Soooo... I entered a 1-page horror script in Killer Shorts Season 7, and NOTHING YET was selected as a Quarterfinalist - Top 15% out of 1,000+ entries. First time putting pen to paper with my random weird ideas. Grateful and excited for what’s next. #killershorts #killeralum

Suck it Ted Cruz

At least he's a superstar *checks notes* 🙁

Prepare thy chalice

Good to everyone on their fourth or fifth Thursday of the week

Because of the stadium, to be clear

Go Cards!

Worst Super Bowl in 30 years?

Freeze, don't move You've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to your life

Kasean Trier!

Harry Potter fan in 2026: yes the author is a Nazi with ties to Jeffrey Epstein but I don't see any of that when I buy my annual wand at the Wizarding World in Florida

I don't see any reason to have a 3-point line painted in the Yum! Center

The Diplomat ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Anyone else notice a prominent Louisville sports writer's articles looking more and more like they were written by ChatGPT? I don't think they are because the grammar and syntax are still awful, but there are telltale signs.

Just an extremely unserious top-20 team

I think we have to come to terms with this team just not being that great. Just no evidence of surprise potential.

I need this win after the last few weeks, Cards. Lock in.

Someone explain this "national general strike" to me like I work at Best Buy and am not responsible for keeping cancer patients from halting their treatment.

I don't have anything clever to say about the execution video I watched showing ICE murder a subdued person in the middle of a busy street in broad daylight 90 minutes from my house. It's sickening.

🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 IT 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯

It feels like this team hasn’t had their fire lit.

Balls

everyone’s taking jabs at rodgers, get your shots in

Abu el Banat

More like Gia-no #thelastdrivein

Glass cannon team, but what is softer than glass?

Just a complete evacuation of basketball IQ in the second half.

Trying really hard not to teach my 2yo daughter how to say fuck tonight

Wastin Prior

Beat Duke

Heads not in it

Pat

Happy starting Clair Obscur Expedition 33 day to all who celebrate

Gotta be more than Mikel Brown and some dudes

A wholly inappropriate amount of minutes for McNeely

Honeymoon’s over, Pat. Get your shit together.

Blatantly missing every call

Happy Birthday to Dick Van Dyke, about whom I have a story. My dad was a bartender at the bar that used to be midway up the Hyatt in Louisville in the 80s, and he served DVD. Guy was a huge DICK to the kitchen staff throwing a fit about them needing to grind a filet mignon into a burger for him.

I hate those polo shirts

I think I value this rivalry less than most people do.

#MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social @therealjoebob123.bsky.social Me: I want General Zod! Mom: We have General Zod at home General Zod at home:

This looks like it would be a fun Gamora movie

no basketball during the week

Best path is to win every game, so we should just do that

I always really enjoy beating Indiana not because I consider them any sort of rival or respect them as a program; indeed it’s about a team being put in their place which is what our job is every night.