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its funny that the cab being weird in the fresh prince intro literally goes nowhere

engagement right before the album and the start of the nfl season im so sure

i fear that what i want to do with my website may actually just not be possible anymore without flash

also cant be vegan because i dont want to look like a singular person under this tweet omg…….

my grandma surprised i turned out gay like girl YOU🫵🏾 were the one that had me watching wendy williams every time you watched and saying “how you doinnn” every two seconds what did you expect me to do

Half my neighbors want cops to arrest 10yo kids for riding ebikes. Local stores and restaurants allow max of two teenagers in the store at once. Kids played Pokemon Go outdoors and people reacted like it was the end times. We took everywhere away from them. Of course they’re on their phones.

waiiiit would that make germany the weird cousin thats a little musty and stay in his room 24/7

italy: IM NOT GAY NO MORE

wouldn’t that make italy DL WAIIIIT

national anthems are kinda funny as hell, like the concept of establishing a country and thinking “hmmmmmm🤔🤔🤔now we need a theme song”. i wonder which country was the first to start that probably the french that seems like some very french shit to do

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DC police are using excessive force against Black people

everyone tries to come up with these fake deep freudian explanations for why gay people are allegedly so hypersexual when really if the threat of pregnancy didn’t loom so large over straight people they’d be in the steam rooms and the sex parties too

Web design trends in 2001 – Afterlab – Bionic Systems – Designgraphik – HSE7EN3 #WebDesignHistory

like every single thing and every person in this country makes it their goal to beat down and humiliate anyone who isn't playing America's Next Top Consumer ad infinitum. i dont know how to explain to people that my goals have little to do with money or what pays the best. idk how long i can be here

he won

haven’t worn pants in the house in like 3 months im on my wallace wells shit

hattrick in queer soccer today

that lil grin is his “seen out in public with a white woman” face…..

seen a rembrandt in person and almost shed tears off the lighting alone

failed nap attempt is worse than 15 9/11s

gen ai is a fascist project.

love love love the “or even sly” lyric

this outfit is gagging me let me go put this on

when i write songs i always imagine that ill never post them anywhere because im self conscious about the fact that i cant sing but tyler the creator cant song either and everyone loves him…half pf the bands i listen to the guy on vocals is just on vocals because he likes attention the most

it’s happening again man what the fuck

we were talking about giovanni’s room and i mentioned how the amount of french in the book strengthens the reader’s sympathy with the main character as an outsider and he was like sooo impressed with my analysis guys he needs me like water

talking to nerdy 26 year old teacher twink i promise you when im done with him there will be nothing left.

we not even making coke habit type money im crying

coworker i hate for being bad at his job got fired for doing coke in the bathroom

its weird because i don’t think i could ever be the sort of person that goes outside and just runs but when theres a ball involved i literally cannot wait. i could play basketball or soccer or football or whatever for hours at a time. its literally euphoric

alright.

its getting to a point where i like cant deal with the amount of things on my phone. like im tired of clicking on apps just because theyre there and then im scrolling for 30 minutes like what the fuck is that

rss app on my phone to fulfill my scrolling impulse…

the concept of anyone caring about pete buttigieg enough to cancel him

we need a dating app where you set up a phone call and have to talk for like 30 minutes and you determine whether you want to date in real life based off that. the texting tells me nothing

INLAND EMPIRE - Imagine it. An explosion. Of *stars*. Goodbye world of men, money and machines.

i can’t talk about jonathan anderson’s clothes in any meaningful way because i’m so distracted by how much i want him that it makes me biased

the thompson twins might be the most athletic people walking the earth today and there are two of them……..shit is so troll