I hate gay Halloween because what do you mean you're Nomi Malone Leaving Vegas at the End of Showgirls?

okay, we got Kimmel back on the air. Cool. Now where the fuck did 1800 people go?

Calling peoples' employers in a rage because their tributes to Robert Redford weren't horny enough

No place for political violence in this country? My brother in Christ, this country was built on, and continues to run on political violence.

Charlie Kirk was shot while speaking at an event in Orem, Utah. Something has to be done about the violence in these large blue cities in blue states like Orem, Utah.

Charlie Kirk is, in many ways, partly responsibly for creating a world where this kind of violence is commonplace. He fed extremism and has engaged in stochastic terrorism so he could be wealthy and powerful. It's hard to have sympathy for him right now.

I do not advocate for, nor am I pleased to see harm to come to *anyone* but *perhaps* this is what happens when you ghoulishly treat someone's penis-substitute toy as more important than innocent lives.

Is it too soon to talk about gun control now?

if your Republican Senator or House rep tries to win re-election on "fiscal responsibility" you know what to do

The tragedy of Brian Wilson is we will never know what his mind - ravaged by mental illness, abuse, and self-medication - was truly capable of, and far too many fail to see his once-in-a-lifetime talent beyond the beach surf pop. so, here - listen and learn. open.spotify.com/playlist/0Gg...

I've decided Benson Boone, whether he knows it or not, is trying so hard to be the straight @zeemachine.bsky.social . . . . . . he's not succeeding.

stupor of thought, indeed #midcenturymodern

I too would probably want out of this existence after meeting JD Vance. (in all seriousness, as a never-Catholic agnostic, I always liked Pope Francis. RIP)

It is unconstitutional for the executive branch to ignore the rulings of the judiciary. It is unconstitutional for the executive branch to ignore the rulings of the judiciary. It is unconstitutional for the executive branch to ignore the rulings of the judiciary. It is unconstitutional for the . . .

uh . . . the fuck I am

Demi Moore losing to Mikey Madison should be a post-credits scene to The Substance.

Justice for Demi! FURIOUS

WHAT THE FUCK HULU!

Sean Baker advocating for the movie-going experience has my heart

I wanted Adrian to kiss Cillian like he did Halle the first time he won.

where was Michelle Trachtenberg in the In Memoriam?

I refuse to be angry at Zoe Saldaña winning Best Supporting Actress. Game recognizes game: gurl put her whole ass in that project and gave it 1000%.

Travis Kelce thinking it'd be "pretty cool" that President R@pist-Felon came to the Super Bowl is the only reason I care this team is getting their ass handed to them.

My boss today asked if I "wanted" a particular work task, and if I didn't care about being fired, I would have told him: "Buddy, there is only one thing I truly want . . .

The 12 films I saw during the #sundancefilmfestival ranked: 12. Zodiac Killer Project 11. By Design 10. Heightened Scrutiny 9. Life After 8. Sauna 7. Mr. Nobody Against Putin 6. Predators 5. Rains Over Babel 4. Plainclothes 3. Sorry, Baby 2. Kiss of the Spider Woman 1. Twinless I recommend 1 to 9.

Gay theatre kids, rejoice! JLo made a movie for us: Kiss of the Spiderwoman #Sundance #sundancefilmfestival

folks wanted to gawk at leaked gifs of gay sex from "twinless" so bad that they jeopardized online viewing of the sundance festival for everyone. thanks, love that

if you're one of the horny idiots who pirated Twinless, thus forcing me to get a voucher for a different movie after I paid for it, please know I hate you. #Sundance #twinless

Sundance №2: My ★★★★ review of Predators on Letterboxd boxd.it/8G8l39

Sundance №1: My ★★★★ review of Plainclothes on Letterboxd boxd.it/8G3SC7

Let's be oh so clear here

thank you for this @innuendostudios.bsky.social youtu.be/0YFdwfNh5vs?...

Straight white dudes: “I just don’t feel valued, appreciated, seen, and respected. I don’t see a lot of opportunities. And I don’t get to say what I really want to say.” Women, people of color, LGBTQs: “Welcome to the party, bitches.”

Any Utah legislator who votes to cut funding for higher education or public education is doing a disservice to our residents. Pass it on.

Just when I thought the Academy was getting their shit together . . . Emilia Pérez is the single worst and most inexplicable BP nominee I have seen in my lifetime, and that includes Crash and Green Book. I ride at dawn for Challengers.

Apologies for getting a bit political on main tonight. I think this cartoon sums it up.

Me every morning for the next four years . . . www.comedywildlifephoto.com/gallery/come...

And in the midst of all this I'm still expected to go to my silly little job and act like what I do is even remotely consequential in the face of *gestures wildly at everything*

What if I just started screaming? What then?

I saw this on TT and it's my mantra for the next four years: "I will live through the fall of this empire. I will live through the fall of this empire." I will live. In every sense of that phrase.

I don't see much point in arguing which elderly racist white man is technically responsible for this particular fuckup

Let's be so real right now: this is propaganda

Hi, I’m God. TikTok will never be the same. Here’s what we must do next.

want to be excruciatingly clear about this: TikTok didn't have to go dark last night and it didn't have to turn back on this morning. both of those were voluntary moves that the law does not directly touch.

This is the GOP’s long con on full display.

from my now restored TikTok JFC

Is TikTok back up for anyone else?

what the last day of tiktok felt like #tiktokrefugee #tiktokban