Two photos. Same room. Same flags. Same astronauts. In one, the President stands with them, smiling, centered, human. In the other, the President sits scowling, rambling, diminished. Four astronauts. Two presidents. And the faces tell you everything.

You just can't make this crap up ... so stupid!

youtube.com/watch?v=hYyp... Jimmy rocks!

No Kings (With the Possible Exception of Charles) open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...

King Charles Alienates Republicans With Offensive Use of Complete Sentences open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...

Odd, He picked this one to attend, but not the previous ones.

staged assassination attempts and all other forms of distraction from the Epstein files will continue until morale improves

Another assassination attempt to distract from the Iran war, that was started to distract from the Epstein files.

Interesting to note the different reactions on the dais the moment gunshots were heard at the WHCA Dinner:

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Shots fired at WHCD. Probably another fake assassination attempt to gin up sympathy.

Somebody hire this woman... please...

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Kind of a perfect metaphor for the media and the role they've played over the last ten years

So let me get this right. Trump skips the correspondence dinner all 4 years of his first term and 1 year of his second. His approval ratings drop to new lows. And he decides to go this time, where somehow an active shooter got close enough to cause a scene... again But trump is fine... again...

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Anyone else feeling like this was another staged assassination attempt? Down in the polls! Let’s have another deflection! 🪶🙄🇺🇸 #StagedAttempt #WhiteHouseCorrespondenceDinner

Dan Scavino trying and failing to get a “USA! USA!” chant going at the WHCD after the shooting incident. Video-Matthew Belloni.

Does Melania’s Book Be Best? open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...

Hiding the TRUTH!! Iran caused more extensive damage to U.S. military bases than publicly known www.nbcnews.com/world/iran/i...

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. "IRAN SAYS IT DOES NOT KNOW WHO IS CURRENTLY IN CHARGE OF THE UNITED STATES." Even when he is awake and paying a little attention to reality, Trump is now incapable of making consistent and coherent decisions. He must go; it is too much of a danger for him to stay. .

Millionaire US big game hunter, 75, is trampled to death by five elephants while hunting antelope in central Africa. I wonder who he voted for.

Congratulations! You've unearthed a solid case for universal healthcare.

Everyone should have pretended to be asleep. Otherwise Trump will say it’s a conspiracy against him😂

I'm shocked, shocked.

Breaking: US belatedly admits US base in Kuwait was bombed by a VIETNAM ERA IRANIAN JET. Absolute WTF!!!??

Truly, can't fix stupid!! www.politico.com/news/2026/04...

It's like he's telling on himself. Cheaters do that sometimes.

"I just cancelled my 8-year-old birthday party that your mommy said you weren't going to. Consider yourself uninvited, loser! So there!"

“I personally have always been a fan of libraries,” said Senator Capito, a Republican whose panel writes the annual bill to fund the Institute... “So, that’s what he does, he proposes, and then we look at it and make our own decisions,” she said. www.newsfromthestates.com/article/trum...

Worst president ever by far #racist #Pedo #Felon Woman and Anyone Not White......he attacks

“The highest purpose of satire is to bury wickedness in ridicule.” Philip Roth @bagleycartoons.bsky.social

Huge difference. Release ALL of the Epstein files! Don't forget to subscribe: www.dworkinsubstack.com/subscribe

The most corrupt president in history:

No one should be going to the US for football, the Olympics or anything else they don't have to. www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

Pay attention to the look on the woman’s face as the question is being asked.🤣 That’s the look of a woman who can’t wait to write a book.🤣

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Yes, I was suspended for the "serious" violation of making a joke.

What else are they hiding?? Iran caused more extensive damage to U.S. military bases than publicly known www.nbcnews.com/world/iran/i...

The question I have is why the Chevy was street legal? If you can't see a Lamborghini, then you won't see a kid (or an adult come to think of it). Might want to take her license away.

Real... You can't make this Sh*t Up..🤡

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