I’m probably not the only one who’s feeling this way, but Kalshi is so fucking dystopian man. You’re telling me people are betting on whether or not Taylor Swift will cry on a livestream? They have life savings and mortgages set on stupid bets like these.

Are we fr freaking out about a faulty escalator and shitty teleprompting? Is this not North Korean levels of “How dare our supreme god emperor face mild inconveniences!!” Like, this is parody, right? This is parody news, right?

FACTS

Controversial opinion: I think a Y3 Kiwami is kinda needless, to me at least. The story is good already and unlike what some people say, the gameplay was never really bad for me. Was it perfect, no, but it forced me to actually think about fights in a strategic way

I am one more year closer to death

Prediction: Trumps gonna appoint Maxwell to some kind of lowly government position in 2 and a half years

I would say Vshojo doing this is unprecedented, but honestly with how many other vtuber companies have fallen over the past 4 years, I’m, surprised the industry is just now crumbling lmao

New tyler album has some of the best production I’ve seen in a while in a hip hop record. I feel like he’s really leaning more into a producer than rapper tho

Embezzling money for any charity is horrendous, but doing it to a charity that directly benefits the talent you have on payroll is comical evil. I hope the company burns and anyone who embezzled the money find solace in the fact that they will burn in hell.

It took y’all close to 5 years to figure out what to do, and it was the most obvious direction to take the film…. How do you fuck up a blade movie when 3 of them exist for you to copy their homework off of

I, on one hand, understand why he would like her character, especially since I also like her character on both a surface level and in general relation to her role in the early story, but… God she’s such a poorly written character when surrounded by the narrative of 5, it makes me wonder why 1/2

I find this comsically funny. Like isn’t the whole criticism of social media is that it incites negativity? Yet when a platform manages to curb this, it’s called an echo chamber and an insane asylum. Admit it, you don’t wanna fix the problem, you wanna bitch and profit off of it.

Like clockwork

Breaking news! The people who voted for the leopards eating their face party feel betrayed when the leopards indeed ate their face.

Cease, stop, halt, anything please don’t

I find it funny that people like Sneako and Nick support Zoharn because he’s against Israel, for all of the wrong reasons. And people like Matt Walsh hate it! Casual racism vs. Competitive racism

Extremely rare YouTube W

@shawafuru.bsky.social We need an intervention

It’s kinda ironic. The party of states rights, fully against the idea of a larger than life federal government, can’t enact their full agenda cause state laws and small interest groups prevent them from doing anything outwardly illegal. Funny how that works

The second you turn 30 you become an internet streamer that is referred to as daddy non-sexually

Death stranding 2 isn’t a real game, you can’t convince me

My country is falling to the ground, we gotta vote for the right man for the job #SubwaySlammerforPresident

How do you gut federal spending so much yet still add half a trillion to the deficit? Make the numbers make sense

“Subway Slammer…I’ve been where you are. I’ve felt what you feel. I promise you, this is not the way.”

I can’t believe the Northernlion Strawman actually exists youtube.com/shorts/0aXM-...

I know another set of people who called Trump Daddy, and the FBI won’t release it

Concord didn’t live long enough to even be considered a video game It’s akin to a fetus that barely took its first heartbeat before it was snuffed out

Is it just me or is Indian food the new “Wow this is so exotic and unique!!!” And it’s literally just butter chicken and naan. Like I swear it’s gonna be every redditors obsession like how Japanese and Thai food was back in the late 2010’s

I also lost contact with a sub that could fit 5 people, get over it.

When my ai girlfriend chat bot rolls a nat 1 and says she thinks tables are scrumptious devices

Meanwhile activision will fire a whole department of development after the latest cod sold 2 billion copies

I love how dedicated they were to the Raidou Kuzunoha not being his real name bit

Pro tip for anyone starting Raidou Remastered today (straight from the PS2 original's manual):

lol

Got a bit silly #art #tuxpaint #persona

He looks constipated

It sucks to be someone critical of Modern Star Wars and the MCU cause I’m almost immediately lumped into the equally dumb “M-SHE-U” anti woke nonsense. What happened to talking about how the structure of a film’s narrative makes no sense? What happened to analyzing a film each frame at a time?

This is cool, but honestly I don’t want them changing too much that isn’t absolutely necessary/major issues. It sets a precedent of having single player games getting the same rough development stigma that service games and multiplayer games have

Can’t wait to see Fox News somehow start spreading the idea that Jeffery Epstein might have been innocent (Which in turn makes Trumps involvement in the Epstein Files less damming) God I love American Politics and Journalism

9/11 for that one really unbearable coworker

The new “Warner” company will continue the traditional film and television business, while the “Brothers Discovery” company will focus on the booming market for incest pornography

That one Northernlion clip really exemplifies this exact situation and I live it

When Morgan Freeman dies, do you think he’ll usurp God and take over the Kingdom of Heaven?

I deadass thought Netflix was releasing a Wednesday x Squidgames series

So is the Race/Civil/Political uprising war happening yet?

I heard the News about Yakuza 0; Directors Cut How could my goat be so washed?

I find it so funny that there is already a schism within the Republican Party, and it hasn’t even been a year into trumps 2nd term. Might this be a hint of copium we need?