It has come up again in response to the elordi-bond discourse but people who care about the height of actors relative to the role they are going out for are among our weirdest folks

The Mandalorian shouldn’t exist as a character. It should’ve just been Boba Fett’s story.

I think anytime after the first 20 minutes of a game if a player has more points than the entire other team it should trigger a 2:00 minute death timer and if the team can’t overcome the difference they lose on the spot

who are you in the crazy trump post I’m pilot inexplicably holding a paring knife

Claude is down :/ so I’m just running my sink

anybody else feel like bananas are more beat up these days. where is congress on this

what is even the pitch for joining a cult, come hang out with a bunch of strangers? how does that work on any adult

@austinwalker.bsky.social way of the samurai for ps2, that’s the whole post

The biggest question about Sen. Markwayne Mullin is… as a lover will he be able keep Corey Lewandowski satisfied?

They’re calling the treatment Men’s Retinol Serum and Aloe, or MRSA for short.

hi it’s me karlo fakebeard and my son the rizzler

watching an influencer get chastened by a docent is like crack

I’m running for congress, my platform is banning gambling advertisements, I expect to win in a landslide

I’m just getting word Bovino is quite tuckered out from the commotion, and has climbed into a empty sardine can and rolled the lid back closed.

they’re going to keep killing us and I’m beginning to think no amount of asking them not to is going to stop them

does trump want greenland because he saw the movie greenland we can’t rule it out

every npc you talk to in the Octopath Traveler 0 prologue: “Boy I can’t wait for all the great stuff I have planned for next year, I might be one day from retirement, but I still have a very long life ahead of me!”

has the katy perry backpack kid run for political office as a republican yet

yet again the knives are out for grover cleveland

Nikolai Rostov:

MTV should’ve been one of the final channels, we messed this one up guys

Jodie Foster: They should have sent a poet Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night

don’t think I’ve ever taken a drink from a taco bell cup that didn’t try to betray me

me, starting over in stardew valley for the twelfth time

@thepressbox.bsky.social new end of year award idea for you to give out, the Olivia Nuzzi everything I learned about this person was against my will award for most outstanding use of newscycles

imagining a post apocalyptic gang that only communicates in old family guy and aqua teen quotes

honestly have to respect the way mclaren won constructors and everyone just started showing up high at work for the rest of the season

skeeters varmints critters ol houn dog well aint that a big ol sumbitch

when are they coming to fortnite

somebody should tell bill maher he isn’t famous like that, no one is throwing their life away taking a shot at a comic of his level

if trump admits to blowing clinton im willing give him the 2020 election

find one living person who wanted a live action zelda movie challenge

the hope is anytime fettermqn falls his personality changes like fred flintstone getting a bonk on the head

Spoelstra fire is because he sat Terry Rozier right? Mob payback for sitting their golden goose

if you’re a corporation that carries louis c.k.’s book i will steal a copy and then return it without a receipt

this is the power of a mamdani election victory

I knew there was something weird about how Chauncey and Damon wore heavy leaden vests while we played cards

should AD retire after this game

Zion Williamson’s GLP-And1 Tour

we would all still be playing HQ trivia, in a just world

this has been a huge day for the santos fantos

nicki minaj and kanye currently on a collision course to turn out the most washed up rap album in history

cop in The Wicker Man (leaving unharmed because he slept with that hot blonde): what a strange, sexy island

Sakurai:

journalistic standards are dead look at this wild and frankly irresponsible speculation. Do better

was the prompt for this AI slop “make an image of a cartoon plant about centralization”

Make a porn wholesome: Braisers

@austinwalker.bsky.social just let me know what tier the saboteurcast ends up on

strongly suggest getting raptured out of Burbank if you can. LAX Rapture has been a NIGHTMARE