NOTHING YET is an Editor’s Pick!

Proud of you, love!

If anyone out there is writing a healthcare romance novel I give you permission to use “wetter than the last wipe in a purple top container”

Please sir, my ladies are bare naked

We have 3-Nager. I repeat. We have a 3-Nager. This wonderful sprout is going to grow to move mountains. But also...plz send coffee and a sensory deprivation tank

L’s requested bday playlist: All the Things She Said Once Upon a Dream He’s a Pirate Godzilla Theme Everybody BSB John Ryan’s Polka A Whole New World Opalite Kid is interesting!

A trunk full of plants Milkshakes in hand Cruising with the windows down with Backstreet Boys on blast with my 3yr old Life is good

My midlife crisis is coming full circle, and loving most of the Disney princes again Prince Charming falling in love, purely on vibes Prince Philip falling in love, regardless of economic class and trusting three old fairy ladies to see him through the fight against evil

We’re watching The Drama and sorry but you’re never going to get me against Zendaya Oh hey Blanton’s!

And perhaps for the lady a Kir Royale in the backyard with a storm on the horizon?

Of all the the nostalgia old Disney movies create - nothing will ever hit as hard as this imho

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies and Grogu

It’s still so fucking weird and amazing that narwhals are real - like wtf be so for real you chonky sea unicorns

Always

Forty and flirty? Meh Forty and feral? YAS

*Name your top 15 TV shows, gut instincts only* West Wing X Files New Girl Downton Abbey Shrinking Lost Ted Lasso The Crown Supernatural Stranger Things Sherlock The Orville Band of Brothers The Newsroom Lovecraft Country I really wanted to put For All Mankind...but this season ain't it for me

She is no man…. #thelastdrivein #mutantfam

I will absolutely lose my godsdamned mind if I feel any iota of breath on my skin - even my own. I hate having my shoulders exposed but nothing at all can touch my neck…

Hear me out. Get Rawhead a demisexual bibliophile with an “I can fix him” complex. #thelastdrivein #mutantfam

NGL I’m a little surprised at how horny this movie is - maybe it is a metaphor for menstruation #thelastdrivein #mutantfam

Is RawHead Rex just the first day of my period? #thelastdrivein #mutantfam

In honor of #witchesnight on #thelastdrivein #mutantfam

I got to use two of my favorite corporate burns today 1) yes i identified this early on as a likely outcome 2) now perhaps we can move forward with my earlier proposal … which is specifically designed to avoid said outcome Con - I had to say alignment and strategic far too many times

If MGM Studios knows what’s good for them they will go back in time and do a behind the scenes/making of PHM

Me: hey missy whats with the attitude??? L: MOMMY I NOT A TOOT 10/10 no notes.

I have continued to make the mistake of displaying confidence and initiative at work, and now I feel like I have 12 people reporting to me now and I don’t know what to do about it bc I am actually just a baby Taurus who wants a snack and a nap

Movie Pitch: Inside Out 3 Reilly is now a mom and every other emotion gets overpowered by “Overstimulation” Preferably voiced by Elizabeth Olson.

TFW you accidentally leave Copilot open while you are WFH and say all the quiet parts out loud…and then it asks you if you are OK I wish I was kidding

Tired: Paul Atreides is actually the villain Wired: Paul Atreides saw an inevitable intergalactic genocide and chose the path of least death. Him consciously choosing to become the figurehead of the holy war with resentment and sadness makes him a more grey and nuanced villain

A wonderful reminder to show yourself grace 💞 My hub & I work together at the same hospital. We also have 2 littles (2.5 & 1) For a long time I was a SAHM & would pick up clinic shifts to maintain skills & do the thing that I love. Hub does 4 10’s. that in itself was stressful

Them: How many times have you watched the Dune Pt 3 Trailer? Me: yes

The wind is so loud I hear it outside but also hear it coming through on the baby monitor

Ewan McGregor will never not be incessantly charming and the world is better for it.

STOP TRYING TO MAKE DADTOK HAPPEN #SLOMW

Bougie night for Colby and I at Bleu Duck Kitchen with a special event 5 course meal celebrating all things Maine Oyster 🦆 🦪courtesy of the Maine Oyster Company & Lady Oyster

Shrinking might be the most perfect show ever created. Every line is perfect. Every facial expression. Every gesture. Every character. Every pregnant pause. I will never not be obsessed.

L(2): mommy I have a special treat for you Me: oh? Well that makes me nervous L(2): it’s super yummy! Me: ok… L(2): ITS MY STINKY FEET Kid’s got jokes!

🎶COME THEE SAINTS AND COME THEE SINNERS 🎶

I have been trying to secure an ADHD Dx for a while (at my therapist's behest) but alas I have Millennial Eldest Daughter syndrome so even when I'm trying to show how absolutely bananas my brain is I'm still too much of an overachiever who refuses to break my carefully (exhaustingly) curated mask

I am obsessed with this factoid bc it's both a literal and metaphorical LMAO

I have reached the stage in my career where I need two desktops and my laptop and my phone all running at the same time. Can’t tell if my ADHD is thrilled or terrified.

Anybody else in a mood for a fuzzy socks weekend? As a treat?

I get about 90min to myself a few days a week so y’all (the global society) need to chill it with the war crimes I’m on a fixed income of anger

Listening to SJM on #CallHerDaddy defend her creative control on any potential TV/Movie Adaptation and I LOVE it. She's not going to let any film execs bully her into making something that's not ACOTAR. She's not interested in anybody else's take or version of this story.

This is my computer background right now and L said “that’s DARK mommy!” Kid knows what her mum is about.

We are a terrorist country.

I’m risking it all by saying something that’s incredibly obvious BUT Is Great Gatsby just a reimagined Wurthering Heights? And am I like 50+ years late to the party in making this connection Or have I just eaten too many chocolates

Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed.

The overwhelming tragedy of being indispensable bc you said one too many times “sure I can take care of that”