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If someone tries to look at your phone screen you should be allowed to shoot them in self defense

Imagine throwing stones in here...

Making a Halo 3 glitch tutorial with the sickest music ever and gatekeeping the song name from anyone who asks

would yall still fw me if I were an oil baron

It's about time we start doing garrysmod raves

I remember when we first met... We both walked up to the urinals. We started pissing at the same time. We both gasped and turned to each other. Our eyes met... our tips touched...

C.R.E.A.M. (Cabbage Rules Everything Around Me)

my CO2 meter has a funny number on it xD is this a good thing

Penis Breaks🎧🎶🎵

Your teenage years are all about learning who you are as a person. Your 20s are for taking risks and making mistakes. Your 30s are for being stuck in a time loop. Your 40s are for being stuck in a time loop. Your 50s are for being stuck in a time loop.

just found out these are detachable 😃 that should make it really easy to replace!

we need to bring these back

rappers stopped saying shit like "boom blaow, you like my style" and the crime rate went up

If Biden were president, he'd march down to Iran, knock on the door and say "Enough of this malarkey for Pete's sake!", and the strait would be open the next day.

This popped up on my feed and I almost threw my phone out of pure reflex

How do they put all the smoke into joints? What if we can put the smoke back in and recycle them? Many things to think about here...

staring at charts got that grip on me

Reminder that everyone is welcome to jerk off at my DJ sets, don't let club owners limit how you express yourself

Whenever I read my old messages from 2+ years ago it feels like a complete stranger was posing as me at the time. Surely this is normal...

yooooooo how's it schlorkin, penis breath? 😎 🤝 🤜🤛 👉👉

*cool physics teacher doing a rap song* "These bitches know I got that laminar flow..."

They all know CoffeePHRESH is the creamiest DJ in your computer

Happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes 🐀🎶🎉

drinking several potions and activating all my prayers before I step outside like it's runescape

Performance gating? Optimization? I just wanna optimize my grill. 😏

what was yung lean even saying bro

ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ

legalize being random xD 🥄 🧀 🧇

shawty said she play league I gave her that blasting wand

the scrum chamber

Twink funeral

Life starts at 28 and ends at 30 😊

Some of y'all spend way too much time outside, and it really shows...

They made it illegal to not book me

Think tank in front of the decks 📊 Socratic seminar in front of the decks 📖 The marketplace of ideas in front of the decks 💡 A true meeting of minds in front of the decks 🧠

I get tired at 11pm now

this machine scrunches humans into NFT's

Sitting on the dancefloor: 😱❌🙅😡💢 Shitting on the dancefloor: 🔥‼️💯😍🎊💵

How to ragebait the homeless and downtrodden (pt. 1/7)

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Joining the discord for a club I'll never go to, and every time they have an event I'll type "damn I can't make it to this one :( have fun guys..."

asking someone a question and saying "reddit" at the end to get a better answer

I'm in my womp womp era

read receipts are for stalkers don't @ me idc 💅

coming home from work chugging a big can of beer and going *Bweeeeeeehhh* X3

losing 3 games of dota to warm up for my 19 game league of legends streak

datamogging

Aura sapping Aura pirate Aura assassin Aura mogging