"You just stole my line!" Heard at a Kleptomaniacs Anonymous meeting

Ever wonder why TV news anchors, reporters and pundits always seem so happy? It's because they're being paid obscene amounts of money to read the news and talk about the news on camera.

Facts, plain and straightforward 💯🎯

I need y’all to get into the fact Mamdani watched the World Cup match at Rikers. With incarcerated folks. AND…he’s shutting that MF down. Give this man the Nobel.

The greatest asset on Earth isn't oil, gold, or diamonds—it's clean, drinkable water.

Ever wonder why TV news anchors, reporters and pundits always seem so happy? It's because they're being paid obscene amounts of money to read the news and talk about the news on camera.

No I actually find it deeply disturbing that you haven’t read a book in years. You need to be reading. You don’t have to read a book day but you need to be reading. Pick up a book.

Trump attempting to declare two Democrats were elected by fraudulent means, but no republicans were, in the same state, is going to blow up in his face gloriously.

Every proposed data center doesn't need to exist. It's just collection of people's information for the avarice of our tech overlords.

Todd Blanche is the worst Attorney General nominee in my lifetime. He’s under investigation by the Bar Association. This confirmation hearing isn’t bearing that out.

JD Vance catching rides on Marine 2 to scope out the couches. Yeah, he may say he's on government business. But for him it's ALWAYS about the couches.

Just so you know.

Trump is more mad at GA voters and losing the 2020 elections than he is at the guys who tried to assassinate him. He never talks about them. I wonder why.

The dinosaurs couldn’t do anything about what happened to them. Are we really so stupid that we are going to kill ourselves?

JD Vance catching rides on Marine 2 to scope out the couches. Yeah, he may say he's on government business. But for him it's ALWAYS about the couches.

They've been telling us they're gonna make America great again for over ten years now. Are we great yet? How will we know when we've become great again? Can we make being great again a SMART goal? Specific, Measurable, Achievable, Relevant and Time-bound?

I'll go with logic.. #politics #logic

Sen. Booker to Todd Blanche: "Your nomination should fail. The Attorney General's client is not the president, it's the American people. You've been protecting one person for most of your career…You should not be confirmed to this job."

"You just stole my line!" Heard at a Kleptomaniacs Anonymous meeting

This is America.

I think this is what most of us want… So how do we make it happen… Vote Only Blue!! 🔵

"You know what? I'm going to be honest with you. Joe Biden won the 2020 Election. And I don't care what Donald Trump says, what's he going to do? Withdraw my nomination? I don't work for him. I work for the American people." - Said by no Trump nominee ever.

They've been telling us they're gonna make America great again for over ten years now. Are we great yet? How will we know when we've become great again? Can we make being great again a SMART goal? Specific, Measurable, Achievable, Relevant and Time-bound?

Does James Comey sell sea shells on the sea shore? Answer me!!!

The guy falling asleep and shitting himself during press conferences says our country needs to shape up.

I had to look twice. #Cat #Caturday

The "Honorable" Jay Clayton. What a joke.

More of this please. This makes me happy.

Run, Mike, run!

OSSOFF: Who won the 2020 election? CLAYTON: Uhm, you know, I'm not going to do this with you O: This is a job interview. You have an obligation to be honest with the committee. Who won the 2020 election? C: I'm not gonna get into that with you O: You're not being honest or forthright C: ...

With federal agents literally hunting and killing black and brown people, what will be the tipping point when black and brown people start hunting people like Stephen Miller and his ilk? I'm serious.

I didn't really want to. But then I saw it. And now I do want to. Thanks.

It's the McCarthyism playbook from the 1950's. This is the "age when America was great" according to MAGA. Not gonna play now.

Ossoff just asked Jay Clayton, nominee to lead America's intelligence agencies, who won the 2020 election. You have to watch Jay's response. Ossoff continues to provide a master class in exposing those willing to go along with Trump's humiliation ritual.

Because I was his lawyer and that’s covered by attorney client privilege

First they shoot, then they aim Trump's private army is to blame Melt that ICE Don't think twice Acts of murder without any shame #limerickthread #momslimericks

"You down with OOC? Yeah, you know me!"

Ossoff Ocasio-Cortez 2028

It's the I Have a Dog On Me law.

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Einstein was right...

“JUSTICE WILL NOT BE SERVED UNTIL THOSE WHO ARE UNAFFECTED ARE AS OUTRAGED AS THOSE WHO ARE!” -Benjamin Franklin

President Claudia Sheinbaum: “I want to tell you that today the Foreign Ministry will file complaints with the U.S. Department of Justice and state prosecutors’ offices in the United States over the deaths of 17 Mexican nationals, including the most recent one who was practically executed.”

BREAKING: NYC Mayor Mamdani signs new law that says you don't have to go to work if your pet is asleep on you or just being extra cute.

Norway: Thousands row together celebrating the return of the National Team USA: People in the streets protesting another ICE murder

Lakers fan nailed a half-court hook shot for $75k and LeBron tackled him out of pure excitement. Less than 1% of pros can make that shot.

What ICE NAZI's are doing is probably very famiiar to Russians living in America. Putin has been doing it for years. Killing people on the street is just a normal thing.

Love how the government's trying to scapegoat Taco Bell but meanwhile everyone's all, "Nah, we've had Taco Bell diarrhea. This one's different."