So is it just oral Tylenol or is rectal safe

Tylenol should sue their asses off.

Hasn’t their entire argument been that this stuff “turbocharged” it? Like yeah it existed before but now every 3rd kid has it? Or some bullshit like that

What’s everyone thinking for their Rapture fit

What movie do you consider "perfect?"

But they are gonna make God, are you telling me God is gonna just say random shit bc He can’t say “idk”

Disney adults canceling subscriptions, vacations, etc really are making the Harry Potter adults that threw a fit over a $60 video game look like huge bitches

tariff update: I have spent over 50% of the price of the item (tariffs+fees) trying to get it delivered, and UPS can't seem to figure out how to accomplish that. It is presently stuck in Chantilly at a UPS facility and no one in the entire UPS corporation knows how to un-stuck it

There isn’t an alien invasion about to happen and the Rapture is made up nonsense. HAND

what kind of a fuckin moron signs a DM

gun nerd here, the bullet did precisely what it was designed to do; it likely tumbled, staying in the body and increasing terminal effect. Bullets are designed to *not* leave the target, because that means there's energy still in them that's effectively wasted. There is no magic here.

see, we don't need extensive regulation, because the free market always corrects itself www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

Aw someone’s made that they didn’t take the “blowing up boats and stationing a couple MCTs off your coast” bait

this is one of the dumbest things I have ever read. "He used a deer rifle" was turned into "untraceable and using a round designed to knock satellites out of orbit" nonsense. He used a fucking deer rifle! That's it! www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

Hey since it’s ok for ICE to nab brown people without cause how is this card gonna help you. Will ICE agents be trained to look for it? And spot fakes?

Saw an article about how US devs are “affordable” now. Yeah man they are gonna mass-suspend the fucking absurd tech hiring process. That they spent years building, all those stupid hoops we jump through. Sorry but you’re not getting a tech job bc of this

hey so if we are gonna make getting an H1-B impossible, then we are gonna have to mass-outsource to fill needed positions, and hey, aren't all those "business process outsourcing" companies overseas? What happened to RTO and the necessity we all be in the same building?

semper fi

cruz believes that trump isn't long for this world, his successors won't hold the coalition together, and president AOC and a Dem congress will use all of Trump's transgressions as reprisal. That's all. He's looking out for #1

aren't these the people who think you go to Hell for lying

Every time one of these dorky podcaster dipshits talk about Valhalla is just an indication we need to bully them all harder

conservatives will crank their hog to this, it's what they want

Anyone who says Musk is serious about anything, even in jest, and does not point to elonmusk.today for a list of other things he’s serious about, is doing journalistic malpractice

He isn’t serious and asking “grok is this true” isn’t a “user”

the execs will be sent to CECOT by Friday

i want a filesystem that has a "memo" field, so I can write myself little notes about why I have some repo checked out (or why I am keeping some file, etc) and it'll show up if I do something like "ls --notes"

Yep! Soon launching Nibiru Revisited :) y'all be playing amnesiacs in an Ancient Mesopotamia-inspired space station, with journaling and survival mechanics galore :) www.kickstarter.com/projects/xan...

more than a decade ago, one Fraction-Aja Hawkeye panel captured the vibe of this entire era we're living in now

ok I hate the tabs in Tahoe Safari so much I think I will just stop using tabs entirely

i thought they were called twenty one pilots

I updated to the new iOS and I have basically zero feelings about it

this is the most irish picture I've seen in a while

Hey has anyone in the admin or on the right ever bothered to think for a single second about our national appetite for drugs and the how and why of it existing in the first place

“Liberals are murderous animals” ok man cool I’m listening to Kentucky bluegrass and drinking a beer by a lake with my friends, earlier I talked to a few locals about where to go fishing and where the good off-roading is.

“Touch grass” Is trite and overused at this point but also a whole lot of this country could benefit from actually sitting by a lake for a few hours in the late summer breeze drinking a beer

Hey qq did calling entire groups of people “cockroaches” ever have a negative effect? Like is there a historical precedent? Eh probably not I’m sure it’s fine and in no way a horrible rhetorical device

Until everyone agrees “online brain-rot” is an ideology independent of the usual shit there cannot be even the vaguest amount of progress to dealing with this shit

Starlink is kinda magic but also fucking trash. “Starlink needs a clear view of the sky” bitch there is over 180 degrees of blue and you are telling me the only sat you can find is behind a giant oak tree, what the fuck

Something something slurp juice

Born in Illinois, a (mostly) free state who sent the 4th most troops to the Union. Waxing romantic about the Antebellum South makes you a grifter or a neoconfederate.

100% chance they pitch an open return to slavery, citing scripture

Caring about whiteness is a sure sign of a diminished intellect. Problems are solved by brains and muscle, not skin.

Natural Bridge, Kentucky

Is “in Japan, beef wag you” a thing

idk man I joined for a lot of reasons but I wanted to do something for the country, like idk defend it. Maybe that meant going to war, but maybe it meant ensuring that no one wanted to even try you.

@ekkoastral.bsky.social - baethoven

they can't find the dart they were gonna throw to make up the numbers