Can anyone reassure me that Brigette Phillips has lost her job as chief breaker of the education and home education system? #newPM

I know it's a brilliant first step to abolish homelessness, but @andyburnham.bsky.social could you ban the use of X for all MPs and Departments your next instruction please. It would send a message far and wide about that diabolical platform and upset Musk, win win!

Lights out and away we go! #Clacton

If the unflushable poo fails to get a majority in Clacton, what next? I assume someone will have to stand down so he can stand there instead? Maybe Zia could, oh no wait, he is not actually an MP is he? The poo wouldn't let him stand, I remember now! #VoteCountBinface

@classicfm.com every now and again I get asked to review the music you play, fair enough, I love Classic FM. But, you ask what's my preferred music radio station, and put Magic Radio as an option, but not @radiox.co.uk! It's in your bloody group! Please rectify or I will not partake any more.

Genuine question, if the Mayor or London is now in the house of Lords, can he still be the Mayor of London? Does it also mean if Andy Burnham wanted him in his cabinet he could, or would that be a conflict of interest with being Mayor of London? #HouseOfLords #MayorOfLondon

If the UK goes fully renewable for energy, where do fizzy drinks manufacturers get their Carbon Dioxide from? Can we not get the excess CO2 from the air, or is it not dense enough for production? #NetZero #CO2 #GlobalWarming

The Chancellor has the power to stop Farage's cynical ploy. I've written to her this morning urging her to act. Farage should not be allowed to resign until the investigation into his dodgy dealings has concluded. The people of Clacton deserve the facts first.

@countbinface.bsky.social I love the idea of you standing against Farage, but if no one stands against him then there won't be a byelection. We need to stop him being on the campaign trail, where he gets too much air time. By all means go for it, but no one else should stand against him.

@countbinface.bsky.social where can I get a #VoteCountBinface oversized badge?

@countbinface.bsky.social you need to update your Bio, it's still saying standing in Makerfield. It should say "clearing out the rubbish in Clacton"!

On my way, Clacton.

Let's hope the Chancellor gets this link sent to her. She absolutely MUST refuse it on the grounds of the investigation.

Binface Vs Bungface

"The sort of flags on lampposts we can get behind! Activists from Take Back Power, a non-violent civil resistance group, took to the streets of Frinton-on-Sea in Nigel Farage’s constituency of Clacton to raise 'Tax the Rich' flags, while removing England flags and Union Jacks" via London Economic

I had someone challenge me (IRL) on my energy usage and my tariff, because I said I can be paid to use energy. #AgileOctopus does. He is the proof, I'm charging my car and using the oven...

I know it's controversial, but I think this might just be the best EV on the market... www.topgear.com/car-news/suv... The Enyaq is often called one of the the best all rounder EVs, and I think that this might top it. Pricy though, I'll wait for the 2nd hand ones to turn up!

"Donald Trump has threatened to slap a 100% import tariff on the UK over its digital services tax on American social media firms.". No he won't, something will change, the wind probably, and this will all disappear. He single handedly increases global warming with all his hot air.

And suddenly it all makes sense. I bet he leaves position now, rather than stand up to scrutiny. And still blames the left, or the media, or the Tories, or the sunshine or the boogie.

Listening to a recent episode of @quietriotpod.bsky.social with @mrjamesob.bsky.social. Another great listen, but a bit more professionalism please, stop talking over each other!

How conventient for political journalists, to all be gathered in Downing Street once more, so they can interview each other, to ask "how did this happen?", without ever acknowledging that, at least in part, they themselves are how this happened.

Genuine question @eddavey.libdems.org.uk ... How can you honestly make a statement like "people are fed up with constantly changing PMs" and only a few weeks ago repeat your call for Kier Starmer to stand down? Does your hypocrisy gland not rupture?

@mrjamesob.bsky.social I agree the government should be off X and the Europe have come up with a no-tech bros alternative - W! #SayNoToX wsocial.news Next up - Prontogram, Legbook, Europe 366, ClikClak, Natter-GEU!

I have just heard @naushabahkhanmp.bsky.social on @lbc.co.uk proving her inexperience in Parliament. Reform UK Ltd haven't won any of the last 6 by-elections. Why are Labour MPs so scared of them? Also didn't the Conservatives change leaders mid term and get wiped out at the General Election?

