Fuck veterans. Your subservient remedial ass couldn’t come up with a better hustle so you gave your butthole to Uncle Sam. Military hasn’t done any good for normal Americans in 70+ years. They’re just ANOTHER hyper violent police force for the super rich to protect their money and interests abroad.

Capitalist death cults work!

We backed out on the Tomahawks, so can we give Ukraine nukes instead? Russia doesn’t need to exist anymore.

Seriously, let’s do like they did in Nepal. It’s way past due, and it looks fun as hell.

Trump would be a lot less ugly and annoying if we removed his skin

So Trump’s dumb pedophile tariffs killed Xbox, the only American company making a game console, pushing us further from the most lucrative entertainment space than ever, and making America soooo “great” in the process. This has to be angering at least a few incel Trumplickers.

#⬛️. Fuck your religion. No matter what it is, you’re making the world worse by believing in some magic bullshit.

The fact that Kaytranada and Kendrick haven’t made an album called “K.tranada” together like Kaytramine yet keeps me up at night with likely unfulfilled anticipation. youtu.be/jb2QPbQoZLI?...

Clipart sombreros and maracas being used as hate speech seems so obvious now but I did not have it on my fascist iconography bingo card. Regardless, sombreros and maracas are objectively a better image than democrats can craft for their feckless selves, so they should embrace it. It’s fun.

It’s an unpopular opinion to say that anyone who joins the military is an under-privileged moron or a psychopath, but after they make their fealty pledge to McHitler and invade our cities for the express purpose of preventing any elections, I think a lot more people will be on my page.

Couldn’t we at least have gotten the stylish kind of fascism instead of this trash?

Don’t forget that it’s your patriotic duty to makes sure Tron Ares tanks at the box office for Disney. Between Jared Leto and the Tron property itself kinda sucking ass on its own, it should happen automatically, but don’t you late boomers let your NIN love supersede your civic duty.

Jarvis: I hate to say this to my friends here at CNN, mass media is dying, so they're taking the last of these vestiges of institutions that matter and they're trying to turn them into propaganda organs under threat from the head of the FCC

Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job.

I’m sure if we all keep pointing out how fascist, authoritarian, bad, and dumb all this is, it will fix itself without any of us literate, educated folks having to get our hands dirty, right?

The Catholic Church is just the Underground Railroad for pedophiles. Maybe we can get them to hide Trump deep in the Vatican archives as penance for being genocidal child murdering colonizers for like 99.99999999999% of their existence.

Praying for Charlie Kirk to suffer a little more before he dies.

George Floyd was a father too and Charlie Kirk called him a “scumbag.”

if charlie kirk didn't get shot the right wing would be equally and as consequentially as mad about a tv commercial or restaurant logo or something else, they're gonna do what they're gonna do regardless

Funniest death memes yet

Media please shut the fuck up about deterioration of civil political debate. We have a massive lying and gaslighting problem that begins at the White House and ends with Kirk. That's what's making people desperate.

Reminder: At the start of his legal career, RFK Jr. failed the bar, was forced out as a D.A., and got arrested for heroin. Without the Kennedy name, that story ends there.

My hopes for what I see before I die have really shifted gears over my four decades. Used to be like cold fusion or a cure for cancer, but now I’ll be happy if I just get to see the Atlantic currents stop moving or Florida sink before I kick the bucket.

Dems. Wanna get your polling out of the gutter? Stop talking about redrawing house maps in blue states and do it. Go big. Don't match them seat for seat. Blow them out of the water. Then endorse Mamdani. You're welcome. Love, Allison

High School Me: Damn 79% of my classmates are terrible Present Day Me: How can it be that 79% of people are terrible, I am shocked to the core

Can’t wait until five years from now when the GOP is gaslighting us all about the “good old days” under Trump… if we aren’t still forcibly “under” that disgusting slob like a 13-year-old on Epstein’s private jet.

Throw the Cheeto Pedo in The Gulf of Release the Files

am i having a stroke

We called him Electric Bill. Just being around him was exhilarating.

Pretty sure we need to get to the point where old people and kids are dying from starvation and preventable disease en masse for America to remember what “community” is and why it makes life better.

We should be calling him “Trumpstein” imho

Trump bankrupted a casino, now he’s bankrupting Las Vegas because tourism to the USA is dead. America deserves the hell we’re about to go through, but I hate that we let billionaires do this to us.

Stick a fork in American democracy. Holy fuck.

Epstein and Ghislaine worked for Mossad. America has funded a genocide so that billionaires and politicians could fuck kids. If the files come out, we find out genuine support for Israel hasn’t existed for 40 years.

The Republican propensity for child-molester wrestling coaches is very weird and creepy, but boy howdy do they ever love em

I bet the reason Trump isn’t just bragging about raping underage girls with Epstein is because his preferred “enigmas” were little boys. At least that’s the vibe an orange weirdo with the most fucked up head of hair ever gives me. He wouldn’t be so worried if it was just underage girls.

Elon Musk wants to name everything “X”, yet when big money chud makes a political party he, as always, fumbles the shit out of it. “The X-party” actually makes sense. “X-republicans”, “X” out waste. It even works well graphically with fascist imagery, armbands, etc. Fucking clown-ass dipshit.

If this wasn’t the batshit stupidest end of times, I bet the president describing bad bankers as “Shylocks” would be considered racist and bad, but here we are.

Do all these folks being like “this will come back during the midterms” actually think we’re going to have midterms in the Fascist States of Trump? We might act out an election for our dictator, as is tradition in dictatorships, but it will mostly just be a way to catalog dissenters.

When I was younger, all the bad people were quite old and I thought, well, that will sort itself out

It would be darkly hilarious if Iran nuked Israel right now.

The cum edits…

Yeah, they don’t know what habeas corpus is, but neither does anyone who loves them. Nobody’s going to do anything about any of this. You’re a fool if you think otherwise. The dismantling of our educational system is the hurdle, and it’s far too tall by now.

A thing I think is kind of messed up is that we’ve stopped considering ‘being evil’ to be a moral failing in a person

It’s so awesome when movies have lots of dead cops in them. I will watch the stupidest action movie ever and enjoy it as long as the good guy kills lots of police.

I’m sure that all these feckless democrat cunts reading lists of all the bad things that they aren’t doing a fucking thing about is just what we need to stop this hopeless slide into fascism.

This is my political ideology

I'm pretty certain I could beat* Elon Musk at chess. *flip the board and punch him in the dick.

Until recently, I didn’t lend much credence to the democrats being controlled opposition, but as of the last few weeks, I’m damn near certain that they are. Fuck this stupid reality. We deserve a dictatorship.

I know there are loads of innocent victims of this rampant stupidity, but regardless, it’s pretty cool to see the leopards eat some anti-vaxxer faces. I’m exhausted with all this denial of science and good information by the remedial crowd. Time for some consequences for fucks sake.