I genuinely laughed out loud oooohhhhmahgodddddddd

You’ll certainly see a fine fella on here from time to time but *every* woman is the baddest b*tch you’ve ever laid eyes on. The discrepancy is kinda crazy 😂

Dude my morning is pissing me off so bad, I’m so fucking tired of how employers are allowed to treat us

Happy full moon yall

And they searched his bag without a signed warrant.

This is why I despise hustle culture. You not supposed to work until you die without enjoying or experiencing this planet.

I actually like dailies. Especially if they stack while I’m gone and i can collect all the days that I wasn’t logged in. Streaks??? Streaks in video games need to die.

Banana peppers really be the razzle dazzle I need in my sandwich

now what the fuck is this

I needed to see something good

Did you know that cash registers were NOT invented to make transactions easier for the customer? They were invented to prevent cashiers from stealing money out of the drawer. Each time it was opened, a bell would ring alerting the store owner. That’s why we say “let me ring you out”.

Once the robe is on outside don’t exist, I’m not available, no speeki ingli, sayonara, good bye Charlie

Fr. Fuck yall and them weak ass sales lol

How else will 50 cent capitalize off someone else’s traumatizing experience?

Reminder: It's never too late to start wearing a mask again

how I’m feeling rn with all these drug tests I gotta take just to work

Good morning 🐀🌲

I live somewhere between “I’m a very sensitive soul” and “I said what tf I said!”

Fuck no. I am not “fine shit”. Either I’m gorgeous or beautiful. Or get poetic with it but don’t call me that shit

Be honest. If the relationship crumbles under the weight of the truth then it was unstable to begin with.

This hypocrisy is shameful. - U.S. politicians enjoy universal healthcare. - Living wages. - Paid sick leave, too. But they vote NO for workers on all three. Vote OUT anti-worker politicians (Dems & GOP). Vote in public servants committed to justice above all else

Solange, lord have mercy 😮‍💨

How chic-fil-a got nfl commercials when they ain't even open on Sundays

LMFAAOOOOOO

My sister has been dressing like me lately and I’m about to move to Orlando and take all my swag with me. In light of this, I’ve decided imma get her a pair of demonias since she’s always wearing mine. I logged onto my rewards account to find a $50 off coupon as I was about to purchase her shoes 😌🖤

It was in this moment that I realized, a pimp is down. How did I end up here?

Be REALLY wary of people who refuse to be considerate when telling you the truth. They don't care about you, they just enjoy criticizing. Nobody who cares about you refuses to find a way to speak to you IN A WAY THAT YOU WILL RECEIVE. I know this is hard to hear because...parents. But them too.

Target used the sunk cost fallacy to get people in stores on Black Friday, that’s all it is. Yeah, they stood in line for 4-6 hours just for a cheap bag, candy and uno cards but now they’re gonna go into the store and see what’s on sale so they don’t feel like they wasted time when they really did.

Metroid prime 4 is coming out soon just in case yall need any ideas on Christmas gifts for me

I keep seeing that he got all those tats so he could avoid getting r*ped.. I don’t know how true that is but it’s a sad thought

Something I’ve been thinking about often is how different America would be if all the money that they invested into AI was invested into higher education and public education. Hell, even putting the money towards affordable housing and food. So many lives would be monumentally changed.

Klay's dad, Mychal Thompson, giving us a quick Thanksgiving food review. TENS ACROSS THE BOARD 😝

I’m working this hard now so I can play this hard when I’m older 😭

I been crying at this for days now 🤣🤣

I want to make one thing clear tho. Getting to a place where you CAN pay for any lifestyle that woman wants is ABSOLUTELY a flex. Save the Whataboutisms. And save your incel anger cause you CAN'T 🌚

I didn’t think people used dating apps to genuinely find love until about 2 years ago. It’s so weird how people complain about dating apps but they continue to use them.

I'm of the belief that any & everyone could benefit from therapy. No one makes it through life unscathed and even w/o significant trauma or maladaptive coping mechanisms you can still learn how to better manage yourself, learn helpful tools, gain insight, and have a space free of influence to talk.

And then he’s the captain of the ship in his profile pic?????? Omgggggggg I pray this kind of love attacks me

This makes sense to me

DOO U WANT MEEEEE DO U WANNAAAA LOVE ME LIKE THAAAAT

One of my moots got back into Warframe and seeing his clips give me such a nostalgic feeling. 🥹

I fuckin dare them to raise music subscription prices. See how fast I pirate it all

a crush really needs to stay a crush cause soon as i get to know somebody 9/10 times i stop liking them 😩 and i hate that soooo much

Perfect photo choice. Here’s a better, more descriptive Alt Text.

I really do not understand why we can’t be nuanced and admit that some Black people genuinely were rejected for being weird and that “weird” was often equivalent to “white.” 😵‍💫

#BlackSkyGamers FRIENDLY REMINDER: Mario Kart 8 tonight at 6pm EST. Open lobby. All are invited. Please let me get 1st place. Thank you in advance. <3

That sad ass movie, I’m happy for anyone that hasn’t seen it. I was pissed when I watched it