I am watching #fatboyslim at the moment on the TV and what absolute showman he is! Bloody fantastic high octane music and visuals.

Streeting: Labour will be 'the handmaidens of Nigel Farage and the breakup of the United Kingdom' No shit you fucking idiot. Instead of quitting he should have rallied around the PM and worked in the background to change things from inside. And I used to have such a positive view of you.

Dear @labouruk.bsky.social how idiotic are you going to look if Andy Burnham goes for that by-election and he doesn't get elected, and then Reform get the Mayoralty of Manchester? This leadership challenge is a disaster for all those people who voted for unity stability, like me. Hi @libdems.org.uk

Angela Rayner was dragged through every front page for weeks... HMRC's verdict: NOT deliberate. NOT even careless. Farage pockets £5 million and chooses not to declare it So where's the wall-to-wall coverage? Tell me this isn't a rigged game.

@naushabahkhanmp.bsky.social I respect you and your role, but your decision to do a Tory and call for a leadership change, is both hypocritical to why the party moaned about Tress, et al, but also shows that you want to get out of politics, a new head will mean an early GE. Reform have won. 😢

All these Labour MPs who are asking for the PM to resign should hang their fucking heads in shame. How can they possibly say they're better than the Tories when they are doing exactly the same thing. This didn't happen much pre-Cameron. A bad PM got voted out by the public not the party. #labour

All together now! ... "But Nige did take five million quid, and Nige would take five million more!" 💥💥💥 #RefUKkers

Apparently Reform UK welcome scrutiny. Just don't mention donations because they won't answer it! www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

No one needs this and what is it soaking up while it is on your computer? More transparency from Google please. 👀 Or just use a better browser @operabrowser.bsky.social, which does have an AI mode, but you can disable it in settings with a simple toggle switch.

Happy Wednesday Bluesky! #guineapig #guineapigs

I realise I haven't posted for a while, so..... You're welcome! Happy Monday everyone! #guineapig #guineapigs

Am I the only person who doesn't give a TruGym about this Mandelson stuff anymore. He's left his role, he won't be getting another role, move on, there's a war on FFS.

I see the media are going after Chris Moyles now, after success with Scott Mills. From what I understand it was distasteful but not illegal. Who's next? Nick Grimshaw, Steve Lamacq, Pete Tong?

@naushabahkhanmp.bsky.social silly question, under the new simpler recycling rules, where should I be putting my guinea pig soiled hay and paper?

@agilepredict.bsky.social do you have any idea when tomorrows rates will be available? I need to know whether I need to take out another mortgage or not! 😂

Seriously #duolingo do something about your music lessons! It has just asked me to play Deck the Halls! It's fucking MARCH! Less deck the halls more deck the owl! 🤪🤪🤪

I have just sent the trailer for the new Harry Potter series and I am beyond excited! youtu.be/wNyrH9KvJ9Y?... #HarryPotter at Christmas!

I know this is probably a silly question, but will the frog faced arse wipe actually be on #QuestionTime this week? Might be the only time he has been there since the election!

Nigel Farage wants you to forget that he has always followed Donald Trump’s foreign policy. He’s keeping quiet on Iran because he’s nowhere, absolutely nowhere. This clip shows how far back his support for the war goes. Please share it, expose it.

I see Question Time has reached its inevitable endgame. It was bound to happen.

I have watched the first episodes dropped of #LastOneLaughingUK series 2. I laughed almost non-stop through the episodes, and Dianne Morgan reading with a fart machine actually made me wee myself a bit! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Sorry world - farts are funny. Fact!

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Tomorrow's Prices: 11th March Overnight low ~ 0p Morning peak ~ 16p Afternoon low ~ 4p Evening peak ~ 45p Not too sure about this price action, but hopefully it's going to hold through to EPEX close.

Here @mrjamesob.bsky.social is your worlds tiniest violin... youtu.be/BBmYrDN3fpU

@cwoar.bsky.social is Vampire ever going to re-open? I'm having withdrawal symptoms!

@actualchrismoyles.bsky.social I am just watching the Birthday show on the App, and I have to say the singer in Ocean Colour Scene looks a lot like Gregor Fisher from Rab C Nesbitt, but my days what a voice!

