the modern twist on this old classic is... ... it's super expensive!! (but with this gift link the article is free!!) www.bloomberg.com/news/feature...

If Trump helping Bayer skirt liability doesn't signify the failure of MAHA, I don't know what does.

Looking for a fun read - what’s the good, light, lady fiction these days?

Smashed three car windows already to save dogs from the heat. Haven’t found any yet but I’m not giving up.

Gonna go out on a limb here and see what happens... It is entirely possible to criticize Israel and/or AIPAC without using any antisemitic tropes.

I just got invited to a bagel place opening party... at 6pm. GUYS. GUYS GUYS GUYS. what are we doing here?

The thing about Father’s Day is… Mother’s Day is more important

I Hate Everyone: A Memoir

holy shit, this story on the Tates is shocking to the conscience, even after everything our collective conscience has seen. highly recommend. www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...

do you think dogs talk about their owners?

That is just an insane amount of money!!

we wrote this one for all the parents out there just trying to do something nice for their kids and ending up paying surreal amounts of money in the process from @svaneksmith.bsky.social and me www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

the latest in rich people doing weird stuff is, apparently, hiding the whole kitchen www.nytimes.com/2026/06/15/r...

This story is wild. Incredible how many people were fully on the record about behavior that may or may not be legal.

I say this as someone who ate a lot of Devil Dogs. They were dry.

Hi, I’m the crazy lady walking around the neighborhood and pulling these invasive species.

screaming in my heart

I watched every last episode but man did Beverly Hills, 90210 really go off the rails

the feeling I get is that the people who want to move fast and break things don’t realize that actually that will mean the things are then broken

In March, I went to watch France and Brazil play a pre-World Cup game—half the game from an on-field VIP club, half from the cheap seats. Today I’ve got an essay out about what live sports are for, which seems like something a lot of us are thinking about right now. www.bloomberg.com/news/feature...

ice cream dipped in butter for $9.50 per person feels like it really captures the moment www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

I don't think "all food is really expensive, actually" is the winning argument Mr. Johnson thinks it is

late stage capitalism // early stage end times

food companies keep recycling ideas -- the real innovation in the food world is coming from [cue scary music] foreign influence www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

If I don’t remember if I wore this outfit to the office last week, nobody else will, right?

please nobody tell the billionaires

there was no way I could stay up for that game but I want people to know that, as a real New Yorker, it was the first thing I asked my husband about this morning

omg this dress!! love this prom pictorial from @nytimes.com (gift link) www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

love that one of my pieces of cow art has made it into journalism!!!

Also btw I should have said that this column includes the word “cockamamie” and I’m really proud of that.

"The first time the brand pulled this kind of publicity stunt, offering frozen cod as a counterpunch to complaints that its health bars were ultraprocessed, it was genius. After that, the joke is stale." www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

In which I write about the decline of America’s food creativity (gift link!) www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

I joined @hbottemiller.bsky.social / @foodfixco.bsky.social's podcast American Dish this week with two other awesome reporters @deenashanker.bsky.social & @lisaelaineh.bsky.social to talk about covering MAHA. Check it out: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/m... www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0Zt...

who is live tweeting from NYC??

does anyone else feel like the end of a Zoom meeting is a race to leave? (and also that they are always the last one? or is that just me?)

Listen, I don’t know anything about LA politics. But I did watch The Hills. Spencer Pratt, bad dude.

Hot take: Aliens are probably real but no they are not walking amongst us.

So many people said this would happen and now it is happening

OR, hear me out: You buy the Betty Crocker version of 4 for $4 www.target.com/p/betty-croc...

turns out the bad man is a bad man, huh?

Listen, I’m a big fan of science and also bread but

“Six days: That’s how long the average patient stays at the Pediatric Intensive Care Unit …” “The hospital can’t take away the anxiety of waiting, but they are hoping the new Dollywood Family Lounge can at least ease it, giving families space to breathe, to rest, to pray.”

I swallowed a cherry pit and I think I can feel it in my stomach. is that possible?

we're going to keep seeing headlines like this www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

thinking about this a lot today

Wanna' save money? Be like Ron Swanson and buy chubs of the cheapest high fat beef you can find at Food n' Stuff. "Turkey can never beat cow, Chris."

It’s gimmick time in food land! Nobody needs you to buy that fried chicken finger wrapped in Dubai chocolate and smothered in hot sauce* twice, just once will do the trick (Gift link) www.bloomberg.com/news/article... *not a real product… yet

wrote about food prices, SNAP, and why it the grocery bills are going to keep rising (gift link) www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

Had me at “parks by itself.” Now all I need is $173,000.

Candy Slammers (2005-circa 2008): A line of flavored milks and smoothie beverages, made to taste like various Mars, Inc. candies, including Milky Way, 3 Musketeers, and Starburst