all these universities kept axing medieval history departments as if they thought tyrants beefing with the Pope was going to stop being relevant

BREAKING: Following the American threat of an “Avignon Papacy,” Robert Kennedy has begun a Diet of Worms

@andrearae.bsky.social is leading a team meeting at [institution] and working really hard not to say the phrase “fucked up”

You can't blame everything on his dementia-riddled brain. He is, at his core, a sociopath and wants to kill and harm as many people as possible.

You can tell the SNL writers don't watch college basketball because they played Bruce Pearl straight.

I think I actually hate Michigan more, but I'm aggressively annoyed at how nonchalantly UConn just scoops up trophies every couple years.

Just started John Scalzi’s The Kaiju Preservation Society, and I think I’m finally going to have to pull the trigger on Snow Crash and Neuromancer.

The Knights Radiant have returned.

Anyway, they should be embarrassed.

Duke won't be elite until they get past thinking everything should be handed to them.

Purdue pretenders.

Go teams that will make my bracket profitable

What else can you say but we’ve come a long way? There’s still a lot of work to do get to get up to our standards, and I hope this season was educational for Kelcey and staff. #GoCards

Let’s just go ahead and get really hot from three in the last couple minutes

hang in there

welp

Go Cards! Beat Michigan State!

I replaced our garbage disposal while keeping two babies happy and quiet, so I get kisses today.

Some lucky motherfuckers

You absolutely cannot separate the artist and the art without contributing to the persecution of trans people. Boycott everything Potter.

You can’t be this bad with decision making and have the refs against you. Pick one.

We need a second halftime

Wtf are these fouls

The guards need to be fucking guards here.

This guy is wise as fuck

Isaac McNeely filling in for Mikel Brown Jr in the turnover column

Scrappy!

Mayo Clinic scheduled renovations around me taking off work to watch the NCAA tournament.

This was overnight

See y'all Sunday. Get healthy and focused for next week.

running out of time

Go Cards! Beat Miami!

Cool it worked

Zou

that's fucking malpractice

Jesus fucking christ

That looks legit injurious

Get a couple stops man

👀

I’m going to turn the game on in five minutes and that will help.

Go Cards! Beat SMU!

*Deletes post about Isaac McKneely*

This is a hilarious game to force me to watch the end of, which isn't in doubt.

Quick question does anyone know how to restore virtue to a decaying society

March vibes are low, but Louisville’s March success is directly proportional to how ugly their tournament uniform is. I humbly submit:

Aww thanks babe

I made the semis with my 1-page horror script