I have several screws loose. These are on my kitchen counter & I have no idea how they got there or where they came from.

Next up, I’m teaching a lesson about Dr. King. TRY TO STOP ME, COWARDS!

I’m still out here, indoctrinating Chinese students with the woke-mind virus. Just taught an hour-long lesson about the Code Talkers with an 11yo (pretty fluent) girl.

"I'm increasing tariffs on shrimps, barbecues, and boomerangs by 500%"

Good morning to all my homies 🌄 www.youtube.com/watch?v=qP_U...

Talk about a top-shelf live performance www.youtube.com/watch?v=Efh3...

The odds of being murdered in your own home by psychopathic waterfowl are low, but never zero.

@24shaz.bsky.social @flatsquid.bsky.social Hear me out …. Pub Crawl. I believe in us!

Goddamn, do they make realtors take a special class at realtor school about how to be pushy? I’ve had 3 today, all from the same company doing the same thing. Calling me, hang up when I don’t answer, and then immediately call back demanding documents I don’t have. Good god they’re so annoying.

Word on the street is I’m going to be featured in a column at the top of the hour about The Flute Party. www.redlightjazzradio.nl

TIL you can order a body bag on Amazon

I got caught up on the situation with D4VD today, & holy shit it’s so grim. I don’t believe that nobody around him knew that she was just a kid.

Improv 3⎹Apache Recorded live at The Flute Party, Theater Mascini, Amsterdam. April 21, 2026 www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvoP...

Happy Friday! I’m ending the week infecting a 12yo girl with the woke-mind virus.

Le Picadilly by Erik Satie. Recorded live at The Flute Party, Theater Mascini, Amsterdam. April 21, 2026 www.youtube.com/shorts/iaHD3...

Je Te Veux by Erik Satie. Recorded live at The Flute Party, Theater Mascini, Amsterdam. April 21,, 2026 www.youtube.com/shorts/PzWqT...

100% support for public kid art

Evening bonnet https://botfrens.com/collections/223/contents/101426

Petite Tonkinoise Recorded live at The Flute Party, Theater Mascini, Amsterdam April 21, 2026 www.youtube.com/shorts/jlRD6...

One Minute Man by Missy Elliott/Timbaland/Ludacris Recorded live at The Flute Party, Theater Macini, Amsterdam. April 21, 2026 www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9xq...

Pure insanity. Y’all, we’re doin’ it wrong.

Ludi Florales were known for being salacious—comedic theatre performances were put on by prostitutes, who often appeared on the stage naked. A 1st century AD anecdote tells that #Cato the Younger was so offended by the prospect of seeing such a play that he left the arena entirely!

Helllloooo Big D!

Running errands at the airport.

Helllloooooo Canada! 🇨🇦

My ride to Montreal lookin' good

Thank you Amsterdam!

Ok Rick Green. If you're deporting US citizens, send me to Europe. Otherwise I'm going to infect your children with the woke mind virus.

My view from sound check. Theater Mascini is the best venue ever.

The after party

It was so special, so intimate... We have video, more to come.

Time to get ready for the world premiere of The Flute Party!

Tonight's program for the world premiere of The Flute Party

Stage managers. What you’re looking for is stage managers

And just like that... It's the morning of the world premiere of The Flute Party!

One of the upsides of starting at 4am everyday is that when you travel to Amsterdam, you don't have jetlag. I'm enjoying that win.

It's going to be China who gives us the robot which can clean the kitchen. I don't care what's going on, if anyone stands in my way of having a kitchen robot in my condo, they can kiss my grits.

It’s time to get a dragon sitter.

Dang. Another place I can't go.

Why is it never, "We must give Audrey one million dollars as a matter of national security"?

This is how it works, I don't make the rules.

Taking care of business for the big show tomorrow

'Marijuana' is the only English word in which the 'j' is silent.

Working from the office this morning

Oh fuck off David. "We're not going back" started at Kamala's first rally. You didn't discover anything new here.

Made a new friend this morning

This is the stupidest shit I've seen on here today. Maybe the "manly men" need to get an education & bust ass in the workplace like we have to do just to get a seat at the table.

Took a trip to the countryside & found 2nd prize in the flower mural competition.

Restaurants from all over the world in both directions as far as the eye can see.