watching shoresy without subtitles and thinking about when i took the french AP exam in high school and the listening comprehension portion was in quebec french instead of metropolitan french

hello and happy friday

happy birthday (yesterday) iliwys the week after it was released i got mono and listened to the ballad of me and my brain for three uninterrupted days while i slept and begged my friends to bring me gatorade from our freshman dorm cafeteria. treasured memories. great album.

blogged a little about not working from home anymore and the ways my life is better for it. also about some songs i’ve liked lately. enjoy or don’t! www.aplan.fyi/on-feeling-b...

as always, thanks for listening thanks for understanding ! kisses 2 all

blogging about the way people talk about other people talking about music. and also geese. be normal or don’t! www.aplan.fyi/on-being-nor...

wrote about my favorite movie of the year, sorry, baby. wrote about the core devastation of stories of sexual violence that feel real. wrote about being happy to be living anyway and enjoying the light in the office anyway. enjoy or don’t! www.aplan.fyi/sorry-baby/

wrote about my favorite movie of the year, sorry, baby. wrote about the core devastation of stories of sexual violence that feel real. wrote about being happy to be living anyway and enjoying the light in the office anyway. enjoy or don’t! www.aplan.fyi/sorry-baby/

miranda absolutely nailed what bugs me about revisionist album cover-ism, as well as what is so special about good album art!! rated: ENJOY

wrote about art objects and album covers icymi because i posted it at 10 pm central time on a monday

wrote about why i'm so bothered by pop stars refusing to commit to a singular album cover, books i bought in pittsburgh and the value of aesthetic objects. enjoy or don't! www.aplan.fyi/on-permanenc...

icymi i debated half empty or half full. thanks for the nice words kisses to everybody xoxo

wrote about my first favorite band’s most complicated record which, of course, is really a proxy discussion on me turning 28

if you want to write a mean review for my magazine, portable model, i can probably pay you as much as paste will

anyway i’m no critic but i know how much my friends get paid for their reviews and boy does it leave a bad taste in your mouth when you find out

probably the most important part of that new yorker article is fantano saying the mass attention for a negative review is, ultimately, profit that goes directly to him and then the writer spends no time talking about how that’s not true of most people who draw the ire of angry fans lol

serendipitous sports news for Me and maybe only Me

it’s my birthday !!! if you were considering purchasing the beautiful music magazine i make there is No Time Like The Present www.twoflatpress.com/shop/p/porta...

what’s ur favorite place to eat in milwaukee lmk

Reminder !!!

must have been sooo beautiful to be like 16 in the summer of 2001 listening to the tyranny of distance by ted leo and the pharmacists for the first time and hearing biomusicology ….

btw portable model issue 3 btw

btw portable model issue 3 btw

wrote about the five year anniversary of my beautiful blog. recommended some songs, thought about being 22, thought about my 5 favorite blog posts. more like five years of no plan am i right??? www.aplan.fyi/five-years-o...

wrote a little thing for flaunt magazine about stealing stuff from roommates and boyfriends and items as proof my life happened. on their site now link below <3

unreal game i hate watching the florida panthers play hockey

thanks for the nice words 💘 i love to blog abt fandom

wrote about Sabrina Carpenter's new album cover, the undeserved perception of being a "man hater," the racism of Female Gaze vs. Male Gaze based discourse, and inventing a celebrity in your mind that doesn't exist. Enjoy or don't! www.aplan.fyi/what-can-we-...

Sabrina Carpenter may or may not be feminist, but her music isn't, and that's fine. Not all music needs to be. I do like overtly feminist music. But I like Carpenter for her playful horniness & her garden variety heterosexual relationship bitching. Really liked this by @mirandareinert.bsky.social.

No genre of literature I like more than @mirandareinert.bsky.social writing about The Way Things Are And/Or Should Be www.aplan.fyi/bring-cash-b...

wrote about loving bars and how much of “gen z discourse” is just about financial anxiety, fear mongering and never wanting to be wrong. enjoy or don’t! www.aplan.fyi/bring-cash-b...

ill be doing my dishes until morale improves

some of the more niche blogging i could possibly do

wrote about filling my brain with the voices of dan powers and steve dangle and pete blackburn and all the other men who host hockey media channels as a defense against being ruined by a guy threatening to murder me everyday for months. enjoy or don't! www.aplan.fyi/the-man-thea...

edmonton and vegas are gonna play the first 20-19 nhl playoff game they might as well not have goalies

canes win :)

andrei fucking svechnikov?

taylor fucking hall

some recent perfect eleanor pics btw

two games in a row canes players get sent to the box for getting punched in the face lol

the way one of the play by play guys has been pronouncing martinook is driving me crazy

let’s go canes lmfao

Should have been this banger instead bsky.app/profile/mira...

i am feeling more and more sad about the stolarz likely concussion. there’s all this discussion about whether it was caused by the elbow to the head or by a shot earlier that knocked his mask off and my question about both is why was he not pulled immediately to be checked.

There NHL under Bettman has made clear that their #1 priority in the realm of “player safety” is to avoid any and all conversations about head injuries. They’ve even stopped calling “illegal hit to the head” penalties, in favor of calling them “interference” now.

anyway i remain a mikko rantanen fan that was such a sick goal

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