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I have ruined the corpses making my patchwork child who I promptly left to his own sad devices Forgive me I'm not really a doctor just another deadbeat dad

If this is you too, we may be kindred spirits

Happy birthday, Ray Bradbury, you were the king of dropping six-page stories a kid could read once in 7th grade English class and be haunted by for the rest of their life

My library hold hits and I transform into the “girl who is going to be okay” meme

Happy #BookLoversDay! 📚

It’s not you, it’s me 💔

only to be scooped up in a data breach a few weeks from now 💔

Oedipus jokes are real motherfuckers

My cartoon for this weekend’s @theguardian.com books.

Just give that babe a library. Babes love libraries

I hated to send it at all, honestly. Be free now

Reporter: So who IS on the Epstein list? DOJ:

The best way to reduce the cost of Medicaid is to name and shame big employers that pay their full time employees so little, they qualify for Medicaid

As someone who mostly reads horror, I'll never understand the vitriol towards "cozy" books. People say they are escapist, unserious, allowing readers to avoid big issues. And I'm like, girl, WHEN did your dark romance book fix society? Did I BLINK and miss your detective thriller solving crime?

brb just going to go grab the plums I’ve been saving in my ice box

Rich white boys ruining everything since time immemorial

How nice to have a meteor to blame things on instead of just *checks notes* unchecked greed

Feeling a little jealous of the dinosaurs lately, tbh. At least they weren’t responsible for their own demise

I need a holiday. A very long holiday. And I don’t expect I shall return. In fact, I mean not to

The news:

Before acting or speaking in today’s climate, consider: What Would Pedro Do?

(is neurodivergent)

Actually ChatGPT is the name of the dropout who created it, what you're degrading your brain and ruining the planet with is ChatGPT’s monster

My new world? Brave

Gayle King: “it’s one trip to space, Michael. What could it cost? Ten dollars?”

I've got a fire Prometheus joke, but it may cause liver damage

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That anxiety small businesses are feeling about the tariffs? There’s a word for that.. tariffied

By being fairly competent at running my business, I have made myself ill-suited for political office

In an ever-increasingly complicated world, simplicity such as this must be treasured

Everyone wants there to be a grand scheme behind all of this but the terrible truth is that extremely stupid people are in charge and they have a fanatical devotion to wrong, childlike concepts of society and economics cooked up by right wing radio hosts in order to sell tainted dietary supplements

Same

On #TransDayOfVisibility, we revisit our piece on how researchers and volunteers—in the face of the Trump administration's anti-trans efforts—are backing up federally-funded studies, and vowing to keep the resources online. A thread ⬇️

This is why you only ever see one person in them, the funds simply do not extend enough to fund a whole family of actors

Now take this magnificent energy and walk it into the next meeting where removing books from libraries is on the agenda

Cheesing so hard over this

Coffee and pastries with my book pickup? 🥹 I love things like this so much

Billionaires be like, “I needed this” and it’s literally just control of the US federal government and any buyable elections worldwide

Libraries are vital, providing access to information, technology, and learning. Cutting IMLS funding threatens these services, especially in underserved areas. Library funding isn’t political—it’s an investment in education, opportunity, and civic engagement. #LibraryLove #ForOurLibraries ala.org

Absolutely horrific. Libraries are essential

Protect libraries and librarians at all costs

Anyway I just sent a fax to my senator. faxzero.com/fax_senate.php

May I offer you a candle in these trying times?

But at what cost?

Nobody understands the bond between a millennial and the mediocre movie their family just happened to own on VHS when they were twelve years old

Let me make your home smell nice 🥰