The Fag-Ash Fuhrer is in the fight of his political life. It's going to be the highlight of the summer as he faces the ultimate challenge.

So, who had this headline on their 2026 Political Bingo card?

"If I lose, I lose to a bloke with a bin on his head. If I win, I beat a bloke with a bin on his head."

Binface ahead in the Polls (Source: Daily Mail)

Funny, isn't it? When Binface was getting 90 votes in by-elections he was seen as the quirky joke candidate. But now - head to head with the Fag-Ash Fuhrer - he's getting antsy journos saying: "it's just a bloke in a costume, we know who you really are, take off the bin in the name of transparency"

As sure as night follows day, rumours of a number of extreme right candidates heading for Clacton - to split the swivel-eyed loon vote and open the door to a Binface victory.

Hey, BBC, any chance of having Count Binface on Question Time?

Top quality take on the upcoming Clacton by-election.

Honest Bob latest Police investigate £37,500 donation to Jenrick leadership campaign Met confirms inquiry after elections watchdog referred allegations that donations in 2024 were from foreign source www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

They're going to have to go back to sucking off sailors for a tenner a pop. Less embarrassing.

Farage is going to claim Count Binface is the 'Establishment' isn't he & cry more

IN THE BIN

Streisand Effect

So, there is a precedent for vetoing an MP's resignation Viscount Chelsea (Henry Cadogan) applied for the Chiltern Hundreds in 1842 The Chancellor (Goulburn) refused because, get this, Cadogan wanted to resign to obstruct an investigation for bribery h/t @fascinatorfun.bsky.social and @gazhay.com

Just talked to my old friend Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes.

One of the media companies need to invite Farage and Binface to a televised debate. It would bring the country to a standstill.

Far from "seizing the initiative" Nigel Farage's desperate decision to call a back-me-or sack-me by-election is the sign of a politician who knows he is finally being exposed for the man he has always been bylinetimes.com/2026/07/08/n...

Only to fight the seat he democratically won in the first place. "I think I am important, therefore I am going to quit, to fight again to show people how important I think I am"

Sky News has posted a rebuttal to Nigel Farage's accusation that it has "hounded" his daughter.

Farage says he wants to be judged by his constituents. The Electorate in Clacton is roughly 80,000. If there are 8,000 people willing to sign a recall petition, they can force a by-election. If they were prepared to do it multiple times, they could lock him in a perpetual doom-loop of by-elections.

Farage resigns his seat in Clacton forcing a by election which he ... er plans to stand in. Huge performative cost to the taxpayers to feather his ego. I hope it backfires spectacularly

Farage will actually have to go to Clacton now

Basically, this whole farce was an exercise to give Farage half an hour of media time on his terms. He'll now fight a by-election, which will maintain his place in the media spotlight, while delaying/halting the progress of the parliamentary investigations.

He will fight the by-election to prove his point.

He's resigned.

He's just telling us shit we already know. And we're living in a communist country, apparently This is just poor-me, whining bullshit.

Funny how Farage doesn't like it when his family get sucked into his wake. But he's happy to release his attack dogs on other people's families.

Farage playing the Charlie Kirk card.

This is Trump playbook stuff. Playing the victim card.

He's not going to fuck off, is he? It's a self aggrandisemen exercise

Farage whining on BBC news channel

Farage only speaking via Reform channels, no journalists present, no newscasters present. More bullshit grandstanding?

This

It is not typical* for politicians who receive normal levels of scrutiny for their conduct to make emergency statements about their “future in public life”. Suggests a certain thin-skinnedness. *see recently Angela Rayner on stamp duty, Keir Starmer on donations, or Boris Johnson on wallpaper.

Schrodinger's turtle

Good to see that Trump is taking defeat in his stride.

😬

Belgium players mocking the US and Trump's meddling in the World Cup by doing the Trump dance after scoring the 4th goal against the USMNT

The USA have been beaten by Belgium. Cheaters never prosper.

Everything Trump touches turns to shit. Fucking losers.

My match prediction is that Balogun is gonna get kicked up in the air. A lot.

Belgium need to snap him in half first tackle - then win it with 10.

Farage having a total “establishment stitch-up” wettie about being scrutinised for his corrupt links and handouts from a convicted fraudster while Jenrick insists Farage “will be Britain’s next prime minister.” No. You don’t get to tantrum your way to power. app.independent.co.uk/2026/07/05/3...

The trust in uk politics is at a knife edge If Farage isn’t sacked and face a by-election, uk politics is then accepting corruption, fraud and enemy state interference in the system Farage has to be made an example of BBC must do better

Reminder that the Reform Party is claiming that this convicted fraudster's undeclared pre election donations to Farage have no political element

The media needs to keep its foot on Farage's throat - drive him into oblivion

George Cottrell, the convicted criminal and crypto-gambler, handed out a business card printed with the Reform UK logo and Nigel Farage’s official email address despite having no formal role in the party. From myself and Insight in today's Times. www.thetimes.com/uk/politics/...

Farage is toast, which is nice, shame it took the majority of our media over a DECADE to actually investigate the motherfucker though, could have prevented his shitty Brexit, the rise of the far right, and not emboldened so many goddamn racists. Fuckin lumps.