It's good that in these troubling times, people can still come together to worship millionaires playing sportsball.

I'm thinking clergy should be known as "professional Christians."

Professional (and presumably True) Christian posts about Fake Christian bigots threatening hellfire. I quote, agreeing its a common (Fake) Christian M.O. Then, I have the audacity to seek clarification if "hellfire" is even a part of True Christianity. The Rev did not like that. 😡 *BLOCK*

Not in my neighborhood. Not any neighborhood in the city. I do still see the occasional Obama shirt.

I heard that Trump is threatening to enact the Incontinent Act but I guess it Depends.

Sure is a good thing Obama never got around to taking everyone's guns so all the patriots in their well-regulated militias can protect citizens from government overreach.

Life hack: You can "follow the teachings of Jesus" without the Bible. It's called empathy.

Classic Christian deflection for their own bigotry. "Oh no, *I* don't have a problem with gay people, but the Bible. God is pretty clear. I don't judge their choices, that's up to God, and well... 🔥🤷‍♂️" Yet for some reason, they don't feel as compelled to "warn" (out of "love") about, say, divorce.

“Demonic” is the word Republicans use for things which make them uncomfortably horny.

9/11 really doesn't get enough credit for putting the country on this Christofascist trajectory.

"Your beauty should not come from outward adornment, such as elaborate hairstyles and the wearing of gold jewelry or fine clothes." 1 Peter 3:3

This is like planting evidence and then making an arrest.

And does saying some magic words actually do anything? 🪄

Idiocracy was unrealistic only because we got dumber quicker than the movie anticipated

As seen on the streets of Evanston. Thank you to those in this community keeping watch.

Christians: People without God have no morality! Also Christians: God wrote morality on everyone's hearts. 🙄 This 👇 is why "God wrote morality on everyone's hearts." Behavior we call "moral," i.e. that is beneficial to others' wellbeing, has evolved as we advanced as a social primate species.

"That doesn't count! Those are false gods! MY God is real!" —theists

Gee whiz, Christians sure get testy when you ask them to find a verse in the Bible condemning slavery.

"Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones." —Psalms 137:9 Gawd bless Murica! 🫡✝️

Hey Christians—True Christians—have you tried praying the Fake Christians away? Or... does it not work like that?

Or just, like, you know, explain what "empathy" is. No mythology necessary.

As someone who's been pulled from their bed by armed federal agents, let me tell you—it's every bit as not fun as you'd think.

Hail Sagan! ⚛️🤘

Almost like the Bible isn't some great moral guidebook.

Oh those evangelicals. Every True Christian knows that speaking in tongues is silly, even though the Bible says that's a sign of True Believers.

Christians: God is love! Also Christians: God is eternal and unchanging! Still Christians: That's the Old Testament! None of that counts anymore!

With so many people "misinterpreting" it, it's almost like the Bible isn't a great source of morality...

The First Amendment protects the right to question and criticize religion — including Christianity. FFRF will keep speaking out against the Christian nationalist agenda currently undermining our secular government. If you value freedom and democracy, please stand with us.

If Jesus cared about "healing the sick," he'd have explained how disease is not caused by demons and how to properly wash one's hands.

More like omni-impotent, amirite?

Don't mind me, just watching Catholics argue with Catholics about the Pope. Isn't religion fun?

Well, his dad was sure OK with his.

No True Christian is still a creationist... right? Although, if you're "following Jesus," Jesus is a creationist.

Ahh yes, the ol "we're all human and make mistakes and fall short of God's glory" card.

Listen, it's great that True Christians want Christianity to be boiled down to the Golden Rule. But EVERY religion has figured out empathy and realized it's a good thing. Jesus didn't invent it. And one certainly doesn't need mythology about a living/dead/resurrected demigod to get there.

Empathy is a core value of humanism. Empathy exists independently of Christianity. Christianity's "good teachings" are all based in empathy. Christianity, however, also has a lot of stuff that needs to be glossed over or ignored completely.

In addition to the No True Christian finger Catholics point at Protestants, they point a No True Catholic finger at any so-called Catholic who supports abortion rights.

I'm shocked. SHOCKED! Well, not that shocked.

Religion: answering life's great questions.

"B-b-but they're not True Christians!"

Of course True Christians don't believe in silliness like the rapture. Just that God impregnated a virgin so she could give birth to his son who's also him so he could grow up and be a human scapegoat as a "sacrifice" to himself then resurrected and went to heaven but will totally come back again.

What? The land of the free? Whoever told you that is your enemy. Now something must be done About vengeance, a badge and a gun. Now action must be taken. We don't need the key, we'll break in. I've got no patience now So sick of complacence now I've got no patience now... Time has come to pay.

Cue #NoTrueChristian.

I really wish those idiots would realize we're all on the same side.

A new study from Tulane University proves what we knew all along: forcing taxpayers to subsidize private (often religious) schools is a bad idea. Read more ➡️ ffrf.us/3W3LMAz #ffrf #scho#ffrfc#schoolvoucherso#publicschoolsh#privateschools

Soooo... Antifa? 🙄

#BREAKING #Rapture