can't wait to be able to marry Clint in stardew valley only to immediately divorce him to marry Emily instead

happy 14th anniversary to all who observe

new guitar day! treated myself to a Squier Jaguar, have always loved the look of these and the circuits are so neat. recently got myself a new job so felt like a little celebration would be on the cards. got a new EP currently in the works so stay tuned!

just imagined someone on tiktok calling it the "Unalive Star" and now my nose is bleeding

shrive, shraugh, shrove

genuinely can't remember the last time I saw the sun.

I've seen some people talking about their dream Muppet Show guests and I just think Copia would be perfect because, let's be real, he's already basically a Muppet

pretty wild that the qanon folks turned out to be right about a secret cabal of murderous paedophiles controlling everything. not entirely surprising that it just turned out to be their guys, but alas

playing Final Fantasy VII Remake Intergrade on the Switch 2 and it's so good. so familiar and comforting but brought into a whole new dimension. wonderful stuff, I hope part 2 doesn't take too long to come out

witnessing a man pushing 50 sneeze directly into an open fridge in Aldi twice without any attempt to cover his mouth definitely speedran being done with humanity for the day.

What's a horror film that more people should be aware of?

I dunno if it's just bots or contrarianism or just ragebait but seeing people claim that 28 Weeks Later is the best of the franchise or amazing or even good beyond the opening is extraordinary to me. astronomical levels of "just making shit up".

the Internet is bad and I don't like posting on it that much any more, but I got a banjo for Christmas and it's very fun. gonna finally record a new EP this year I think. see you in a couple months or whatever

for the season that's in it, a festive conversion of the dwarf from Cursed City that I got as the mini of the month way back when!

I do find the whole "Hogwarts Legacy has passed 40 million copies!" pretty funny because it is never not on at least an 80% discount, on the game pass, and epic just gave it away for free

so far the only concrete thing ai has done is make the entire tech market worse and every consumer facing tech product less usable or accessable

tinkaton is tied with Growlithe as my fave pokemon, so I hunted in a hyperspace zone and caught 3 shiny tinkatinks! so this is my shiny hammer daughter, her name is Slayley Williams and she is perfect.

I feel a lot of sympathy for V Cyberpunk because I, like them, have the voice of a millennial musician born in the late 80s bouncing around in my skull being endlessly annoying

holy shit, they got the rizzler #latelatetoyshow

I haven't watched stranger things since season 3 because oof, but also I'm just so fuckin sick and tired of this Gen x 80s nostalgia slop. I don't give a fuck about the 80s, stop making shit that takes place in the 80s, move on aaaaaah

it's my birthday, so all I ask is that you have a lovely day and do something nice for yourselves

turned 36 today and I received the best possible gift from my wonderful spouse. I've wanted to get my hands on @pantspants.bsky.social book since it was released, and I'm so pleased to have it. his art delights me in a way I simply cannot quantify! thank you @m0lleficent.bsky.social 💜

without downloading any new pics, describe your gender:

first two shinies caught in Pokemon Legends Z-A, and I love them. I'm having an absolute blast with this game!

this is my Espurr. his name is Truck.

played in a 40k team tournament (4 games, 2k points) with my friends this weekend. our team came 5th out of 6, and I only scored 6 points out of a possible 80, and yes I may have played one of the worst games of Warhammer 40,000 ever recorded (my Guard into GK), but rolling dice with friends is nice

video www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyU5...

right-wingers really are the whiniest fuckin bunch of idiot loser babies I've ever seen good lord

The Green Party’s Donna Cooney said: “It was my understanding that the code of conduct meant that potential candidates would not be able to use racial slurs”. Fantastic read www.thejournal.ie/presidential...

HUMAN ARTISTS OF EARTH! use only one photograph of tiny painted toy soldiers to convince people to follow you.

dear the Pokemon company, please give me a mega tinkaton. I know she's only been around for a short time but I love her and she should have an even bigger hammer. maybe even a JCB or jackhammer. thank you. love, rob.

went to see both Inception and Interstellar yesterday in imax and they're still incredible. I've been ride or die for Interstellar since it released, probably my fave Nolan, so getting to see it on imax was a real treat!

playing High on Life since it's on Game Pass and it is honestly kind of exhausting. best way I can describe it is the same way I feel about Deadpool, if I was 13 I'd be having the time of my life. unfortunately, I'm 35.

felt v lucky to see Alexisonfire with Coheed and Cambria last night. Alexisonfire were a bucket list band for me and they knocked it out of the park! Dallas Green has the voice of an angel. Coheed were brilliant, Claudio's voice still sounds incredible!

been playing Trackmania for the last couple years, and I was able to finally lock into my best campaign yet! I hadn't unlocked the black tracks on previous ones and now I finally got at least gold on all the tracks! v satisfying and rewarding, can't wait for the next one in a few hours!

devastating but not entirely surprising that 28 Years Later confirmed that Ireland is in the quarantine zone. another wretched thing the English have wrought on this nation

just some of my faves, too many to choose from

counterpoint

the "dire straights"? you mean heterosexuals?

Mission: Impossible - The Final Reckoning was the best cinematic experience I've had in years. genuinely thrilling, my heart was pounding out of my chest at some of the action sequences. an utter triumph of the medium.

something desperately sad about watching a 50 year old bald dipshit jumping to slap one of those "Ireland is Full" stickers high up on a petrol pump. genuine loser shit.

“Bluesky is dying!” The biggest news on Twitter is a bunch of transphobes celebrating a 17 year old girl killing herself. I’d rather be here than there.

Ok now that Rowling is actually funding discriminatory harassment suits against random trans women at the behest of her followers can we stop pretending that supporting or openly enjoying Harry Potter is a politically neutral act that doesn't harm trans people?

"death metal keytarist" is an absurdly fun sequence of words. played my first gig in 12.5 years last Saturday with Jenova, and it was oh so fun! cannot wait for more!

being a lapsed Irish Catholic atheist is wild because yeah, I don't like the church for all their Crimes, but I've got that cultural Catholicism so deep in my bones that I'm infinitely more Christian in my everyday life than like 98% of American evangelicals

trackmania is one of my favourite games. im having a great time right now.

BREAKING: new Pope's Steam history indicates he finished Cyberpunk 2077 but never attended Jackie's Ofrenda

an American???

I guess I can call myself a keytarist now?

It's a follow-up to my book The Deepest Breath! In this one we follow Stevie, Andy & Chloe as they start secondary school. The girls are super excited to join the Rainbow Club but suddenly Andy starts to distance himself and they don't know why. It's about friendship, anxiety & identity #ukteenchat