yooooooo how's it schlorkin, penis breath? 😎 🤝 🤜🤛 👉👉

*cool physics teacher doing a rap song* "These bitches know I got that laminar flow..."

They all know CoffeePHRESH is the creamiest DJ in your computer

Happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes 🐀🎶🎉

drinking several potions and activating all my prayers before I step outside like it's runescape

Performance gating? Optimization? I just wanna optimize my grill. 😏

what was yung lean even saying bro

ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ

legalize being random xD 🥄 🧀 🧇

shawty said she play league I gave her that blasting wand

the scrum chamber

Twink funeral

Life starts at 28 and ends at 30 😊

Some of y'all spend way too much time outside, and it really shows...

They made it illegal to not book me

Think tank in front of the decks 📊 Socratic seminar in front of the decks 📖 The marketplace of ideas in front of the decks 💡 A true meeting of minds in front of the decks 🧠

I get tired at 11pm now

this machine scrunches humans into NFT's

Sitting on the dancefloor: 😱❌🙅😡💢 Shitting on the dancefloor: 🔥‼️💯😍🎊💵

How to ragebait the homeless and downtrodden (pt. 1/7)

MOTEL 130 Tonight | 10PM EST 18+ Verified | PSHQ Group Only @reallydev.bsky.social @sirrosevr.bsky.social @coffeephresh.bsky.social @oxidemusic.bsky.social

Joining the discord for a club I'll never go to, and every time they have an event I'll type "damn I can't make it to this one :( have fun guys..."

asking someone a question and saying "reddit" at the end to get a better answer

I'm in my womp womp era

read receipts are for stalkers don't @ me idc 💅

coming home from work chugging a big can of beer and going *Bweeeeeeehhh* X3

losing 3 games of dota to warm up for my 19 game league of legends streak

datamogging

Aura sapping Aura pirate Aura assassin Aura mogging

Trump signs executive order renaming President's Day to "Predator's Day" in honor of himself

katsu + curry

always got that shit on me

I'm going back to Curse Voice

bweh xP

This Friday, Klub Kebab #24! Featuring: @killerleprechaun.bsky.social @fufuvr.bsky.social @klu3.bsky.social @coffeephresh.bsky.social Doors: 00:00 CET

I wonder if Epstein had a bitmoji

I'm just a hoe in the snow... 💬138 🔁355 ❤️3526

work cancelled tomorrow... we getting cozy as fuck 🌨️ 🛌 ☕

purple in my juice box

Cold Storage #3 ❄️ The Klub Kebab basement is opening again this Saturday. Doors: 23:30 CET 2h sets by @agateline.bsky.social & @cakespray.bsky.social

It's still 2025 idgaf

they should make tesla valves for traffic ☝️ 💡

chewing with your mouth open should get you 1 month in prison

entire DJ set of Drake collabs that have Drake's part cut out

con knit fits

"Dad why did they build the pyramids?" "They built them for teh lulz, son. Back when lulz used to mean something..."

Becoming a postmodern design architect and selling my 'deconstructed house' concept to people