So I recently followed a list of Bluesky tennis fans because, well, I love tennis. I've been surprised during this French Open that a majority of them seem to actively hate everything about tennis.

I went back and forth on Sieger over the course of this season of #TopChef but, damn, his (second) exit really solidified my impression of him as an asshole.

Commentating with John McEnroe youtu.be/ncxMcnbQYCY?...

Introduce yourself w/ 10 bands/artists you've seen live Blue Oyster Cult The Ramones REM Aerosmith The Cure INXS Nine Inch Nails (x2) Marilyn Manson Run River North (x3) Love and Rockets

Trump’s Roy Cohn was actually Roy Cohn. I kind of hate to be pedantic but this is just dumb. Especially because Cohn, evil as he was, was way smarter than all these fuckers.

I heard Jeff tell Coach he had ten seconds to say something to end the show and I closed my browser at the speed of fucking light. #Survivor50

Ugh, why did they do a live show if they aren't going to have the live reunion? I know, they want to have full control over the content. And that sucks, because that's why the post-40 "reunions" fucking sucked. #survivor50

Is it #Survivor50 or Price is Right? lol

I'm an idiot, I meant to never get a vote in two final 3's! But, Joe got vote so I was wrong anyway lol

Is Joe going to be the first person to never get a vote in the final 3? #survivor50

I used to think Chrissy got robbed but now, well, that was unfortunate #Survivor50

If Cirie read me like she just read Joe on national TV I would bury myself six feet deep. #survivor50

So Stephenie just made a case for anyone but Jonathon lol #Survivor50

I was having a shitty day but now I'm watching the #survivor50 final fire making challenge after Jeff already spoiled it in the live segment and I am just laughing so hard, thank you for the joy to my day

This is why live TV will always be better than the weird post-vote finale they were doing.

Not-So-Final Fantasies My TBR pile is taking over my house and I've decided to re-read Wheel of Time. All fourteen books. 800-plus pages each. What is wrong with me. #WheelOfTime #RobertJordan #fantasy #reading #booksky

Xbox is now Kiss Bo Kiss

#survivor50 fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

Revisiting 2001: A Space Odyssey — both Kubrick's film and Clarke's novel. One is an audacious masterpiece. The other is basically a 1968 YouTube explainer video. Also: “fag robots” nearly happened.

The rule about always reposting the Tom Holland lip syncing clip should also apply to the “Keep fucking that chicken” clip because I love laughter

In 2014, Landyn Pan skipped their high school graduation to come to Washington, D.C. for my LGBTQ youth leadership program. Twelve years later, they're a trans fitness coach with a thriving business — and we finally got to catch up.

Giuliani is in the hospital, so if you don't like to speak ill of the dead you might want to get on it now.

One of the truest things ever said.

Seems like an odd choice to go out hippie punching but Barney's always carved his own path, I suppose.

What in the absolute fuck? This is Fetterman level wackadoodle shit.

‘… and that’s why after the shark attack I need a new ballroom’

anyone who attended that WHCA dinner is an embarrassment, and current events have not changed this

I mean, I thought I really hated the WHCA before. I’m discovering new depths.

The members of the WHCA are truly trash human beings. Absolutely part of the reason we are where we are as a country.

Meanwhile, at the White House correspondents dinner:

Chris Cillizza hovering his thumb over the post button on the tweet that says “I didn’t have THAT on my bingo card”

Naturally an event filled with the worst journalists in DC would he the hardest to get actual facts out of.

A bookstore and stationery shop with dedicated manual typewriter stations for customers to write stories, craft letters, etc.

Just a total fucking joke of an event.

DC will never have a shortage of talentless, amoral grifters.

My point of personal pride is that as a working DC journalist I fucking hated the WHCA dinner long before it was cool to do so. This is my old man yells at cloud moment for the evening.

This is an important point to remember every time some yahoo politician who wants to defund the NSF reads the title of a grant in dumbstruck tones: "They're studying the venom of Gila monsters? What? Who's *that* for?" All of us, Gomer. It's how science actually works.

In 1992, I got mugged at gunpoint in broad daylight during my lunch break at work.

Well fuck #survivor50

Ah, Coach is blaming a woman for having to play his "old style" game. God what a fucking asshole. #survivor50

I thought I hated Coach before but apparently I've found new depths of hatred. Fucking hypocritical, bullying moron. #survivor50

Sigh, more Gen X erasure. Though, to be fair, we do kind of suck politically as a generation

A “double sided” ceasefire, god damn what a fucking moron

I may be alone in this but I don't care.

I have my playlist ready for when It Happens. (incl Walking on Sunshine, Dancing in the Streets, Fantastic Baby, Celebration, and Bound for Hell).

God bless Chuck Tingle.

My fellow writers might not want to hear this, but AI is a useful tool for certain aspects of the craft, like for instance when you’re engaged in the process of being a talentless shitbag hack who is too lazy to do any fucking writing.

Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!

A hit of ecstasy I dropped on the floor of the bathroom at the Fifth Column nightclub in 1991.