I miss this comedy duo, absolute gold.

Ah, Yanks and suing people. www.racingpost.com/news/interna...

Sad news breaking.... Hoodoo Gurus - Gene Hackman youtu.be/7pOUnjJlFcQ...

Afternoon all, hopefully most of you have dried off since yesterday, it was wet as fook, here in my neck of the woods. Today I have 2 closed and 2 current for your perusal. Answers as normal at 6.30pm, all your engagements are greatly appreciated Thank you, Enjoy

DJs/Stadium announcers at cricket matches annoy the shit out of me. #ChampionsTrophy

Surely the best reason is 'because I'm not a frigging moron'? www.rd.com/article/shou...

Still one of the best things that has ever been on TV. The Messiah really did't see it coming.

While this idea probably came with the right intentions, I'm damn sure this would lead punters to chase their losses more than ever before. next.io/news/regulat...

well it has certainly been an amusing prank to let the worst people alive take over the american government for a few weeks, but I think it's probably gone on long enough

Oh sod off. As if you guys really give a toss. She's just another easy target for your sad, bigoted readership.

The greatest shoey of them all, from Aussie sprintcar champion James McFadden www.facebook.com/foxmotorspor...

For a former Federal MP, John Alexander really is clueless about the outside world. ‘Ban betting’ - might as well try unbolting the Harbour Bridge solo. (Last 5mins) www.abc.net.au/listen/progr...

Ah, lazy sports media roll out an old story because it's tennis time in Melbourne. No mention that reports of fixing are considerably down because of measures put in place by the ITIA and other integrity operations, with zero reduction in betting data coverage. www.theage.com.au/sport/tennis...

Idolizing a billionaire is like believing the stripper actually likes you.

Holding Labour accountable is reasonable but that’s NOT what is happening. What we’re seeing is the most rich powerful people in the world throwing all they’re got at a democratically elected UK government, because it’s far less likely to work solely in THEIR interests than the previous one.

Once again providing a very valuable service because the AO are stubborn as fk.

Amazing how much more positive my feeds become when muting a lot of political words. 😀

UK completely unprepared for snow for 10,438th winter running https://buff.ly/2Sgz5TK

Destined to end well...

There's plenty of common sense here - so expect it to be completely ignored by the BHA. In Aus, we had a major meeting moved with 24hrs notice and another brought forward several hrs due to extreme heat. Be flexible! www.racingpost.com/news/britain...

I don’t know in which universe this justifies a news alert, but it certainly ain’t this one! #WGAF

Where’d they drag him from??Advance Australia Fair #utterlybutchered #AusvInd

The Telegraph gets straight to the heart of the most pressing issue of the day for most people.

Home Alone was released 34years ago. Chris Columbus’ seasonal classic broke box office records and instantly became one of the most beloved Christmas films ever made. The making of story will make you thirsty for more. 1/64

@mullington.bsky.social took your time! 😀

Truly one of the best things ever about the old place has migrated. #duvetknowitschristmas

An old school friend of mine has an annual tradition of finding the worst rendition of a Christmas carol on YouTube. And keeping up the tradition, this year’s nomination is truly awful. youtu.be/XWeqqKByu-A

My pat of the world…

The wonders of our planet.

Rather extreme. Good. Former Everton & Sheffield Utd player... #Matchfixing www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Twitter acct deactivation day. Think I can finally burn that bridge...

Bring it on!

IYKYK

How the world might have changed if…

Would love to see a UK version of this but the Racing Post is probably too close to the participants to risk offending people.. www.punters.com.au/news/10-hors...

Just because the cheese isn't piled six storeys does not rule Die Hard out from being a Xmas movie!

This is such a joyous slice of @zaltzcricket.bsky.social bullshit on The Bugle this week…

The UKGC: Threaten operators with massive fines for non-complaince, then deny all responsibility for the clusterf**k left behind. The black market is thriving, the racing industry is dying. www.racingpost.com/news/gamblin...

Hate to think how dire this stat would be in the UK... #horseracing thestraight.com.au/australian-o...

From thestraight.com.au Prix de I’Arc de Triomphe contender Zarakem, a stablemate of Golden Eagle runner-up Lazzat, will continue his racing career in Australia under the care of trainer Ciaron Maher with the Cox Plate a possible target. Should go damn well in Aus. #horseracing

It’s quite an achievement to be called a liar by someone who got sacked twice for lying, repeatedly lied to Parliament, lied to The Queen and cheated on two wives.

Room full of satire writers will struggle to find a funnier line that the BBC Newsreader just now saying “The Chinese approached Prince Andrew in the hope of finding intelligence’”

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Afternoon all, hope you are all well, only 10 more sleeps until boxing day and 17 more sleeps to January 2nd, hooray!!! Yes I know Bah Humbug! Today I have 2 closed 2 current for you. Answers as usual at 6.30pm All Reposts Likes and Guesses are much appreciated thank you and Enjoy

After the Southern Stars scandal a decade ago, you'd think they'd work out that Australia was in the spotlight for football match-fixing www.theage.com.au/sport/soccer...

Vale Clive Robertson, veteran broadcaster. I remember a brilliant early sketch on Fast Forward where 'he' was host of PlaySchool and was looking all the kids' paintings, calling them all 'Rubbish' and 'give up'. Comedy gold. www.theage.com.au/culture/cele...

Tad breezy across Britain this weekend