"if your literacy is low enough a search engine is basically god" --arthur c. clarke

paradise killer (2020)

my dinner with andré the giant and his posse

elin (2024)

Trump gets McDonalds DoorDashed to White House and then takes Iran war questions with delivery person

Oh huh Weird Well, I'm sure it's nothing

had a meat pie at a ren faire last weekend that was so poorly seasoned that I believe it actually harmed me in some way

acab includes new dominion tank police

I watched this: archive.org/details/jack...

gaming

it's so cool that someone keeps going back in time and releasing dreamcast games: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Nom...

it's funny how giving a shit about the opinions of racists is a disease but polling treats it as statistically respectable

does anyone else immediately enter a fugue state when in the presence of people quoting charlie the unicorn?

but it should exist. make the sup. cou. chair for the president. give it little lion heads on the armrests

I hate when petrol is $4 a gallon. "oi," I declare, "me petrol is over four dollars (roughly three quid and two p) a gallon (roughly 3.785412 litres)"

I hope it's "celebrities, stop being rude to chappell roan!!"

phoenix wright: ass attorney / gyattkuten saiban

"it's a world wide web out there" --tim berners lee

ALEX JONES: The globalists are destroying America with soy milk and woke JAPANESE VIDEO GAME PROTAGONIST: (Huh, so he thinks globalists are destroying America with soy milk and woke…sounds far-fetched, but I’ll have to keep that in mind.)

in my village we have a saying, "greasy loam gets the spoon". what does it mean? well,

the illusion of choice

if you need me I will be nursing $15 beers in The Situation Room

rolled oats with parmesan, cheddar and sesame seeds. I think garlic powder would have been a good addition.

"We live in [the metaverse], its power seems inescapable - but then, so did the divine right of kings. Any human power can be resisted and changed by human beings. Resistance and change often begin in art. Very often in our art, the art of words." --Ursula K. Le Guin

spice is the plural of speck

incredible loss prototype

he was cooking

pokemon go to my house and drop off tasty treats 🤤

nim champsky

lin manuel miranda: take a look at my horse! my horse is amazing!

if you need me dial me up on my 14.4 game,com modem

Trump: "You can slip. I can slip. I came down stairs that were soaking wet. You know it's a little rainy today. And I have steel stairs. And I'm saying aye-yie-yie. But I do it very slowly. I grab that thing. Because nobody cares if you set a speed record."

give me the Illini Superpop. the popcorn that is so tasty farmers resisted planting the seeds to grow more corn. just for one. last. pop.

going to try rolled oats and protein powder for breakfast. going to call it "proaton"

🪜still in a dream

Americans: we live in a fallen state—embroiled by sin, cheating, lying, and evil. You cannot trust anyone, not even those who claim to know you best Canadians: I love my neighbors and my friends!

looksmaxxingcels seething over glowupchallengechads

men love to laugh about pee. women love to laugh about poop. perhaps someday, they will understand each other.

okay, shut it down. worst possible headline manifested.

I mentioned montreal and @bluenosemontreal.bsky.social instantly followed me 😎. a little tip for anyone who wants 1 more follower 😏. Okay to any canadians reading spending $5 with three coins rules I wish I had more chances to do so (I live in the us 😔).

john brown had a little brother named salmon.

The cdc measles vaccine site was updated in January of last year and contains this text which I strongly suspect was written by llm: Also appearing is this strange footnote: The earlier version is accessible by archive.org and contains now missing statistical information about viral protection.