Dog, cat and house sitting down south for a bit. The dog is a very excitable Labrador puppy. I just went in for cuddles at the same time she lifted her head or paw or something. She absolutely clattered my nose and has given me quite a nose bleed. Marvellous.

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Breaking: Posh, wealthy and entitled kid to attend expensive, posh school for posh, entitled kids. How is this news?

I see Thingu, I repost. That’s the rule!

This is a work of genius.

Did you know that you can also go to neilb.uk and see where else I hang out, including Strava if we're not already following each other on there.

As Sooz Kempner outlines, we shouldn't let anyone tell us to accept cuts whilst the royals are getting half a billion a year. #AbolishTheMonarchy

It seems a bunch of you are really fussy eaters.

I've been different stages of vegetarian for around 7 or 8 years. I've not had any meat in that time and I'm at the point now where it quite repulses me. Other than that I'll eat pretty much anything, nothing I hate as such. Some things I wouldn't choose to eat.

Explain your @ My first name is Neil. My last name begins with B. I'm in the UK. It's quite boring really.

This is very nice chocolate. At this point I think they're trolling us with the tasting notes however.

Might be my best one yet. www.maptap.gg June 15 100🎯 100🎯 100🎯 99🎯 90👑 Final score: 967

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What a horrible little man. I weep for what this country is becoming.

Went to an immersive experience of his artwork a few years ago. It was absolutely magnificent.

Without context

I didn't want to be in your group chat anyway.

I’ve been waiting for this announcement for bloody years! Solar desalination was always going to be increasingly important, but whilst existing methods produce harmful brine this method gives useful materials like LITHIUM and other salts. Do this. A lot. Now. www.rochester.edu/newscenter/w...

Argh! Stuff to do, deadlines in fact. Must stop procrastinating!

Oops, tough one today. www.maptap.gg June 11 95🏆 95🏅 88✨ 100🎯 86🌟 Final score: 924

@hifilife.bsky.social have you had a rebrand?

Borders are just arbitrary lines on a map and countries are all made up. Can't we all just get along?

It feels decidedly autumnal here this morning. In June.

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This is my annual post to say I've just *widened the drive. *Trimmed the hedge.

www.maptap.gg June 9 97🔥 95🏆 96🏅 99🎯 87👏 Final score: 942

This is what a good day in #Shrewsbury looks like. Plan your visit - originalshrewsbury.co.uk#Shrewsbury 📹 Gorgeous video by 7 Video Ltd

Funeral today for a family friend. I'd only known her in her later years but she was very much one of the good ones. #FuckCancer

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Ben Affleck in the days when I had hair. Richard from Guess Who since I haven't.

Well this is going to be addictive. www.maptap.gg June 7 97🔥 100🎯 90🎉 93🎉 84😁 Final score: 908

I've spent my evening watching this and so should you.

I was going to go and unpack and clean the bike but it's just started raining. So I guess I'll lie on the sofa for a bit longer then 😴

Well this pretty damn cool

Well colour me shocked that when people’s basic needs are met they commit fewer crimes.

Back home after my mini-adventure. Despite the forecast and the rain overnight, I only really had any really bad rain in the last few km from home. Even then, my jacket kept me dry.

Castle

Look at this cute little church!

Wind and rain all night and I was about to do a sarcastic post about the weather. The sun has just come out as I pack up my tent and it's absolutely perfect. #WalesNeverFails

I was supposed to be in Scotland, but I'm not. So I've come away on the bike for a night on a campsite in Wales instead.

Actually done something useful today other than moping. Just done my tax return! First time doing MTD too. For what I do, all relatively simple really. Not sure what I was stressing about.

Meh. Should still be on holiday. Instead I'm at home, with shit weather and surrounded by chores. Can't motivate myself to do anything. Feeling particularly grumpy.

I just bought a book of 1st class stamps. I'm not sure I'll ever recover from this kind of financial loss.

Unpopular opinion perhaps…but top of my list of things this country needs right now using 1.3bn tax payers cash is not a f”cking theme park!

Well, this obviously didn't work. I have to say though, the jacket was awesome. Probably one of the best pieces of technical clothing that I own.

Dogs. Even at their worst, they’re the best. bsky.app/profile/jona...

What grade sandpaper do you think would be best for midge bites? Coarse or fine?