I know I’m biased, but it’s really, really good. Very Hunter S. Thompson energy.

“Power concedes nothing without a demand. It never did and it never will." - Frederick Douglass.  Your corrupt administration’s attempt to stonewall the public failed. Your time is up.

Well, I live in Buffalo now. At least for the next 6 months until I move in with my GF. Not gonna lie: feels real fucking good to be out of North Carolina. The bitter cold and cat sized rats are worth the MAJOR GOOD VIBE SHIFT inside this big beautiful blue state. HELLO NY!

I've now watched the censored 60 Minutes report on CECOT. If you watched it too—and if you have any decency at all—I'm sure you came to the same conclusion I did: winning elections won't be enough; people like Stephen Miller and Kristi Noem will need to be charged and imprisoned.

Greenland is an autonomous territory within the Kingdom of Denmark – a sovereign nation. Venezuela is a sovereign nation. Panama is a sovereign nation. Canada is a sovereign nation. Mexico is a sovereign nation. Ukraine is a sovereign nation.

Keystone KA$H vows to scour every “gentleman’s club” in Vegas in search of the real suspect from Brown University.

Rob Reiner: I'm going to make a coming of age drama, a fantasy adventure story, a romantic comedy, a psychological horror and then a courtroom drama. Us: Across your entire career? Reiner: In a 6 year period. Us: That sounds- Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.

Drug runners are camouflaging their boats so they don’t get blown up.

Can't wait to see who wins Kentucky Fried Chicken's "Vegan of the Year" award. Words appear to no longer have any meaning in the rot we call reality. Awarding a flailing fascist fuckwit a "FIFA World Peace Prize" is hilarious. Fucking soccer. A real "America First" sport, eh?

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Yes. I want a heated, passionate, vicious fucking primary season. I will not be ashamed of this as someone who has spent over 15 years loyally voting blue in every goddamn election. No Democrat should EVER feel politically "safe" unless that safety has been hard earned.

Not pro-life. www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...

I really truly hope those math teachers sue the people at Turning Point USA for defaming them this weekend and putting their lives in danger.

I feel like it’s bad luck if you don’t go like Henry Winkler’s birthday post lol. That guy is just magic.

Hal @halsparks.com has been saying this for some time. When someone in your community is hurting, we pay a little extra to help them and keep our community functioning.

SNAP benefits are about to lapse for 42 million people, because nothing says “save the children” like starving them.

Seven million protesters, and not a single one stormed the Capitol. That’s my city, those are my people.

He totally did

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"In unison." Amen. www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...

Happy Birthday @sweetfnlucifer.bsky.social! I love you see ya later 🎉🥰

“One step closer to the end of the world. The one-two combo of corporate greed and organised religion apparently proved to be too much for reason, sanity and compassion.” - Trent Reznor

Ayup

Has anyone checked the roof??

@halsparks.com I’m good with it.

Cracker Barrel is drive-thru cosplay country life. Support small mom-and-pops.

BREAKING: MAXWELL TRANSCRIPTS SHOW BLANCHE WHITEWASHING TRUMP/EPSTEIN! - Here is how he did it. open.substack.com/pub/halspark...

Gavin Newsom is like Patrick Bateman if you stripped out the murder and left just the perfect hair, charm, and Armani suit energy.

I need a break from politics in general, but seriously, how long before you figure out your “best friend” of 20+ years is a pedophile? Trump & MAGA can fuck off. America’s broken, unity’s dead, and I’m good with that. I’ve got my people I have no interest in mixing with the hateful.

But I was told by everyone on the right that the only person who could deploy the National Guard (or prevent the deployment of the National Guard) was Nancy Pelosi.

I need a break from politics in general, but seriously, how long before you figure out your “best friend” of 20+ years is a pedophile? Trump & MAGA can fuck off. America’s broken, unity’s dead, and I’m good with that. I’ve got my people I have no interest in mixing with the hateful.

Fuck building a bridge to reach dipshits in the name of healing the nation. Leave that shit to politicians. My goal is to preach the Gospel of Fuck You and amplify hatred of all things MAGA. To spend DECADES shaming and demonizing EVERYONE who EVER endorsed this shitshow.

I just know there’s a Noah out there, hammering away in silence— while we toast the apocalypse and call it “just a rough patch.”

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a relationship so fueled by obsession and jealousy as the one Trump has with Obama.

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I’m sorry for the long post but a lot of you have followed me for a long time, since 2016 when I was one of the first to repeatedly call out Trump for being a Russian asset. I don’t know how else to say this, as a person who has studied cults (wrote a bestseller about it) and totalitarian states.

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Donald Trump is at the Kennedy Center to see Les Misérables, Victor Hugo's classic about redemption and rebellion against injustice. Once again, irony has escaped Donald Taco-Rico.

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Cheese. Every time.

This one first @sweetfnlucifer.bsky.social

Somebody needs to mention to Cheryl Hines that she and her besuited nutsack are accumulating quite the body count

Can we just fast forward to the crucifixion phase...