Just watched the first 2 and 3/4 episodes of #DirtyBusiness and my blood is positively boiling. Well done @channel4tv.bsky.social for a truly enlightening drama. The government need to #Nationalise the #Water again and destroy #TheEnvironmentAgency this parliament. @naushabahkhanmp.bsky.social

This makes me so happy! Even on a bad day this doesn't fail to make me smile.

With all this madness happening with #MerlinEntertainment, including their new price hike to parking at #AltonTowers, and talking about their "journey" of their botched RAP changes, I would like to carry out a thought experiment... Is queuing for a rollercoaster for almost 60 minutes actually fun?

I don't even care if this is AI slop, it's funny and probably a bit true.

More of this, stronger on this, we need to show them up to be the absolute melts that they are. If they think they are the opposition in waiting (even though technically Lib Dems have more seats, so would replace the Conservatives) then you have to be scrutinising them more, flim-flam no more.

@mrjamesob.bsky.social Happy Ash Wednesday to you and your family! 😁 I am trying fasting an abstinence for the first time ever (at the age of 47).

Pleased to hear that #Merlin have decided to row back on their catastrophic marketing decision to be not #neurodivergent welcoming. Problem is the damage is done and the SEN community won't forget this quickly. In other news @paultonspark.bsky.social have some great new rides this year!

@timminchin.bsky.social, ever at the cutting edge, I went to see #MatildaTheMusical in London. My days, those songs are lyrical masterpieces, but those poor child actors, having to get all those words in! Fantastic show, but I would expect nothing less! All the best!

NEW: Trump's coup is almost complete. And the attack on the press is a central piece of it. Bezos's gutting of the Washington Post cannot be allowed to be just another blip in the news cycle. We are all going to have to fight for a free and independent press. open.substack.com/pub/broligar...

@kierstarmerpm.bsky.social Just been watching your speech yesterday and I would like to know how home education is causing a lack of integration. Home educated children are able to speak to a wider range of people, learn different lessons, and not be in an echo chamber of indoctrination. #education

If you could sign this petition you can help call out the narrow minded, profiteering, decision by Merlin Entertainments Group... c.org/FNfBbfGnNw #disability #petition #merlin #thorpepark #chessington #legoland #altontowers #sealife

I hope @kierstarmerpm.bsky.social doesn't have to quit over this, but my God how badly handled this whole thing has been. What poor advice and decision making. #disappointed

There I said it! #nuerodivergent #Merlin you have just made an enemy of #SEN parents, and all the shit we have had to put up with, we are feeling aggrieved and marginalised.

Can someone tell me why Merlin Entertainments has a problem with people with additional needs? We fought for ehcps for our children, we fought for DLA for our children, we fought for Nimbus accreditation our children, and Merlin have taken away all our concessions. #disability #minority #excluded

Oh it's dinner time, but I can't be bothered to come out my mound of hay. #guineapig

Home Alone legend Catherine O'Hara dead at 71 www.lbc.co.uk/article/cath... Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 I loving memory I will continue to be a disgruntled pelican. #shittscreek #homealone #travesty #beetlejuice

The greatest story you’ll read today 😂😂🫡 Forward it on for the betterment of mankind & also to get me into heaven

I see someone else has defected to #ReformUKLtd. How many more are needed to go before @eddavey.libdems.org.uk becomes leader of His Majesty's Opposition? Also can we have a change in law, that says defection will cause a by-election?

Went to see #HarryPotter #CursedChild in London today, both parts, my days what a fantastic show. Thank you to the staff at #PalaceTheatreLondon for moving me from the Grand Circle when I had a complete vertigo meltdown, you were so calm and understanding.

@paulbrand.bsky.social if your child hates school it's home is too cushy, if your child doesn't want to go home oh there's a problem at home. Some children just don't like sitting in a classroom with 30 other children being forced to learn things they don't have any interest in.

@paulbrand.bsky.social Home education - what do you want to do as a job? Police? Ok, here are sociology, forensics, law, etc, lessons. You struggle with exams? so just concentrate on 2 GCSE a year instead of 10 all at once and then struggle with your mental health.

@paulbrand.bsky.social School - teach this subject this week, teach this next week? What you didn't understand it, tough. What you really enjoyed that subject and want to know more, tough. What you have no interest in this subject, tough. What you want to learn Spanish not french, tough.