With much sorrow I have to say that today our little Josh crossed the rainbow bridge. It came from nowhere, he just started to struggle breathing. 💔🌈🌉😭😭😭😭 We love you boy and you are forever in our hearts xxxxx #guineapigs

With rates like these I suddenly remember why I got an electric car! Thanks @octopus.energy !

Come on #Duolingo, it's one of the hottest days and you are offering me We Three Kings and Silver Bells, stop offering Christmas songs at the hottest time of the year in your Music lessons.

@officialcpfc.bsky.social firstly, congratulations on your newest trophy 🏆! Secondly, my father in law was an avid Eagles fan, man and boy, until he died a couple of weeks ago at the age of 78. Can I still buy personalised shirts and if so how long do they take to arrive?

"This Farage parody account on X is more factual and truthful than Farage himself, which is hilarious in itself." via Susan Kovbasyuk

Yellow pepper, in my belly! #guineapigs #guineapig

Peekaboo! It's hot and breakfast is cold! Morning BlueSky! #guineapig #guineapigs

Just heard that the standard variable rate for electricity is going up. Beat all the price rises, get to @octopus.energy and switch to their #AgileOctopus tariff. My non peak time rates are typically 10p less than the SVR, but sometimes less than 5p or even pay me!

Can we all agree right now that Tony Blair needs to shut the fuck up? Elitist, super rich, white, old, pompous ass. I voted for him in 1997, and he did some good for Britain at the time, but right now he needs to shut the fuck up. He isn't adding anything to discourse except irrelevance.

I am watching #fatboyslim at the moment on the TV and what absolute showman he is! Bloody fantastic high octane music and visuals.

Streeting: Labour will be 'the handmaidens of Nigel Farage and the breakup of the United Kingdom' No shit you fucking idiot. Instead of quitting he should have rallied around the PM and worked in the background to change things from inside. And I used to have such a positive view of you.

Dear @labouruk.bsky.social how idiotic are you going to look if Andy Burnham goes for that by-election and he doesn't get elected, and then Reform get the Mayoralty of Manchester? This leadership challenge is a disaster for all those people who voted for unity stability, like me. Hi @libdems.org.uk

Angela Rayner was dragged through every front page for weeks... HMRC's verdict: NOT deliberate. NOT even careless. Farage pockets £5 million and chooses not to declare it So where's the wall-to-wall coverage? Tell me this isn't a rigged game.

@naushabahkhanmp.bsky.social I respect you and your role, but your decision to do a Tory and call for a leadership change, is both hypocritical to why the party moaned about Tress, et al, but also shows that you want to get out of politics, a new head will mean an early GE. Reform have won. 😢

All these Labour MPs who are asking for the PM to resign should hang their fucking heads in shame. How can they possibly say they're better than the Tories when they are doing exactly the same thing. This didn't happen much pre-Cameron. A bad PM got voted out by the public not the party. #labour

All together now! ... "But Nige did take five million quid, and Nige would take five million more!" 💥💥💥 #RefUKkers

Apparently Reform UK welcome scrutiny. Just don't mention donations because they won't answer it! www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

No one needs this and what is it soaking up while it is on your computer? More transparency from Google please. 👀 Or just use a better browser @operabrowser.bsky.social, which does have an AI mode, but you can disable it in settings with a simple toggle switch.

Happy Wednesday Bluesky! #guineapig #guineapigs

I realise I haven't posted for a while, so..... You're welcome! Happy Monday everyone! #guineapig #guineapigs

Am I the only person who doesn't give a TruGym about this Mandelson stuff anymore. He's left his role, he won't be getting another role, move on, there's a war on FFS.

I see the media are going after Chris Moyles now, after success with Scott Mills. From what I understand it was distasteful but not illegal. Who's next? Nick Grimshaw, Steve Lamacq, Pete Tong?

@naushabahkhanmp.bsky.social silly question, under the new simpler recycling rules, where should I be putting my guinea pig soiled hay and paper?

@agilepredict.bsky.social do you have any idea when tomorrows rates will be available? I need to know whether I need to take out another mortgage or not! 😂