so people are just saying gay slurs again huh

me every time there’s been a political assassination over the past 3 months:

That explains a lot.

uhhhhh does anyone else think they 100% faked all the evidence in that ICE facility shooting

carrying a bottle of kikkoman by the neck around my apartment like i’m a pirate and it’s a handle of rum

going to start a podcast where i interview controversial figures with hard-hitting questions like “huh” and “wow” and “could you say more about that”. i expect to have 50 million monthly listeners by 2026

cole escola is flying so close to nonbinary disaster with every outfit but they ALWAYS manage to land the plane. truly breathtaking

after one canceled flight this morning, have now been stuck at the airport for 10 hours and counting—crazy how much flying in the US sucks! call me a radical but maybe someone should do something to improve transportation here somewhat!

so crazy to see non-billionaires arguing the 1% shouldn’t be taxed bc it will make them leave wherever they are… so like, u agree that they’re holding our society’s collective wealth hostage ? and, do u think that’s good ?? do you want to keep this system going for another century while u decide ???

went to a juneteenth festival and the only other white people there were running a booth for the church of scientology, lmao

just got a $2k check for helping out on a union drive, i guess it pays to be woke 🤑

this seems really bad!

i doubted all those grind-fluencers, but i took one sip of this fancy water and my life is totally different. my mouth never opens while i sleep. i have a crypto wallet that’s worth 1.2 hundred dollars. prayers up 🙏🏻

I have many issues with the PSL but this is really bad and they will absolutely be doing this with the DSA next

what a completely mediocre joke

across the street from a protest in philly, lol

i luv da freaking movies

(FBI director flies to several UFC title fights on taxpayer funded DOJ private jet in a clear cut abuse of power) NY Times: Government worker or rock star? The new FBI director is stepping out on the town and he’s not afraid to have some fun. Watch out world, this Kash really is money in the bank!

god forbid a man share interests with his wife 🙄

Wheel of Time. . .you mean like a clock?

un-woke comedy is back

eat a book to gain its vocabulary

might be some growing pains in the short-term, but in the long-term this opens the door for AMERICAN entrepreneurs to create neodymium deposits in AMERICAN soil and bring thousands of good-paying mining jobs back home

unfortunately the upcoming vibe shift everyone is talking about is the transition to hegemonic fascism

me, after getting too drunk and having to go home early from a DJ set to watch reality TV: this guy does not have what it takes to survive rural Saskatchewan

every time my cat asks for a treat from the cupboard i remind him that he should have pulled himself up by his bootstraps and evolved to have opposable thumbs

what could this possibly mean

at the store, anyone need some orvietan while i’m here?

i plead guilty to all charges your honor

humpty dumpty after he puts himself together again

how is this what marc andreesen looks like

gave a lecture on 4 hours of sleep and ended up telling my students they were all going to die someday so they should unionize their future workplace

instagram showing other people that i’ve liked a video would be a crime in a just society

is there a city in the world more bitter than trenton new jersey

Is everybody believing in the servers? If you don't believe in the servers they don't work

loved megalopolis! decided to try my hand at a scene

who could have ever guessed this based on his face or general vibe

freedom is an endless signal chat

stinky boys when u call them out for being stinky

what the fuck is a community organizer

loved megalopolis! decided to try my hand at a scene

me every morning:

extra large batch of posts coming in today

freedom is an endless signal chat

brat summer

tiktoj/IG/remix culture in general has made every hyperpop artist think they need to release an initial shitty version of a good song that’s like 10 BPM too slow and minimally produced so they can then release a “remix” aka the actual song (see: 360 vs 365 on brat). just release the good song first!

do you think one craftsman 5 gallon 4 hp corded wet or dry shop vac should be enough for everyone? or should i get two

We’ve all got imposter syndrome here. I am poster syndrome that is. I’mposter syndrome if you will.

i’m going edna mode. is that anything