You wanna know who and what I am? I'm a killer. I kill with my cunt.

this pussy has teeth noone should fuck me ever

What do you (a Yank) mean you've never seen Skwungus MacDougall, the beloved Canadian children's TV show that only aired for 7 episodes on Television Ontario from June to August 1989???

I'll get straight to the point. I've known you for some time now Ӏ hacked уοսr phone camera aոd Ι recorded you jacking off to adult films. Ι doubt you'd want your friends or polycule to know your favourite genre (sissy hypno) I'll post it on bluesky unless you send me $5 to my bitcoin addr

i'm in my slut era finally

Images that trans girls can hear

NMU when I show up at the arcade

my wife puts up with me, which is a heroic deed.

It's only 3Tb...... ......right now, with capacity for 36Tb, and 1 drive fault tolerance

Just for God's sake don't ask it anything about Boers

I’ve heard the saying “Hippies are mean people trying to look nice, and punks are nice people trying to look mean.” And it is 100% true. Lots of childhood trauma in the punk scene and also lots and lots of empathy and love for each other the whole time. We look after each other and it’s beautiful.

The only real involuntary celibacy is from the Bottom Surgery region of Quebec. Everything else is just sparkling misogyny.

Season 5 of Enterprise but the whole season is Star Trek Courtroom Dramas™ where Archer gets pulled into the Space Hague

Just published some of the fax correspondence we've had with /dev/hack in Seattle! Fax machines are fun! queercomputerclub.ca/projects/dev...

anyone got any good "fall of empire" playlists?

alright nerds, I better hear nothing but "Good Girl's" today. also come play pinball with us

Pill Nye the Hormone Guy

I swear one of these days I'm going to make an AIO BP cuff/pulse ox/ECG/injection delivery system and it's going to be run on a raspi with a custom HAT, but my wife isn't going to fawn over the nerdy shit, but at how I made the logo a cogi.

Burgers have been a constant in my life. Burgers were there for me in a period of my life when nobody else was. I love burgers 💕🍔💖

if you see this, post a picture taken in the mountains Not as mountainous as others, but Unama'ki (Cape Breton) in 2017

The juxtaposition of exhibit visitors completely obliviously walking over the words of disability advocates asking "where's the art?"

@zaftikat.dog: "This edible ain't shi-- Hey Emma, there's millennial Groucho Marx"

Going out for some last minute pinball. If you're in the city, DM me if you want to meet up

What's the weirdest way you've been clocked? I'm still thinking about the time that a guy at the hotel front desk asked me while I was checking in "Are you transitioning?"

I just like the jingle, okay

If you're in the city @zaftikat.dog and I are gonna play some pinball at Meeplemart until they close, come say hi or whatever

Too tired for the sex pile? Just hop onto the other bed, eat some pepperoni and enjoy the show

blåhaj white dragon

Coming to the realization that you became who you needed to be but that you have no idea who you actually want to be or how to get there is fucking rough

New strategy. If anyone ever tells you to "just get over it" about executive dysfunction, just get mad at them. Fuck you it's not that easy. I'm going to do it out of spite now.

cw: suicide I really don't fucking understand the mentality of people who respond to a suicide attempt with "they're just doing it for attention," especially if you claim to be friends with that person.

So yeah, if my feed is new to you (frankly because I haven't really posted since migrating from Twitter): buckle up, because when I start posting you better believe it's about local activism.

If you haven't heard yet, Doug Ford is shutting down 10 safe consumption sites in the city, 5 of them in Toronto. Their replacements, so-called "HART hubs," which are expected to be little more than coercive recovery programs, will not include needle exchange programs, or safe supply protections.

afternoon afternoon

Fuck dude, I'd really like to be able to sleep and/or breath normally

was the couch bluetooth enabled

i vastly misinterpreted what was supposed to be happening when the news told me there was going to be a heat wave.

sometimes my wife will come home hungry after a long night shift that has her thoroughly fagged. those days, i get to pour all of my love into a making her something delicious so that her day can end on a positive note.

getting macroaggressed by being forced to listen to a medley of Harry Potter music

💋🤘

She's so real. I wish I could get jokerfied like her

nothing but respect for *my* Joker

guil (flipping an estradiol pill): there is an art to the building up of a girl. ros: b guil (flipping another): tho it can be done by tuck alone ros: b guil: if that's the serve im after ros: seventy six love.

standing at the corner of "if you're transgender u have to live" and "love every trans woman you meet before its too late" and reminding you all how incredible you are just for being here. i love you all. we will survive this too.

Poker Face answers the age-old question: What if Columbo was a dirtbag lesbian who's allowed to say fuck?

I just turned to @zaftikat.bsky.social and asked "What's something you've wanted for a while?" Her immediate reply was "a pussy"

Literally* just nutted in her and now I'm playing 00's flash games

Girlfriend!!!!!!!!! yay

what's up here's my butt