I was just tasked with scrapping a couple hundred thousand dollars worth of fiber optic cable for the company I work for. As wasteful as the process was, it was also strangely cathartic tossing spool after spool of cable like frisbees into a dumpster.

eBay find: an original Japanese manual for my car in great condition. Even though I don’t read a lick of Japanese the illustrations are wonderful.

Didn’t know Deer got so freaky, damn.

I love how the ai put Trumps big ass, thick ass, out of shape head on a fit body here.

From parody of truth to parody of parody of truth Info Wars has reborn into something truly beautiful.

I’ve been having a really good time playing the latest Tokyo Xtreme Racer. After putting a few hundred hours into Grand Turismo 7 it’s nice to have a racing game with more personality and arcadey feel to it. My only complaint is the soundtrack, there’s about 5 tracks in the entire game.

Well done sir, they're calling it your best interview yet

I once hand fed a Pudu in a zoo down in Chile, and honestly, it’s a real highlight of my life. What an adorable little creature.

Pete Hegseth quoted a fake Bible verse from the Tarantino movie Pulp Fiction yesterday during a Pentagon prayer service

The “ANUS” Smart Toilet.

Drunk guy who watched me get out of my car, not realizing that it’s right hand drive: “I don’t know whose car that is but the wheels are fucking amazing!” It took me a bit to realize he didn’t think it was my car because I got out of the “passenger side”.

These “touch grass” skins from dbrand are like having shag carpeting on your controller.

Have we gone full circle now? He startedf a war with Iran to distract from the Epstein files, and now the war has been such a catastrophe that they're bringing the Epstein files back up to distract from it.

You know, in case the pastor decides to pull his AK out at the pulpit.

Obligatory cat activity.

Make politics boring again. This shit sucks.

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Perfect for slingshotting your kid off the stage.

The sign outside a defunct payday loan business. Guess they ca$hed out.

FKA Twigs sounds like a member of an esports team.

Maaaan I’m a sucker for cool bags and Nintendo fuckin got me here. What a sick duffel bag.

Happy Good Friday, everyone!

He encouraged other individuals and businesses to send the US embassy their invoices for increased costs, but added: “No amount of money could compensate for the human misery and loss of life Trump and the USA are responsible for.”

Incredible footage from a United Airlines flight of the Artemis II launch.

She’s gonna need a bigger boat. #cat #cats

If this happened like, one out of every 6 pitches every single game I'd be the biggest baseball fan in the world.

George, king of cuddling.

Chinza Dopeness sounding like Japanese Adam Yauch.

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Music.

Eva in the morning. #honda #jdm #rhd

A little Thursday evening soloing. Doing my best to shake the rust off after a year and a half of dormancy. #drums #drumming

A little Thursday evening soloing. Doing my best to shake the rust off after a year and a half of dormancy. #drums #drumming

This might be the greatest split-screen ever broadcast. They’ll play this in museums in future. (🎥 LCI 🇫🇷)

Happy 311 day; now get out the bleach and frost them tips.

Phantom of the Opurra

Really wish that a couple of foreign countries would force a “regime change” on the US.

Happy Int’l Rescue Cat Day to my baby boy Georgie. I adopted him from a shelter about 2.5 years ago and he’s been such a light in my life. One of the sweetest, silliest, most affectionate cats I’ve ever met.

The Fifth Element (1997)

My answer to shit-ass media streaming platforms has always been this: Save your streaming platform subscription money, use it to subscribe to a VPN/uTorrent premium and acquire all of that media permanently. Why pay to rent the media you love from shit bags when you can pay to own it independently?

Don’t spend the precious moments of your life watching an old rapist lie to you on TV tonight, do something healthier like chew on roofing nails

Nirvanna the Band, The Show, The Movie was really good! Go see it in a theater if you can. Matt and Jay deserve the support.

You gotta give ‘em that honk shooah and sleep on that thang.

Happy Virtual Boy day to those who celebrate it.

George is a quality source of mid-toilet entertainment. I can’t go to the bathroom without him flopping on the floor in front of me.

Overheard a couple of coworkers talking about my car today and couldn’t help but walk up and ask “ArE yOu TaLkInG aBoUt My CaRrRrR????”, fully engaging my social awkwardness.

The 2 stands for “too much” and the B stands for “booty.”