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he looks like he's about to use a slur that hasn't been used in at least a century

alright, with this horrifying news out of the way, i'm going back to playing Sonic and the Secret Rings for the first time

I love how the direct opens with Fox's beautiful stylized 2d animated flashback from the movie in its entirety and then they're like"hey guys. Wasn't that cool? Now here's our game that looks and sounds nothing like that"

The prophecy...

Creek week doodles

"The Switch is so old," you all said. "I need better graphics," you demanded. "Wah wah," you cried. And now, you sit here before Slippy Toad, the slippiest he's ever been, slippier than a fucking banana peel under a kart wheel, all thanks to the raw power of the Nintendo Switch 2—and you reject him?

He got them knees that will get him banned off Subscribestar

nintendo ui design in general seems to have ossified sometime around a decade ago. you used to see different visual styles in almost every game they produced. different fonts, layouts, designs. there's a few reasons for that, of course, but this is one of my Things™

Born too late to fight in the Lylat Wars Born too early to fight in the Lylat Wars Born just in time to fight in the Lylat Wars

being reminded that star fox assault was my first star fox game as a kid and even b4 I knew the concept of what being gay was I knew he loved men

howdy howdy howdy 🤠 @henemimi.bsky.social #henemipng

I don't really trust the whole "this is obviously a setup for a sequel" thing everyone's saying because they're making the age old mistake of trying to apply predictable patterns to Nintendo

I’ll defend starfox assault to the death they made starfox into earth defense force with set pieces ONE time and then went “nah we’re good” I refuse to be embarrassed for thinking the fight with mind controlled general pepper or standing on the wing of the wolfen isn’t the tightest shit

TSUCHINOKO SMASH 💥💪🐍🐍🐍

#starfox #nintendodirect

Honestly, the scariest part of this announcement is that I now fully believe the Ocarina of Time Remake leaks. It's gonna be a "hire this man" situation, just like this one. Mark my words.

I actually don't hate how the new designs look in theory, but the game seems to keep picking the most unflattering viewing angles possible for them. New Slippy when viewed directly from the front is a sleep paralysis demon.

was just thinking it's been a while since we've seen anything from Beyond Good & Evil 2

everybody's going to cover their own various grievances with the new/old star fox so i'm taking mine: peppy doesn't look nearly enough of a GILF now. that man should look like he has a bag of werther's originals at the ready between cocksucking

my main takeaway from the Star Fox Direct: acknowledging Adventure and not Assault is the most evil thing I've ever seen

ONE GAME I DON’T KNOW WHY

it's called Star Fox 64 because thats how many times they're gonna make the game

They didn't show footage of Starfox Assault or Starfox Command, this company is a buncha cowards.

Actually paused the video and shouted "SHUT. UP. FUCK. YOU." when they said "Starfox is based on the Nintendo 64 title".

THE MOST REMADE GAME IN HISTORY VS THE MOST REMADE GAME OF TODAY

I appreciate Nintendo's exercise of trying to see if you can sustain a franchise by just making one game over and over again. Someone had to try.

store.steampowered.com/app/2719060/... star fox sucks buy this for two dollars and 49 cents its really good

Who's gonna rock the place Place Place Who's gonna rock the place Place Place

fr 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

triple baka GW ✨

I’ll forevermore be chasing the dragon of showing King’s Tekken 6 ending with no context to someone completely unfamiliar with the series.

Parin from Gurumin! The low-poly hair was always striking to me🧡 #fanart

gray phantom vs white lightning

Pillar of the Economy

oughgh tsuchinoko want big long tail....

bloomers

Warning! You might see posts in the wild claiming "Hogwarts Legacy is free right now!" but this is malware, if you try and run it, it'll install Hogwarts Legacy on your PC.

got a new pull quote for Derelict Star courtesy of Jonathan Blow. thank you so much for playing my game!

Bae Wulf for Golden Week 👀👁‍🗨

Golshi STRONG 👀👁‍🗨

ナイスネイチャ描いてみました！ #ウマ娘 #umamusume #ナイスネイチャ