Look I don’t want to go starting up the us/uk food discourse but the Americans are sharing their celebration dinners and fuck me if it don’t look like 1972 is calling and wants its beige food back

Ideas to devalue your £2m home: Install an outdoors glass cubicle toilet on your front drive and make sure you use it regularly. Keep eye contact with anyone who sees you using it.

Yeah it’s pheasant night, yeah this little guy was asking for some for the entire cooking time

Monkey is having an extremely satisfactory evening

Of course, like all right thinking people, I don’t look at my phone when I’m on the loo… but I probably shouldn’t have read this whilst I was on the loo

It’s the worst prime minister ever and the most far right Home Secretary ever and it’s happened for the fifth time in a fucking row (tbf, and I can’t quite believe I’m saying this, perhaps that’s not entirely fair to rishi fucking sunak)

@milesklee.bsky.social ‘tis the season for increasingly unhinged British crisps.

Ahhh my old home town. As weird as it is to think of Tom Cruise strolling down the high street, I never once saw him in Martine’s to take advantage of 50p a pint nights www.theguardian.com/world/2025/n...

Always worth following Tom, and his wonderful stories. His parents make really good art too.

The piece where I get to say everything that's bugging me about the world of detecting & archaeology & ask - why are we not more concerned about this? (Thank you to everyone who read through drafts & offered thoughts, advice and ideas.) #Archaeology #Detecting 🏺 bigbookoftorcs.com/2025/10/27/t...

Bilbao knows what’s up

Another little wardrobe finished this week!

I’m not usually one to dunk on a 19 year old, but seriously, this little prick

Mop, not my cat although it appears I am his human, caught in spectacular form this afternoon

Make fascists afraid

I mean I'm not even really posting this to win the book, I'm just posting this so you follow Tom and read his lovely books and blog. No one posts better pictures of sheep friends.

Buy a mountain bike, a good one, get riding, fall off, laugh a lot, ride some more

Trump’s died again, pass it on

This thread is amazing. I want to carve one and stick it on my house

The idea of gathering all the world’s billionaires and sealing them in a deep cavern is simple, but actually fitting them all in there with their stupid boats and jets is staggeringly difficult.

Buy an old house, they said, it'll be fun, they said (no one said that)

Good run this evening over the Levels - saw a heron, an egret, three deer and a kingfisher. And then stopped just before home to watch this rather good sunset.

Couple of my MTB mates need only to look at a bramble and they piss blood. My sympathies to nick and guy this evening - especially to guy who also had an argument with a tree and lost

this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either

Finished this for a customer today - did most of the install before back holiday weekend but had some paint touch ups to do. Love seeing my work once it's all loaded up and in use, and is yet another reminder to 25 year old bash to NOT ABANDON YOUR SODDING VINYL COLLECTION YOU IDIOT

Dog days of summer. Let's eke it out, just a little while longer

Monkey is furious - furious, I tell you - when we dare to eat a veggie dinner, especially in his garden.

The garden is so, so, so dry this year but I can still summon up a nice vase. I've got some very short-stemmed dahlias, zinnias doing ok where I've grown them as cut flowers, and a few other bits and bobs.

No notes. Just perfect.

Pam, my absolute hero, who went on Only Connect in full camo

Pam, my absolute hero, who went on Only Connect in full camo

Some days you eat the bar, some days the bar eats you

UK self-assessment tax payers: If you have a second payment on account it's due today, 31st July Even if you don't think you *have* to pay a second payment on account, I recommend you log in and check. I thought that last year, and I did. And they hadn't told me. And I had to pay interest.

Who wants to see my latest creation? It's a lovely big wardrobe for a kid's bedroom, with a bookshelf that's got a secret.... #woodworking #interiors

Why I 🧡 the web. drawafish.com Just draw the fish. Trust me. 🐟

Installing this magic door as part of a wardrobe today... Decided it was a good place to hang out!

Everybody stop what you're doing and admire my zinnias please

Good post, this. We need proper tax reform, not an unimplementable wealth tax

And the reason for this, for the people at the back is that nobody - literally nobody - is suggesting that pilates instructors should go unpaid, or that everyone has a godgiven right to attend pilates classes for free.

Found not my cat in the garden again, he's such a splendid boy

If bazball was a person

My wife's away for a few days, so I've got the lads round with beers and watching the sport... Am I fuck. It is beanageddon though, so let's make Greek bean stew (which I only just learnt is called Fasolakia, having been eating it my whole life)

my current job contains a bookshelf door, first I've made. it's a bit complicated but a lot of fun.

my current job contains a bookshelf door, first I've made. it's a bit complicated but a lot of fun.

If you see this, quote this post with a game with a 10/10 soundtrack

Inside you, there are two wolves.

What I've read about their story often comes across as completely made up too. Fantasists and weirdos

Oh fuck my life, I got involved in us-uk food discourse again. It's genuinely astonishing how insistent people can be that we only eat terrible food. Apparently being a multicultural nation in 2025 doesn't count.

I'm really confused typing this but I think I had the best sushi I've ever had this evening and it was in Weston super mare? I'd heard it was good but, honestly. Weston. Best sushi. Weston. What