My nomination for funniest tweet:

Third Way, January 2025: No more litmus tests! Democrats must "reject the pledges!" Third Way, March 2026: Here's a litmus test!

No foolin! There's less than a week left to get this comic book!

The header image in this article compelled me to make this

The header image in this article compelled me to make this

cory booker wants these republican fucks to like him so badly. he keeps doing this shit bsky.app/profile/rvbd...

Gonna mess the baby up by telling them that this @galegalligan.bsky.social fan work is the original Garfield

Hey hey, fund this kickstarter please.

A number of Jewish organizations are shrilly insisting that any criticism of Israeli genocide and warmongering is an illegitimate attack on Jews. At the same time, an increasing number of non-Jewish people are insisting that any attack on Jews is a legitimate attack on Israel. This sucks, man

Let's build a Michigan for small businesses, not big corporations. Here's how we do it:

"I fear there is too much clam in the beverage" is a phrase that has been rattling around in my head for 8 years thanks to @chrisremo.bsky.social youtu.be/osw7fQSRAB8?...

this word takes up so much space in my head that i'd rather be using for other things

Search your camera roll for hell

Local comics guy has a new kickstarter:

I'm currently in group chats on five different godforsaken platforms + infinite email threads, and I have a brain that evolved to forage for berries in the woods and scream at the moon

there is no greater proof of democracy's failure than the continued existence of daylight savings time, a thing no one likes

We gotta abolish dst

In every Republican presidency of my lifetime there's been a recession and a new war in the Middle East.

help get the word out and collect signatures. We’re gonna get medicare for all, get money out of politics, and take down ice.

Gotta explain this over and over again to Slotkin and Peters. Hopefully the former follows the latter into retirement soon.

this cures what ails me every time

Why is anyone using polymarket? How many times do people have to lose money to insider trading before they learn not to bet on this shit? They're just giving money to the fascist white house staffers.

Ann Arbor 🤝 Medicare for All

Holy shit she did the meme

Republicans never post videos of Bill Clinton like "we need to have a cool president who could play the sax again" Why are democrats like this?

Come see the next senator

Love that we live in a country where drug use will get some people thrown in jail for 20 years and other people get a funny anecdote they can use to ruin our healthcare system.

It's more expensive to produce electricity with coal and oil than solar. The only people pushing coal now are death cultists who want to destroy the planet.

Something darkly ironic about ICE expanding their operations in the Detroit building renamed for Rosa Parks 1.5 years ago. Coming soon: the George Takei concentration camp

Retvrn

This and the redacted person on the beach are modern art

Less spine than a sea slug

Come help a race that's going to help get us Medicare for All and bring a real progressive voice to the senate

You can test new tech ideas using the Seinfeld Test Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs) Good tech. Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales) Bad tech.

Gotta say it's a pretty weird to have my timeline be people discussing the Epstein files and posting teenage crushes at the same time. It's like Pedo news Pedo news Teenage crush Pedo news Pedo news Pedo news Teenage crush Pedo news

I went to Minneapolis to see what it means when ICE occupies a city. And I left with one unmistakable realization: ICE is not broken. It is working exactly as President Donald Trump wants it to. It cannot be reformed or retrained. It must be abolished.

You can donate to her here. She's really good. secure.actblue.com/donate/chris...

I've been supporting Christina Hines (@cbhines586.bsky.social) in MI-10 because she's a terrific person with the right values, great public service experience, and real roots in Macomb County. New polling shows also the most likely to flip this seat: drive.google.com/file/d/1egiY...

Not liking how this "antisemitism is ok if it's done by powerful people" strategy is working out

Michigan folks: Ypsilanti Community Schools confirm several parents taken into custody by ICE. Not in my fuckin town.

Over the past few weeks the Michigan senate primary has really come into focus. I used to think either Abdul El-Sayed or Mallory McMorrow would be fine but it's clear McMorrow is beholden to the corporate interests that sabotage progressive change.

Me when I hear these chuds complaining about whistles:

Wake up. Make breakfast. Do email. Watch a murder. Go to a party for a 5 year old. Laugh with my daughter. See a different angle of that murder. Hear govt officials slander the victim. Play Barbies with my kid. Feed her dinner. Tear up at that victim reading last honors to a vet. Put kid to bed. USA

i do not know how this goes on for three more years

Abolish ICE.