Tenerife is as hot as I remember it 😎

@joesors.bsky.social Did I miss your top ten albums? 🤔

OOO on, hols next week. No work til the 5th Jan 🤠

Any Coventry fans remember Joe Murphy? Still playing on goal for Tranmere Rovers at 44 years of age.

Kit that fucking pink kit with fire. It's bastard cursed.

No Torp, BTA and Sakamoto = take a point

Serious thought. The word "Bazball" has become a distraction. A smokescreen for what we're really watching. Average bowling, reckless batting, terrible catching. It doesn't need a funky label; call it what it is, rank bad cricket.

Zack Polanski saying we need migration because he doesn't want to wipe someone's bum is a shitty thing to say (no pun intended)

Van Dijk is completely washed

Scottish football remains undefeated

It’s just another day in the Austrian Bundesliga.

Gone Fishing is so so good

Just sack the whole thing off ffs

Entered a doubles pool comp and I haven't played yet and I want to go to bed 😞

I am never leaving x/twitter. There is a big furore over the legitimacy of Martin's sausage dinner 🤣🤣 #pusb #iykyk

Bring on the FA Barclays Premiership

None of this is making sense...were TEN points ahead of second 😦

Weeeeeeve got super Frankie lampaaaaaard

It's my birthday tomorrow and I'm going into work 🙈

Off to bed I go. England, get that last wicket and then bat bat and bat some more! #theashes

Aussies at tea. Aussies at close. #ashes #thecricket

Just remembered the Kylie cricket pictures and you can all thank me. #ashes #thecricket

King Ben Stokes 👑

84 for 6! Cmon England!

The pints on your own are the best pints

RIP Mani 😞

Fucking hell Scotland. I can't believe that

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Benn whupped Eubank Jr from first bell to last #benneubank

Supposed to go the gym and I've had about six pints 🤣🤣🤣

Today's mad stat

Lionel Messi has now scored more goals for Argentina after turning 30 years old than anyone else has ever scored at any age for the country.

Yeah he was brilliant. #bobdylan

Madness. I thought there was no money left? 😕

I wonder if Bob still watches Coronation Street?

Off to see Robert Allen Zimmerman play little old Cov this Thursday

That was a statement performance today. We beat second in the league in a 'i'll take a draw' game.

Stat!

We've got Super Frankie Lampard 👑

My mum just said to me "You should be hung like a horse". When I challenged her over saying such a thing, it transpires she thought it was a punishment horses got. Turns out she's been incorrectly using the phrase since the 90s in various settings

Haven't seen a Kennedy get out of dodge that fast since Chappaquiddick.

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That Alan Nixon arguing and threatening legal action with an account called South Stand Pies is the reason why I'll never delete Twitter 😂😂😂

There needs to be some kind of grace period between Halloween and Christmas. Even if it's just a week or normality.

Seeing a lot of snarky comments but what is wrong with this? 😕

Decent game this

Huey Morgan has the best show currently on radio

Making it to when the shops are selling mince pies to lose your first game is a decent achievement tbh

Met a chap from Swansea in the pub on holiday and in a good way he reminded me of my dad 😊

Zarah Sultana thinks we should withdraw from NATO. The crank.