Joining the discord for a club I'll never go to, and every time they have an event I'll type "damn I can't make it to this one :( have fun guys..."

asking someone a question and saying "reddit" at the end to get a better answer

I'm in my womp womp era

read receipts are for stalkers don't @ me idc 💅

coming home from work chugging a big can of beer and going *Bweeeeeeehhh* X3

losing 3 games of dota to warm up for my 19 game league of legends streak

datamogging

Aura sapping Aura pirate Aura assassin Aura mogging

Trump signs executive order renaming President's Day to "Predator's Day" in honor of himself

katsu + curry

always got that shit on me

I'm going back to Curse Voice

bweh xP

This Friday, Klub Kebab #24! Featuring: @killerleprechaun.bsky.social @fufuvr.bsky.social @klu3.bsky.social @coffeephresh.bsky.social Doors: 00:00 CET

I wonder if Epstein had a bitmoji

I'm just a hoe in the snow... 💬138 🔁355 ❤️3526

work cancelled tomorrow... we getting cozy as fuck 🌨️ 🛌 ☕

purple in my juice box

Cold Storage #3 ❄️ The Klub Kebab basement is opening again this Saturday. Doors: 23:30 CET 2h sets by @agateline.bsky.social & @cakespray.bsky.social

It's still 2025 idgaf

they should make tesla valves for traffic ☝️ 💡

chewing with your mouth open should get you 1 month in prison

entire DJ set of Drake collabs that have Drake's part cut out

con knit fits

"Dad why did they build the pyramids?" "They built them for teh lulz, son. Back when lulz used to mean something..."

Becoming a postmodern design architect and selling my 'deconstructed house' concept to people

Concept cars are annoying as fuck... like "Look at this really sick car, we're never gonna produce or sell it fuck you!"

going to ANE :3

Analog horror will be like a guy called "Mr. Pancake" who shows up in a new pancake commercial every day at 7pm... but there's no trace of him nor the pancakes ever existing...

:3

We Chilling, We Grooving, We Vibing! Come celebrate my birthday this Friday with these amazing DJs and Visual artists! 10pm EST Hope to see you all there! @coffeephresh.bsky.social @namoron.bsky.social @tree.pshq.us @sirrosevr.bsky.social @softlysteph.bsky.social @driima.com @lesse.bsky.social

do you think I still got a chance of joining G-Unit

it's grambuary

Most filled year of engaging with with those around me and I wouldn't change much besides do more of it and take more photos. Thankful to my friends and loved ones who have been by my side this year, Lets make more memories together #VRC12Photos

what did Ras Kaas mean by this

We decided we're putting you in the Opinion Chamber until further notice.

When I got beef it's wellington, Blast ya whole crew like a shellington

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they splooged up the got dan plame cuh

Replying 'I forgot' to this every single time

I'm entering the office bake-off this year, wish me luck!

guy in the office that wishes people "happy wednesday"

*Holds up a really big spoon* Good afterspoon everyone

To get a job in the old days, all you had to do was walk into the boss's office, give him a firm headpat, call him a "floofy bean :3", and he'd hire you on the spot.

I still think about this regularly.

feds chasing me cuz I did Inventory Item Dupe Glitch New [2025] on a kilo

Trader Joe's is my therapy

6-7 Tuah