15 years of lightning

the last few weeks has just been me sighing and asking “can we be saved?” every 15 minutes

Chicago.

Girl the OSHA violations

slay the spire 2 co-op kindve everything…

Slay The Spire 2 acquired but I work at my fuck ass job so can’t play for another 4 hours

researching to see if my therapist can approve me for a leave of absence so I don’t have to work at this job

[in the tune of Stateside by PinkPantheress] 🎶 you could be my Maricón, hot, hot, boyyy 🎵

Gen 10 !!!!!! #pokemon #pokemon30

queened and bitched out with therapist let’s smile

park that car, drop that phone, sleep on the floor, dream about me 🩷 youtu.be/9XffxfvcLFA?...

I kinda never understand the appeal of live-action remakes in general like sure there’s a few that are adapted well but overall the vast majority of them seem a bit unnecessary but what do I know

just saw an Expedition 33 tattoo in the wild damn it must be that serious huh

if this gets 10 likes I will leave work early today and put myself first instead of being treated like shit by patients

DIVAAAAAAS

finally some good fucking news

am I supposed to tear up every 5 minutes and then cry like is it going to be like that every episode you guys…? … is it?

[activation phrase similar to “this edible ain’t shit..”] starting The Pitt…

starters I'm picking for each game even tho I haven't played main-line pokemon games since Sun & Moon

when I’m with my best friends I say, “yes mama!”

eh… what the hell, sure

I’m sorry if this is an unpopular opinion but I think this thing is ugly. With the fire starter I can see how “it’s just a pomeranian and people like dogs I guess” but this bird is just ugly to me

2 years of college plus a 6 month program plus getting board certified just to maybe try a different job you have no experience working in… girl let’s just go back to being unemployed

more slop no one asked for

Gecqua, the diva that you are

ANOTHER ONE… my average total for the month of February is 99% quality… chat I think we can do better

Stamp for the night

being friends with single girls with rosters who only refer to their situationships thru code names is so magical it’s like hearing names called out at a horse race we got “Sunshine in first place, followed by Patches, and F1 is making it around the stretch, followed by Santorini ” 🥸

I’d like to confess I’m not proud of wishing a shitty immediate family member passed away just so I can have 3 days of paid bereavement leave at work but I’m just a woman and I can’t help living in a society

getting a Costco hotdog for the first time since 2022 this weekend this how I get my life back on track

this is so cool I wish I still enjoyed playing the games, wish I had a DS so I could go back and play Pokémon Ranger or something

Current rotation

I have the chip in my brain where if my friend or loved one starts crying I burst out in tears like I'm so sorry I can't control it I'm gonna let you have your moment ignore me please

[spooky flashlight pointing up at my face like I'm telling a ghost story]: if you say "I love you" 3 times in the mirror I'll appear behind you.

if you look like this dm me

Just a reminder while this is a victory, it's not over yet until Discord completely gives up on the age verification nonsense. Don't resubcribe to Nitro immediately.

wasn’t gonna spend money on anymore moogle plushies but unfortunately I’m not immune to propaganda and got that viral moogle backpack

married men at work as soon as they get your personal contact info:

hi, me again, still very much in love just wanted to share :3

I feel so empty-handed without my book at work… might be time to swipe that library card

…. finished Sunrise on The Reaping..

:3c

FAWKING FINALLY

you know what, I might hate my job but at least I have a consistent schedule and I don’t have to hear people who would be perfectly fine watching me fall to my death off a cliff when they could’ve easily prevented it ask me “hey can you cover my shift on Sunday? I’m going out this weekend!”

if you’ve been with your gf/wife for years and you’ve never gotten her flowers, especially if she’s always wanted to be gifted flowers, I’m so sorry but you should be peeled from the top of your scalp down to the soles of your feet like a banana and sprayed with lemon water thru a fire hose.

got another 100% this week for my evaluations at work.. BIG BOTTLES.

thinking about how there’s like at least 4 more oomfs that need to move to Place, Location so I can have another Thanos gauntlet with all the gems

probably think about this once a week