So many to choose from @heatherupperleft.bsky.social for granting me access to an awesome group of people (who I always feel like I’m being weird and awkward around) - but she still talks to me :) @rningscissors.bsky.social for being a constant source of joy and thoughtfulness

We saw it coming You said we’re being hysterical It’s not by chance that they keep coming for medications relevant to women’s health - specifically maternal health We’ll be asking for you to sign our consent forms for birth control And you’ll still tell us it’s not that bad.

I officially need to start keeping a journal of L-isms I asked her what she wanted to be when she grew up and she said “I want to go to the stars” 😭

Candyman 2 is obviously drenched in bloody racial commentary It is also a tragic gothic romance. In this essay I will … 🪞 🐝

i am seriously begging democrats to bring the same smoke to this story that they brought to jimmy kimmel being indefinitely suspended

Meet Joe Black is an under appreciated gem. Especially watching it with my husband for the first time and he said “you know it also makes equal sense if we pretend Joe Black is a Golden Retriever” … especially the peanut butter bit.

In today’s edition of fucked up world CW: school lockdowns Nothing like logging onto FB to see a live reel of some old asshole raving about “coming for all of you mfs” & “see you in heaven or hell” right outside a local high school - not 2min down the road from my kids’ daycare.

Little House on the Prairie Little Shop of Horrors Big Trouble in Little China

🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ Fall 🕯️ 🍂🍄‍🟫🎃 🕯️ (of the patriarchy) 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️

Still one of the best ones

So grateful to have received my flu & covid vaccines today. My girls have had their flu shots and their covid shots are scheduled for next Monday. $0 Tipping my hat to all the medical systems that are saying to hell with RFK & doing the right thing.

ARE YOU FRIEND SHAPED OR NOT Inquiring Minds!!!! #alienearth 👁️ 🐙

At the same time It’s really important that we refrain from using violence as a reason to preach kindness. Kindness can be weaponized and made toxic just like hatred is.

Guns have always been the problem Guns are still the problem … Guns don’t have to always be the problem

Someone just said that a Taurus is a sensual storm in slow motion and I don’t think I’ve ever felt more seen.

Things my 2 year old has said of late - seems like she is taking to heart our policy of “be specific with your praise” “Green light mommy, go! You’re driving mommy, good job” “You’re going potty mommy, good job!”

The lack of PPE usage in literally every Alien movie is ASTOUNDING.

Found a shirt for @mementomorty.bsky.social

I already miss Schrodinger’s President

Americans Astronomers watching watching US politics Betelgeuse 🤝 “It could happen at any time”

The GC when we finally get together You know who you are

Guns are the problem They have always been the problem Everything else is a deflection talking point I can't put anything else into words without feeling my heart being ripped from my chest.

L asked me what was wrong I said I was crazy She said “ok mommy here’s a bandaid for your crazy” I think I just found the name for my new pagan punk band

some of you need to make like travis kelce and engage with a tailor swiftly

The sky is awake 🌌

I will not claim to be a monolith on motherhood and whether or not being a working mom vs a SAHM is harder. But I will say that the days I go to work and the days my hub stays home feel like vacation…and thats still after a full schedule of patients.

It's been too many years lol (yay kids!!) but here we go... Gary Clark Jr Gaelic Storm Guster .... (lotsa G's eh?) 90s mashup of Barenaked Ladies, Toad the Wet Sprocket, & Gin Blossoms Sigur Ros

15 movies to get to know me 1.LOTR 2.The Fountain 3.Jurassic Park 4.Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 5.Avengers End Game 6.Practical Magic 7.Kill Bill 8.It’s Complicated 9.Interstellar 10.Inception 11.Nope 12.Sound of Music 13.Princess Bride 14.Dune 15.Midsommar

🦇 🕯️ we needz it @mementomorty.bsky.social @heatherupperleft.bsky.social @prodigalhoosier.medsky.social

Dire deeds awake: dark is it eastward. Let horse be bridled, horn be sounded Fell deeds awake: fire and slaughter Spear shall be shaken, shield be splintered, a sword-day, a red day, ere the sun rises.

What's super interesting about this is JK Rowling isn't a Bluesky user, so technically she doesn't need to be retreated with respect...per Bluesky's actual rules soooo....🤷‍♀️ yeah...a pox on all of this.

Green Goddess in the streets, Blue Cheese Port Reduction sauce in the sheets

Well, my two-year-old did not get the memo, because she just shoved a chunk of apple up her nose and now we’re driving to the urgent care clinic. @vitaminpac1.bsky.social you wanna take this one?

My Gen Z patient just told me “your treatment ate today, Queen” So I am therefore immune from any and all bad vibes for the rest of the day and will not be answering to anyone.

Been on a cocktail kick with a pagan mythology theme. Should I make it into a book and try to publish? The Artemis Elixir 2oz Indigo Gin .5oz Green Chartreuse .75 oz Amaretto Dash Orange Bitters Squeeze of Lemon #cocktailalchemy

Watching Sinners again tonight and noticing so much more subtle imagery. @mementomorty.bsky.social @skullsneuro.bsky.social We will have to discuss

Fantastic Four is MOTHER She is the moment.

Not a Riker chair maneuver!!!! Amazing. 10/10 no notes

Felt like an appropriate dinner for tonight's #TheLastDrivein with the #MutantFam (It's NOT Tilapia)

Brain bad today. No make good words. @skullsneuro.bsky.social plz advise.

Basically the only nightly prayers said in this house

Left of Forever movie when?! I am unwell ❤️‍🩹 @tarahdewitt.bsky.social

Out of context #superman spoilers

Superman was 👩🏼‍🍳🤌🏼💋 Definitely Punk Rock 🤘🏼

Honestly the least surprising thing about 2025 is that cis hetero men still don’t know what the female gaze is (It’s this)

Speaking of this What’s your funniest block? Mine was when I found out a Louisville radio talk show host had blocked me. We’d never interacted but I’m pretty sure it was bc I called his favorite coach a little bitch on someone else’s thread.

My 2yr old is responsible for at least 10million 😅

I don’t know why I’m still watching this but here we are watching And Just Like That S3 I already was an Aiden hater but depriving his kid of necessary medicine? FOH.

It’s because we are Mother

Finally catching up on Love Island - watching Ace walk over and sit down next to Chris to comfort him is like when my toddler comes up to me to tell me she loves me and ask for a popsicle