Trick or treat! #BlackSky #Halloween #WitchyWoman #HandingOutTreats spotify.link/k5FkjvauVXb

If you see this, post a robot that isn't from Star Wars, Star Trek, Dr. Who, or Transformers. Age check

Why is The Diplomat so absofreakinglutely good? And at the same time too short? I told myself I was going to slowly parse out this season, cause Lord knows when/if next season will come. Next thing I know I'm two episodes down on the first day.

“Tell your children who the cowards were.”

Hey, if you have auto pay setup on your health insurance premium, might wanna unclick that option for the time being.

Excellent rule for life in general, really. Cops are literally trained to manipulate information out of you. And for all the chatter I see about their nefarious, underhanded methods for this, the truth is, most don't need to bother, because a lot of you volunteer that shit willingly.

Drop some transformations!

My first tour of the White House, was a holiday decoration tour during the shrub years. The theme, I shit you not, was, "Balls." And there were a bunch of dead trees with thousands of glass ball ornaments. Two southern accented ladies ahead of me in the tour clutched their pearls, and

Rest in power to a man who made beautiful music. youtu.be/JAfuUZRou7g?...

Jacob Collier. His concerts seem to be mostly attended by the most earnest of choir nerds. youtube.com/shorts/WOts4...

BREAKING: Friday night massacre underway at CDC. Doznes of "disease detectives," high-level scientists, entire Washington staff and editors of the MMWR (Morbidity and Mortality Weekly Report) have all been RIFed and received the following notice:

This is my dance about how much transphobes suck.

I hate that I'm like this. Not a squid. Has arms, not tentacles. #Umactually complete It's a very cute sculpture, would happily purposefully seek it out if traveling in the area.

Umm, yes, hello!? #spookylakemonth #MostWonderfulTimeoftheYear www.tiktok.com/t/ZTM6YMASk/

How wonderful it is to see such poetry in motion.

Happy #LetterboxdFriday! Here are my #LastFourWatched

Once again the @nytgames.bsky.social editors have chosen violence when they created today's Spelling Bee puzzle. Because what do you mean you have today's panagram in the dictionary, and not the rest of these perfectly cromulent words?

no new pictures, where you at mentally?

I have voted in Fat Bear Week's Junior Cub competition. explore.org/fat-bear-week

D. That way I get Mediterranean, South Asian, and Middle Eastern cuisines. I'd miss soul food, but I'd still be eating very well.

Heyyyyyy if you're in Takoma Park next Thursday and want to support a small bookstore, head to People's Book, where I will be talking with @haruspex.bsky.social about my BOOK at 6pm on 9/25!!! peoplesbooktakoma.com/event/animal...

Loyalty is an incredible bookstore with an incredible team. I've done in-person events there, we did the Comfort Reads panels there with @marthawells.com @kjcharleswriter.com @tkingfisher.com, it's a wonderful place. please support if you can. www.crowdcast.io/c/comfortrea...

A friend of mine co-owns this bookstore. This is not great. www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/d...

Dessert mode ACTIVATE: Best pie: Derby Pie Best ice cream: Ben & Jerry's Oatmeal Cookie Chunk Best donut: Sour Cream Best bar: Blondies Best cake: German Chocolate Cake Best other: Cookies & Cream Tartuffo

A heretofore untold herald of the final days ◉_◉ www.tiktok.com/t/ZT63cFKfD/

I solved the 9/07/2025 New York Times Mini Crossword in 0:28! www.nytimes.com/crosswords/g...

This is what democracy looks like! A people united will never be defeated. We want federal forces out of DC NOW! #WeAreAllDC #FreeDC

Butter cow.

Attempting to listen to Alan Moore's The Great When while working. It is not working... Listening to Moore's prose apparently requires my whole brain and not whatever bits are left over while I'm meandering through spreadsheets.

Repost the spectacles, Nerds.

Huzzah!

Once a year, I go to a friend's birthday picnic where I see another friend. This year, at the party he gave me a hug that literally felt like he squeezed my soul back into my body. I could use one of those hugs now.

Once again, I feel both seen and attacked.

Gets a re-post every time I sat it. There are too many books waiting to speak to your soul to waste time on reading for clout.

Brother Arif is right, about complimenting folks as a reminder that they are seen and appreciated. In a world where all sorts of folks are trying to tell you are ugly, stupid, less than, and don't belong. It's nice to have clinical proof that they're liars from loved ones.

The visuals of this film are literally the stuff of dreams for me. A pox upon the man who led to us denying climate change, which led to the destruction of the micro climate of Napa. My dreama of living there are now crushed by the spectre of fire & no grey lady to chill the grapes at night.

Drop an alien that's not from Star Wars or Star Trek.

say it again: 4 million people work in higher ed, the largest employer in 10 states, second largest employer in 10 more, and in 60 of the 100 biggest cities demolishing higher education is economic sabotage

Justin Scott’s words are so powerful. let’s talk about the turtleneck many of you carry on today and make other children wear to disguise you’ve never taken it off. it’s okay to talk to the lady!

The beautiful dinosaur bird the Shoebill wants to say good morning Bluesky…. 🐦

The little kid who religiously re-read The Chronicles of Narnia every year recognizes a questing beast when I see one. I hope the original poster made good wishes. (*^_^*)

It's just a “swarm of fish" following a duck.

My tonsils grew back after having them out when I was ten. That surgery almost killed me at ten, so when my family finished laughing at me for having the worst mutant power ever, I promised them that I would never again submit to the procedure and I would take this new pair of tonsils to my grave.

I love Star Trek as my mother, my aunts, and my my mother's mother did before me.

If only I was stupid enough and this were true. I feel foolish because I am dying to see how far this person would take the scam.

They must've hired Count Rogan's family members, cause I spy with my little eye a six-fingered hands and a three legged man. #AISucks

I held on to my 6S Plus for the longest time. It literally took my phone taking into a puddle and being run over there different times to get me to "upgrade." I miss it.

The Ninja Slushy looks like a P.I.T.A. to clean, but I would love to have an on tap slushy machine in my house.