'm crying rn 😭

I thought Kenny was a figment of my imagination up until this point. Nice to know he's a human bean!

guy who's top 4 on letterboxd are Zootopia, Wolf Children, Robin Hood, and Schindler's List

Turning on "noise cancelling mode" while listening to merzbow

I'm the Burden in the Hero's Journey

these events feel pretty precedented, actually

I need pretty litter for my own urine

by far the most foreboding sentence I've ever read:

Today's library haul: @danjolin.bsky.social #iykyk

anyone else ever experience that late night urge to just go nuts drinking from the sink faucet?

Today's library heist: