my favorite music of the year

2025 SWAG

charli xcx’s career is fascinating to me for a lot of reasons but (outside of the music itself) im most compelled by how reactionary she is towards her own discography

I just got diagnosed with vertigo, very Hitchcockian

Blake Treinen jailbreaking his PitchCom so it can play the worst podcasts you've ever heard.

drake just texted this game happy birthday

whichever guy in the dugout told eric lauer about the concept of a strikeout between innings deserves a raise

yamamoto probably has 3 outs in him

the sun was out when the game started. remember the sun?

ohtani getting intentionally walked for the 4th time in a row triggers an ancient clause in the rule book where it actually counts as a home run

were getting a new frank ocean album before this game ends

im hearing that the dodgers just signed Humpy to run in between innings. this team is too stacked

this game's been going so long that ohtani has started receiving his deferred salary

wow this is especially stressful for clayton kershaw. i dont know if you heard, but his friend jim kringle just passed away

Wouldn't it be amazing if they bring Kershaw in and he shoves, just absolutely redeems his entire postseason career? Walks off the mound to like the most massive standing ovation? And then they send him out for one more inning?

when my friend tees me up and i lead with "so whats your favorite color"

might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen

watching that 6th inning in a bar filled with some of the most obnoxious people in all of los angeles was a transcendent experience

we talked a lot about the case for women's volleyball becoming a major sport. only world series preview podcast to do that

when i go to the book club, i want to read those book club classics

sure, seattle fans are sad right now. but its important to remember that the mariners won the most important trophy in sports this year: the vedder cup

repeating the phrase "ninety one mile per hour curveball" over and over to myself until i believe its real. not working

Thanks to mlb radio, more people know what "oppo taco" means than who the president is

writing

cannot put to words how much i enjoy watching nick pivetta pitch. hes always stomping around and yelling at himself. fee-fi-fo-fum mound presence

go padres

2025 SWAG

sam altman is one of the dumbest guys in the known universe and people keep throwing billions of dollars at him to make a sub-mental chatbot he is the patron saint of "2025 SWAG." i hate him

baseball world

aj preller is so cool. go padres

Dozens of ICE vehicles posted up at Dodgers Stadium Gate E. Folks are suspecting that they may be bringing people here after conducting raids. Get these fucking fascist pigs out of our city.

wrote about Sabrina Carpenter's new album cover, the undeserved perception of being a "man hater," the racism of Female Gaze vs. Male Gaze based discourse, and inventing a celebrity in your mind that doesn't exist. Enjoy or don't! www.aplan.fyi/what-can-we-...

just bought tickets to see david byrne with my dad in november :D

happy 2nd birthday to my blog. everyone say "happy birthday blog"

the rockies have won 2 games in a row since i started writing this. they're dabbing on me

Can't say I blame him

universal mustve had so many meetings and slide decks trying to convince lorde not to pick "man of the year" as a single. im guessing ultimately it came down to her saying "i'll take my shirt off and roll around in the dirt for the video" and the label said fine thats workable i suppose

2025 swag

lorde picking "man of the year" as her second single is exactly the inscrutable and bad decision making i want out of a pop star. it is not a good song and an even worse single but its made me even more excited for the album

he keeps going beast mode

i support juan soto baseballworld.substack.com/p/stop-me-if...

Here's the offending speech

feel like i say this everytime but maybe their best release yet? i never get more "wait who is this?" questions than when im playing ossx around friends. ossx.bandcamp.com/album/world-...

you arent gonna believe this but we talked some more about the colorado rockies www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWJm...

“bill belichick’s family is concerned about the situation” I BET THEY ARE. no one wants to think about their elderly family member taking that one BDSM test while his girlfriend that grew up watching the suite life of zach and cody encourages him

the greatest defensive mind in football history - a stoic, unflappable genius of a man - is currently putting his name on the line bc the sexual advances of the 21st century have him in the walls of jericho. and that's kind of beautiful if you think about it